Chapter 474: The Ghost Plot at the Gate of Wild Ghost Village
Chapter 474: The Ghost Plot at the Gate of Wild Ghost Village
As soon as Qin Huairu finished speaking, she saw Yi Zhonghai coming towards her with a thick face. He felt that it didn't matter whether he had a face or not. What was important was how to enter Fengdu City. Anyway, he had no face in the world of the living, and it was useless to keep this face in the underworld, and it couldn't be used as ghost money.
"Hey, Da Qing is here too! You really have enjoyed all the wealth and luxury in this world! Look at you, you are so old, we are so envious of you." Yi Zhonghai walked up to them and greeted them with a smile on his face.
"Old Liu, Yi Juehu's smile is a bit scary! He definitely has an ulterior motive. I guess he just wants to curry favor with me and ask for ghost money or a pass." He Daqing said in a low voice.
"That's right. He's an old sinister bastard. No matter in the world of the living or the underworld, this old, childless man has developed all kinds of sinister skills just because he has no son to take care of him in his old age. He is much more sinister than Li Lianying." Liu Haizhong also said in a low voice.
"What a joke! He is no match for me anywhere. Let me show this old loser some tricks."
"Old He, didn't you hear what I said?" Yi Zhonghai said with a lick on his face.
"Hey, isn't this our old neighbor Yi Zhonghai from the human world? How come he's still hanging around here after being dead for so long? I thought you had already been reincarnated as a mule in the world of the living?" He Daqing sneered in a sarcastic tone.
Mule, aren't you just cursing yourself for having no descendants in your next life?
But Yi Zhonghai was not angry. He had been called that all his life. Whatever it was, he would still say "Hu". He would endure any insult, no matter how big it was, as long as he had paper money for the dead.
"Haha, Old He, you're joking. For a family like us that has lost everything, no one burns paper for us, and no guide. We can only wait here. If no kind-hearted person comes to us, we will die here." Yi Zhonghai said self-deprecatingly.
"That's true. There are many people who don't have sons. Don't you still have step-sons and step-daughters? At worst, you still have a young wife. How come no one will burn the incense for you?" He Daqing said knowingly.
"Old He, stop teasing me. You know what happened to me. I guess you still hate me. But I still want to talk to you. Things in the world of the living are over in the world of the living. Let's not mention them here. I regret coming here. After thinking about it, I feel that I owe you an apology." Yi Zhonghai said.
"Apologize?" He Daqing said with a smile, "You do owe me an apology, but how are you going to apologize? I think you should at least kowtow, right? Otherwise, your sincerity won't show."
"Well, of course. I feel that I really apologize to you today. Come, I will kowtow to you. I hope you will be magnanimous and forgive everything I did in the world of the living." Yi Zhonghai said sincerely.
"Okay, that's good. As long as you kowtow a few times, I, Lord He Daqing, will forgive you."
Hearing that He Daqing wanted to forgive him, Yi Zhonghai was overjoyed and immediately knelt down and kowtowed, saying, "Daqing, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that to your He family. Please forgive me, sir!"
"Hahaha, you bastard, grandpa will never forgive you. I'm not an adult now, and I don't have a lot of generosity. I'm a little ghost now, and I'm very stingy. I have plenty of ghost money and passes, but I won't give them to you, you old bastard, you've overthought me." He Daqing laughed.
Seeing He Daqing reveal his purpose, Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he almost exploded. However, for his own purpose, he still swallowed his anger and said, "Old He, why bother! Everything in the Yang world is over. I sincerely apologize. Don't you think I kowtowed loud enough? How about I kowtow a few more times?"
"Old Liu, look at this old man, to achieve his goal he is really...ah! I can't describe it, he is completely shameless, tell me, he is shameless as a human being, and he is equally shameless as a ghost."
"Isn't it? I really didn't realize before that such a person could be the boss of the courtyard! Everyone in the courtyard was blind before, fortunately we have your Zhuzi, otherwise, this old bastard would really have someone to take care of him in his old age and see him to the end of his life." Liu Haizhong echoed.
Suddenly, Yi Zhonghai burst into tears, crying and saying, "Ahhh, Daqing, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please have mercy on me, I am also troubled by not having a son, I will never be like this in my next life, please, please have mercy on me, anyway, you must have burned a lot of pillars, it would be a waste to take so many, just for the sake of our acquaintance, please help me!"
"Well, you have learned your little wife's trick. You are really talented. But I am not interested in men. Get out of here." He Daqing said.
"That's right, there's no need to learn all these things. I haven't used this trick for a long time. Uncle He, you're here too! Look at the situation. Oh, why weren't you in the courtyard at the beginning? If you were in the courtyard, I would have fallen in love with you on the day of the blind date. Who would marry those worse than beasts in the Jia family?" Qin Huairu felt that the time had come, so she walked up and said.
"Yes, my mother is right. If Grandpa He hadn't left, maybe I would be your daughter and wouldn't have suffered so much. The Yi and Jia families are the ones who deserve to die the most in the whole hospital. Uncle He, don't you think I'm right?" Xiao Dang also echoed.
"Hey, isn't this the Yi family's daughter-in-law? Why are you here too? And the Yan family's daughter-in-law, are you here too?" He Daqing said with a smile, "No one is burning the Yi family's daughter-in-law, so shouldn't you, the Yan family's daughter-in-law, burn her?"
"Hey, Grandpa He, you know who the Yan family is. They are so reluctant to use paper even to wipe their butts. How could they burn paper for me, don't you think?" Xiao Dang said with a smile.
"It was I who forgot. What you said was true. The Yan family! A bunch of scheming folks. How come I didn't see that stingy Yan Fugui? He died much earlier than me!" He Daqing asked.
"Hey, maybe he's picking up things on the road. You know he's the kind of person who will pick up even the shit he sees on the road and take it home as spending money." Xiao Dang said sarcastically. She knew that He Daqing hated the Yan family!
"Hahaha, you're right. I guess he's picking up something somewhere!" He Daqing laughed.
"Grandpa He, are you going to Fengdu City?" Xiaodang asked, changing the subject.
"Of course! If I don't go in, will I stay here like you guys?"
"Grandpa He, look at you. There is no one around you who cares about you. How about my mother and I accompany you to the city so that we can take care of you." Xiaodang said.
"No, no, don't you see? There are so many boys and girls around me."
"Hey, Grandpa He, you may not know that these boys and girls can't get in. They can only be left outside and die at the door. Don't you need someone to take care of you when you get inside? My mother and I are very skilled! See...is that what I said reasonable?"
"Yes! Uncle He, I am the best at serving people. I only want to serve you in the world of the living, but I didn't expect that I would not have the chance. You have to give me a chance this time."
"Hahaha, look at you two mother and daughter, you are so talkative. People who don't know you will be really confused by you two. Forget it, I'm not stupid, your Master He. All those tricks of yours are left over from my fun. You two mother and daughter should stop making eyes at me. I, He Daqing, am lustful, but I don't like you." He Daqing said with a smile.
"Hey, let's go, Lao He. Why are you talking to these people? It's boring." Liu Haizhong urged.
"Too!"
After saying that, He Daqing waved his hand and was about to leave. At this moment, a loud shout was heard.
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