sbdcsierra Chapter 1897 Soybean Juice
Chapter 1897 Soybean Juice
Chapter 1897 Soybean Juice
"I'll go first, please install it for me first!"
"You have to install it for me first too!"
The twins' bowls were practically shoving into Ye Yaodong's face, so Ye Yaodong quickly filled them up and sent them away to avoid bothering them.
"Okay, I'll pack it for you first. I won't bring you guys out next time, it's so annoying."
Pei Zuo: "I'm the older brother, fill it up!"
"If you don't finish it, I'll force it down your throat."
Pei You: "There's definitely not enough to drink, how could we not finish it?"
The two brothers each filled a large bowl to the brim and then clinked their bowls together in a very ceremonial manner.
Cheers!
"Pfft~"
One second they were happily clinking glasses, the next they were spraying each other's faces with water.
The bigger the gulp, the more messy the other person's face will be when you spray it.
"Cough cough, ugh~"
"yue~"
The two brothers reacted violently, gagging as soon as they put down their bowls.
Everyone was somewhat taken aback.
What are you two doing?
"What's wrong with you guys? Why are you throwing up?"
"Is it really that bad?"
"Is it hard to drink? Big brother just said it was delicious."
Ye Chenghu remained silent. He had already secretly masturbated several times, his face full of disgust, but now he was already feeling the thrill of success.
The twins gagged several times, and tears welled up in their eyes.
Pei Zuo said with a bitter face, "It tastes awful."
Pei Youye's face scrunched up in a grimace. "It tastes awful. Even pig swill tastes better than this."
"Yes, it smells rancid."
"I have never tasted anything worse than this."
"Even stale dishwater is better than this."
The two brothers took turns complaining, their faces full of disgust.
The two were too real, and everyone turned their suspicious gazes toward Ye Chenghu again.
Ye Chenghu shrugged. "No matter what others say, it's useless. You'll know once you try it."
"I was lied to by my cousin!"
"My cousin did it on purpose. How could he say it tastes good when it tastes so awful?"
The twins glared angrily at Ye Chenghu.
“Everyone has different tastes. If people buy this stuff, it means people eat it. My uncle said that the locals all drink it.”
Ye Yaodong scooped up a spoonful, put it to his nose, and sniffed it. It was still a little warm from being freshly bought and didn't have much of a smell.
Right now... how to describe the smell? It's a bit sour, a bit rancid, and has an indescribable strange odor, like the smell of a garbage can left to sit overnight in the summer.
"Dongzi, try it and see what it tastes like, then tell us what you think?" Father Ye looked at him expectantly.
Ye Yaodong took his bowl from him and ladled it full, saying, "You'll know once you try it yourself."
After scooping it out, he immediately scooped it out for Ye's mother.
"A little less, give me just a little bit, I just want to taste it."
Ye Yaodong treated everyone equally, giving each person a full bowl.
"Don't be shy, we bought a whole pot, enough for each of you to have a big bowl, drink as much as you like!"
The elderly couple looked at the soy milk in front of them, sniffed it, and then looked at each other, hesitant to take a bite, as it smelled a bit sour.
Mother Ye asked in confusion, "It didn't smell bad just now, but now it smells a bit sour. Is it because of the hot weather that it has gone bad?"
"Probably not. The vendor just told me it was brewed this afternoon, and it was still warm when I touched it. Maybe the smell is different when it's hot versus cold? You guys try it."
When it was the next person's turn, he also filled two large bowls to the brim for A-Guang and Hui-Mei.
The two of them told him to cut back, but he ignored them.
If everyone says to drink less, who will drink the whole pot left over? We can't just make him drink it, can we?
When it was Lin Xiuqing's turn, she covered the rim of her bowl and said, "I only want a little bit."
"Okay, then I'll give you half a bowl."
"Half a bowl!"
"Okay, okay," he coaxed, still filling half a bowl.
Each bowl was filled with soy milk, but no one dared to take a bite. They all just sat there watching, only daring to move their noses but not their mouths.
Ye Yaodong saw this and called out, "Eat up, what are you waiting for?"
Father Ye: "Let's eat together."
"It's just a sip of soy milk, why do we have to wait for everyone to join us? It's not like we're having a meal."
Lin Xiuqing: "The twins seem more real. I can't believe it's Chenghu. We'll wait for you to eat together."
While Ye Yaodong was trying to persuade him, Ye Xiaoxi snatched the spoon from his hand.
"Dad, I can do it myself. You sit down and rest for a while, and I'll help you pack it."
She immediately filled a large bowl for him as well...
Ye Yaodong wanted to stop it but couldn't, so he could only hold the bowl and keep shouting, "No... that's enough, that's too much, I only need a tiny bit..."
"Dad, you've worked hard. Please drink more."
She only filled a tiny portion for herself and Pei Yu, just enough for one sip at most.
"Second brother, you..."
"I'll do it myself."
Ye Xiaoxi didn't force him and handed him the spoon. Ye Chengyang only scooped a tiny bit for himself, and then just took a sip.
"What are you pretending for? I'll share half with you." Ye Yaodong poured him two-thirds without further ado.
Ye Chengyang watched helplessly as the bowl filled up.
"Alright, everyone gets a share. Since you're all here, try it all."
Looking at the bowl, Ye's father said, "Since we're here, let's try it even if we haven't tasted it before."
Mother Ye: "Since it's already been filled, let's not waste it, no matter how good it is or not."
After the elderly couple finished speaking, they looked at the bowl and took a small sip. They were prepared, so they only took a tiny sip.
Father Ye's brows furrowed into a knot, and the wrinkles on his face deepened. He pursed his lips tightly, his Adam's apple bobbed a few times, and he forced himself to swallow.
Ye's mother drank it, then spat it back into the bowl with a silky texture, her face scrunched up in disgust, and she kept spitting it out.
"Good heavens, after feeding pigs swill my whole life, today it's my turn to drink swill?"
Mr. Ye also complained, "Is this something for humans to drink? Do people in Beijing even like to drink this stuff?"
Ye's mother chimed in, "Life was tough when I was a child, but we weren't so hungry that we had to drink swill."
Ye Xiaoxi grinned, looking constipated, "Is it really that bad?"
"It's like trying to lick an old man's armpits on a hot summer afternoon. The sour and smelly odor is indescribable. Even pigs wouldn't eat it; they would find it disgusting."
Ye Xiaoxi's expression, which had been constipated for 3 days, instantly turned into one of constipation for 7 days. "Yu~ then I don't want to eat anymore."
Ye Chengyang also pushed the bowl away from him, saying, "The worst one is the eldest brother. He said it tasted good even though it was so awful, and he coaxed everyone to fill a big bowl."
“We are the victims, you should all be prepared.”
"That's right, us..."
The twins, one spoke, the other repeated a grade.
The others quickly followed suit and said they wouldn't drink anymore.
“That won’t do. We bought a whole pot and it’s all going to waste. You’ve never tried it before, why don’t you all try it? What if someone thinks it’s delicious? Even the locals drink it.”
After Ye Yaodong finished speaking, he turned to his mother and said, "You just said that no matter how good or bad it is, we shouldn't waste it."
"I've been frugal my whole life, and now I'm going to be ruined by this. I'm finished." Mother Ye's face was full of disgust, and she didn't seem to care about the wasted money at all.
"Dongzi, try it first before you speak." Father Ye felt that he was just talking without understanding the situation.
“Dad, you bought it, so you should drink it. You haven’t even tried it yet,” Ye Chengyang said.
"Those of you who haven't had a drink yet, please have a sip and try it. After all, you've never had it before."
Ah Guang: "I've never even eaten shit before, so shouldn't I at least try a bite?"
"Eat first, and then you can say that to me."
Lin Xiuqing saw that everything was ready, and it wouldn't be right not to try it, but she also couldn't understand what Ye's parents meant by the taste.
She vomited as soon as she took a bite.
"How can anyone eat this? No wonder my mother, who was frugal her whole life, always said she wanted to throw it away."
Ye Xiaoxi looked at her expectantly, "What does it taste like, Mom?"
"It's very sour, um... like that sour taste that lingers in your throat after you feel nauseous or have just thrown up, all mixed together in a bowl of juice."
"Ugh, Mom, what you're saying makes my throat feel sore and I feel like throwing up."
Ye's mother nodded in agreement, "The taste your mother described is also very similar."
Everyone else looked at the bowl of soy milk in front of them with fear, but were also curious whether it really tasted as disgusting and strange as everyone described.
I wanted to try it but was too afraid, so I could only watch from the sidelines.
Ye Yaodong was genuinely curious. "If you guys won't try it, I will. Even if it tastes terrible, I can still brag about it when I get back, saying that I ate the worst food in Beijing, and I can even describe it to others."
He mentally prepared himself, and despite feeling nauseous, he took a small lick, then a second lick, and a third small slurp. The sour taste hit him right in the head, choking him so much that he vomited and coughed violently.
"Damn, you guys won't understand this flavor until you try it."
Ye Chengyang said with a smile, "Dad, don't try to fool us like my older brother did."
"Well, the description above is already quite detailed, but you really can't understand it until you try it. Without immersion, you simply can't imagine the taste."
His words piqued the curiosity of the others who hadn't yet tasted it.
"It was Dad who said it. He made it sound like everyone would regret it if they didn't try it." Ye Chenghu encouraged everyone with a big smile.
Ye Xiaoxi couldn't resist any longer and secretly took a bite. Her face instantly turned as bitter as a bitter melon.
"It's like...like stale dishwater mixed with some pickled cabbage soup and then some Chinese medicine residue..."
Pei Yu looked at the bowl in front of her warily. "So, everyone tastes it differently?"
"They should be the same, right? It's just that everyone describes them differently? They're roughly the same, and the descriptions are all very vivid."
Others who hadn't tried it before were itching to try it too, and instantly they all understood what it tasted like.
It's true what they say: even if you've never eaten shit, you're still curious to try it and see what it tastes like.
"This money was wasted." Lin Xiuqing nudged Ye Yaodong. "You bought it, you drink it."
Ye Yaodong waved his hands repeatedly, "I bought it for you to drink, I'm just a gofer."
“We can’t waste it, it’s a whole pot,” Lin Xiuqing said, shoving a spoon into his hand. “And it was you who insisted on buying it.”
"How could I possibly drink that? I'm not even a local."
"Then let's just send it to the shop. There's still half a pot left untouched, it's all clean. The owner and staff there are probably locals, so it's perfect for them to drink."
"That's fine too."
Once the twins recovered, they saw that their friends had also been affected, and they immediately felt better.
P.S.: I'll update now, I'll be home the day after tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)