Siheyuan: The Gods And Fortune Tellers, Whoever Provokes Me Will Kill Me

Chapter 110 Silly Zhu's Heart Is Ashamed, Uncle Yi Talks To Su Chen



Chapter 110 Silly Zhu's Heart Is Ashamed, Uncle Yi Talks To Su Chen

Shazhu suffered many blows during this period, and became less arrogant, and stopped at the entrance of the hall.

"Deputy Director Li, what are your orders?"

Deputy Factory Manager Li smiled and said: "Silly Zhu, I have the impression that you have never had stage fright before, why is it that today is a little different from before!"

Silly Zhu smiled foolishly.

I thought to myself, let you experience the sins I have suffered, and you will change.

"Come here quickly, all the leaders are full of praise for your dishes, but I feel that there is a unique flavor in the dishes, and no one can guess what it is, so you can explain it to everyone!

"Okay!" Silly Zhu heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that it was a good thing.

Silly Zhu walked over with strides, and the "taste" that the leaders felt just now hit his face.

"vomit!"

"vomit!

Six people at a table all lowered their heads and retched.

The smell is really too strong.

Although Shazhu washed it many times, the dirty things are easy to wash, and the smell is really hard to get rid of.

Shazhu himself has heard the smell for a long time and doesn't know the smell, so he can't feel it.

Others smell very clearly.

That mother Zhang smelled it when she first saw Shazhu, but she didn't dare to talk too much.

Shazhu himself still hasn't realized it until now. Seeing Deputy Director Li retching, he took the initiative to pat him on the back to make him feel better.

After a long while, several people regained their strength!

Silly Zhu pushed a bowl of soup on the table to the middle, and said: "Everyone, drink some soup, let's go!"

The six people looked at the soup on the table, only to see Sha Zhu resting his hands on the rim of the bowl, and there was something like feces in between the fingers of one fingernail.

One of the leaders thought it was the dirt on the roots of the vegetables, so he took a closer look, then guessed what those things were, and vomited again.

Deputy Factory Manager Li hurriedly asked: "Chen Bureau, what's the matter with you?"

The one named Chen Ju vomited, pointed at Shazhu and said, "You...you...look at his hands!"

Soon, the other five people also figured out the situation, and their faces all collapsed at that time.

Feeling what they called the strange smell just now is actually a poop.

Afterwards, the six people lay down at the table and vomited again.

Only then did Silly Zhu realize that the crevices of his nails hadn't been cleaned.

I actually used these hands to cook a big meal for Deputy Factory Manager Li and the others just now.

Thinking of this, Silly Zhu felt ashamed.

He knew that this time he was doomed, maybe he would only be able to clean toilets for the rest of his life!

Deputy Director Li vomited for a long time before recovering.

He looked at the five distinguished guests who were still vomiting without tears, and wanted to die.

These are his parents for food and clothing, and he was counting on these people to support him in the future, but this time he was offended to death.

"Deputy Director Li, I..."

Silly Zhu also explained to him that it was not intentional, but Deputy Factory Manager Li interrupted him with a roar, "Get out, get out!"

Silly Zhu looked at everyone in the room helplessly, knowing that it was useless to say anything at this time, so he could only leave in despair.

【Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the system tasks, rewards are now issued!】

Su Chen got rid of the silly pillar that night, and he didn't feel sleepy anymore, so he was ready to enter the cave and continue to explore the sea area of ​​the third-level space.

At this moment, the sound of the system suddenly sounded.

Shazhu's second blind date failed again!

In the original plot, Silly Zhu beats the dog-shit luck, and Lou Xiaoe gave birth to him a child.

Su Chen felt that in reality, Sha Zhu might really be wiped out.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the system task, rewarding 10 catties of food coupons, 5 catties of meat tickets, 1 high-frequency sensor ticket, 100 yuan of soft-girl-coins, special skills high-frequency induction surfacing, special skills elementary diving, air luck Worth 50 points!]

Su Chen looked at the high-frequency sensor ticket in the reward, as well as the high-frequency induction surfacing skills, a little strange.

This thing is probably useful in the factory, I haven't heard anyone mention it before.

But it's normal, Su Chen seldom goes to the workshop.

But there is no rush.

The key is the diving technique. With this, it should be more reliable to go into the sea.

"Fusion"!

Soon, the knowledge about high-frequency induction surfacing and diving quickly merged. Su Chen felt that he had become a professional diver and couldn't wait to go for a swim.

【Heavenly Divine Arithmetic System (Intermediate)】

Host: Su Chen

Age: 17

Strength: 22 (high-level, ordinary people average 10)

Speed: 22 (high-level, ordinary people average 10)

Charm: 14 (super-high-level, average 10 for ordinary people)

Assets: 253 jin of food stamps, 184 jin of meat tickets, 12 bicycle tickets, 8 radio air tickets, 6 watch tickets, 6 sewing air tickets; 1 high-frequency sensor ticket; sun-shooting bow; Ming Dynasty jade bracelet; soft- Sister-coin 33420.5 yuan

Special skills: intermediate yin-yang wind-water secret art (+0); intermediate talisman making (+0); intermediate cooking (+0); intermediate Jeet Kune Do (+0); advanced-level golden pupil (+0); Intermediate Sky Eye (+0); Intermediate Luck Imposition (+0); Intermediate Lianzhu Arrow (+0); Intermediate Mechanical Maintenance (+0); Intermediate Mechanical Drawing (+0); God-level Acting (full level); God-level Oral skills (full level); god-level dance; indoctrination; primary high-frequency induction surfacing (+0); primary diving (+0,5 minutes)

Luck value: 690

System task: Anger against the three uncles and drive them morally

Su Chen didn't pay attention to the system tasks, he was thinking about diving skills.

According to the system prompt, the basic diving skills can dive for ten minutes in the water.

It should be said that it has been very powerful.

Su Chen also saw on the Internet before that some people can hold their breath for 20-10 minutes.

However, it was specially treated. Before entering the water, a large amount of oxygen was absorbed to replace the carbon dioxide in the alveoli.

And the water is not too deep.

Su Chen This is the time to dive into the sea.

However, in order to dive longer, Su Chen spent another 100 luck points, bought 10 skill points, and added them to the diving skills at one time, raising the diving skills from elementary to intermediate.

The time for intermediate diving has also been directly increased from 10 minutes to 30 minutes.

At this time, the offshore waters were calm, Su Chen no longer hesitated, and jumped into the sea king.

Su Chen soon discovered that he was like a fish in water in the sea, more flexible than those professional divers.

Even near the sea, the bottom of the water is mysterious and unpredictable, and it looks dazzling.

All kinds of fish and other underwater creatures that I have never seen before shuttle around Su Chen without being afraid of him at all.

Suddenly, Su Chen saw two huge lobsters fighting with their teeth and claws at the bottom of the water.

The two lobsters are very large, and it is estimated that each weighs a pound.

Su Chen is overjoyed, his nature - love to eat shrimp, especially lobster.

Su Chen walked over unceremoniously, grabbing two big lobsters one by one.

The lobsters are quite strong, but they can only be considered unlucky if they meet Su Chen.

Originally, Su Chen wanted to wander around the seabed for a while, but he gave up after looking at the lobster in his hand.

Come to Japan for a long time, come again next time.

Back on the shore, Su Chen's body dried up with a thought.

Put on your clothes and exit from the space.

Seeing that it was already dawn.

Su Chen was on duty last night, according to regulations, he can rest today.

He tidied up and went back home.

When he was about to reach the compound, Su Chen found an empty corner, took out two big lobsters, and a few scallops he picked up, and carried them back to the compound.

The third uncle looked at the big lobster that Su Chen mentioned, and his two eyeballs almost popped out.

"Su Chen, did you buy this lobster?"

"No, I caught it!"

"Ah, where did you catch this one? This one probably costs more than ten yuan!"

"It was caught at the reservoir where you often fish!" Su Chen said casually.

When the third uncle heard it, his eyes immediately lit up. He is familiar with it. If he catches one, it will be enough for a month's living expenses.

Thinking of this, the third uncle hurried back to get the tools, and was going to go to the reservoir now.

Su Chen ignored him and continued to go back.

Walking to the middle courtyard, I happened to see Qin Huairu talking to Uncle Yi with tears in his eyes.

Su Chen shook his head, he must have been miserable again.

Uncle Yi and Qin Huairu were a little shocked when they saw Su Chen carrying such a big lobster.

Qin Huairu was even more envious.

Su Chen is too lazy to bother with their mess, let's go home and fix his own lobster and scallops!

Li Xiaorou got up early today, probably because Su Chen wasn't with her.

She was startled when she saw a lobster, the little one had never seen anything so big.

But when she heard that Su Chen wanted to kill the lobster to eat, she immediately disagreed.

Su Chen had no choice but to put the lobster aside.

If you can't eat lobster, you can only use scallops as a sacrifice.

There are many ways to make scallops, but the classic way is steamed scallops with garlic vermicelli.

Su Chen plans to eat this.

He Yushui, who had just boiled the porridge in the pot, came over and said, "."This food is delicious, but it is troublesome to wash!"

Su Chen smiled and said nothing.

As the saying goes, those who are difficult will not, and those who will be will not be difficult.

I saw that Su Chen first washed the sand on the shell with clean water, and then cut the shell into two with a knife.

Immediately afterwards, he attached the knife to the bottom of the shell, and with one stroke of the knife, he picked off a whole piece of shellfish.

Then, wash the shellfish, put it in a bowl, and add raw powder.

"Brother Su, why do you use raw powder for rubbing!" He Yushui asked curiously.

In fact, He Yushui is one year older than Su Chen, but He Yushui subconsciously calls Su Chen Big Brother Su.

"For things like scallops, there will be a lot of silt on the shell, and the silt-bottom can only be taken away with cornstarch!"

Ten minutes later, a large plate of steamed scallops with garlic vermicelli is ready.

He Yushui graciously ran over to take the plate.

My little girl (Good Wang Zhao) has lived in Su Chen's house for more than half a month, and her dry hair has become a lot darker, and her skin has become fairer.

Su Chen went next door and invited the deaf old lady over.

When the old lady saw the garlic scallops, she was very happy.

The old lady likes to eat meat, and she likes to eat soft meat like scallops.

The four ate it happily.

In the middle court, Qin Huairu was complaining to the first uncle.

"Master One, my family really can't open the pot!"

Uncle Yi is a little annoyed, even the idiot has come out, Qin Huairu is still thinking about myself.

"Huairu, isn't Sha Zhu back? Why didn't you look for him?"

"Uncle Yi, don't you know that now, silly Zhu has gone to clean the toilet, and he can't bring food back!"

Qin Huairu's meaning is obvious, Shazhu is hard to protect himself now, and he probably can't control himself.

When Uncle Yi heard the same reasoning, he couldn't help but feel a little worried.

Originally, he thought that Shazhu would provide for himself in the old age. If Shazhu became a cleaner in the future, how could he provide for himself.

Uncle One suddenly felt a sense of crisis.

Suddenly, Uncle Yi thought of Su Chen.

This Su Chen is quite similar to the previous Shazhu. He is very kind to the deaf old lady and is a filial person.

If you can let Su Chen take care of yourself, it will be much better than Shazhu.

Although Shazhu is filial to the old man, he has too many farts, and the uncle always follows behind to wipe his ass.

Thinking of this, Uncle Yi was overjoyed, and immediately wanted to talk to Su Chen. .


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