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Chapter 495 The most brainstorming episode



Chapter 495 The most brainstorming episode

"——Kick the crotch! Of course you have to kick the crotch when dealing with men!"

The staff lounge on the third floor of Goletia Castle was as noisy as a market. It was no secret that Lilith had replaced Leila in the trial by combat. She was called here by the teachers right after the morning class.

"That's enough, Hurst! You are the chief instructor in the school! Is this what you usually teach students?!" Teacher Luna screamed to stop Hurst from continuing.

"Of course I don't teach you this at ordinary times, but this is a life-and-death duel, how can it be the same!" Instructor Hurst retorted while standing close to Lilith, "Lilith, look, this is where men are most vulnerable--"

He spread his legs and was about to demonstrate to Lilith who was sitting at the poker table, not caring at all that the girl's mouth was wide open enough for an egg.

"Hiss, wait, Mr. Hurst..." Lilith finally interrupted the chattering, trying to stop them with trembling hands. She still knew the basic physiological knowledge!

——That's not right. What about the pre-war training? Did they call her here just for these things?! ?

But before Lilith could say more, Instructor Hurst had been pushed aside.

"--Get out of the way!" Teacher Wanda rushed forward holding a steaming cauldron. The pot had just been taken off the fire and was still bubbling. Hester was hit on the back by the crucible and ran away with a howl.

"Lilith, this is a high-quality product!" Teacher Wanda winked at her students while holding the thing that was emitting green and purple bubbles and was as sticky as slime.

"Teacher..." Lilith took a look at the contents of the pot and retracted her neck eight feet away. "This thing doesn't look like something you can drink... It seems a bit sticky to your teeth."

The potion made by Teacher Wanda doesn't seem as reliable as the one made by Jaina. Not only does it look scary, it also gives off a familiar, weird smell.

"Why can't I drink it? This is potential potion! It's not like you haven't seen it before." Wanda summoned a wide-mouthed bottle and tried to pour out the contents of the pot. As expected, the large lump of stuff that didn't look like liquid at all stuck to the pot. He had no choice but to take out a large spoon and start scraping the bottom of the pot.

"That's a trial by combat in front of thousands of people in High Court." Teacher Wanda made an unpleasant sound, "You are most likely not allowed to use magic, it's a fair principle! But, ahem, potions don't count--"

"Doesn't it count?" Lilith, who was surrounded in the middle, was suspicious.

"Drink it in advance!" Wanda explained, "There's not much two-headed snake venom left on Terra, so I threw it all into this pot."

Lilith: ...No wonder the smell is so familiar, isn't that the snake venom that she got back then?

"Two-headed snake venom?" Teacher Luna frowned. "This type of snake venom is the most toxic and has very strong side effects. Haven't you figured out a solution yet?"

"It's okay. Lilith is in good health and recovers quickly. I plan to let her drink a little every day in the next few days to let her body adapt to the toxicity." Wanda was still struggling with the crucible. "You have to make a choice between dying quickly and dying early. I can't bear to see my dear student leave me so soon!"

Lilith was fidgeting: ...Teacher, I'm not that hard to kill, am I?

"Tsk, this is cheating! There are those guys from the Magicians' Guild in Highgarden, what if they get found out?" Phoebe walked over with a look of disgust on her face, twirling a silver scimitar in her hand like a show of skill.

"--Lilith, you haven't killed anyone yet, right?" Phoebe asked while spinning the knife. When it came to her profession, she looked particularly cool with the ease she showed.

"Well, I do lack experience in this area." Lilith nodded honestly.

Phoebe turned around and slit teacher Wanda's throat. Blood gushed out from the side of her neck, and Lilith's mouth opened into an "O" again.

"Old teacher?!" Lilith watched as Teacher Wanda's blood spurted onto the back of the chair next to her. Teacher Rebecca's scarf was hanging there, and was splashed with a lot of blood. She frowned, quickly took the scarf away, and cast a cleaning spell.

——Shouldn’t we save people first at a time like this? !

"The human body has many weaknesses." Phoebe pointed the lancet at Teacher Wanda and began to lecture, "Many people think that if a person's neck is cut or the heart is stabbed, they will die immediately. In fact, it's not that fast. Look--"

Teacher Wanda's wooden spoon fell to the ground. He pointed at Phoebe and trembled, unable to speak. It seemed that his artery was cut, and blood gushed out with the rhythm of his heartbeat, rising and falling.

"--Even a rookie like Wanda who never likes exercise would have to wait for a long time for the blood to circulate before fainting." Phoebe ignored Wanda's silent curse, "Not to mention a knight with a strong body. At this time, he may still have the strength to fight back, so you must not let your guard down until he dies completely. The potential of a person before death is unlimited."

Lilith was stunned by the strange scene in front of her.

"If you want to achieve the most fatal damage, you must cut the trachea and blood vessels at the same time, and the sword must be long and deep enough. Look, it's here--" Phoebe's scalpel was placed on Wanda's neck again, and she cut along the wound again.

Now Wanda didn't even have the strength to point at Phoebe and curse silently. The crucible fell to the ground with a bang. Wanda knelt down, digging her neck frantically with her hands, making a gurgling sound.

Lilith: Teacher, I really have to report this to the security team!

"If the blood vessels in the neck are cut at the same time as the trachea, a large amount of blood may be sucked into the severed blood vessels, causing the enemy to choke and suffocate. They will also instinctively dig at the wound, accelerating the death process. Oh, Luna, help me save her." Phoebe said, looking at Wanda's purple-black face.

The lights of healing magic then lit up one by one.

Wanda knelt on the ground and coughed up a few mouthfuls of blood before he stood up. He immediately found a mirror and looked at the horrible red mark on his neck. "Damn it, I have a date tonight!"

"So, blood vessels and trachea are both indispensable." Teacher Phoebe was indifferent to Wanda's accusations. She took Lilith's hand and placed it on her neck. Under the skin, the pulse was beating clearly. "Remember, it's at this position, a little below the cartilage... and here, this is the spleen... This is the heart, it's not in the center, but to the left, don't poke the wrong place..."

Lilith nodded obediently, but in fact, she was already scared out of her wits - how could she deserve to have Teacher Wanda be her teaching material? Would Wanda hold a grudge against her? No, she already had enough homework!

"This is all I can teach you. But how to successfully hit this spot in battle depends on you." Phoebe let go of Lilith's hand.

"——So, you still have to kick him in the crotch!" Instructor Hurst leaned forward again. "Kick him in the crotch! Lock his throat! Cut his neck! Do it all at once, don't hesitate."

"You've been teaching students some low-class things all day long. Our Lilith is still a girl! How ungraceful." Wanda frowned as she wiped the blood off her scarf in the mirror.

"You secretly let her take banned drugs, so you're not a low-class person? Go and stir up your dumpling soup!" Instructor Hester kicked the crucible away, even though it had fallen to the ground without spilling anything.

"Although we can't use magic, maybe we can try blessing?" Luna frowned and thought hard. "This shouldn't be detected by the guild. After all, blessings are ethereal and can't be seen by the naked eye like magic elements."

"Who will bless her?" Teacher Rebecca, who was standing by the wall with her arms folded, said coldly, "Simon has gone to Blackstone to negotiate with those lizardmen. Who can coax Gloria? She is just singing whatever she wants right now. If we cast a storm curse on Lilith, it will be the end of her."

"Bestow blessings with singing? Mermaids have this talent?" Lilith asked amid the noise. Isn't that just a BUFF?

"That's Gloria." Everyone said in unison, and then fell silent again - if the headmistress was still the same as she was back then, those scums in High Court would never dare to treat her students like this. Time is too cruel.

"——So use my method!" Wanda tidied herself up and picked up the precious cauldron again, fighting with the goo inside, "This is not the wrong dosage, this is the teacher's love for you, understand?"

"——That's cheating! Listen to me Lilith! Kick him in the crotch! Kick him to pieces! That guy bullied a girl, even if it wasn't for a duel, he should have been kicked!"

The teachers started arguing again, and Lilith, caught in the middle, looked weak, pitiful and helpless.

Her collar was pulled up from behind. It was Teacher Wolf who couldn't stand it anymore and picked her up. "Stop arguing. Instead of letting her learn from a bunch of rookies like you, why not let her bask in the sun on the training ground for a while longer?"

"——Who is the rookie? There is nothing wrong with my method. If you don't believe me, you'd better not sleep too deeply at night!" Phoebe waved the silver knife behind her.

Lilith came in with a confused look on her face, and was carried away by Teacher Wolfe like a chicken, also with a confused look on her face.

"Why do you have that expression?" The cold-blooded werewolf warrior now looked even more stern. Children walking on the street would probably be scared to tears just by looking at him.

Lilith was not afraid, she just rubbed her face in confusion, "Uh, my mood is a bit complicated..."

She originally thought that the teachers were talking to her, like Lord Aldington from the Church, to persuade her not to participate in the trial by combat, or to scold her for her reckless behavior, like they did when they found out that she had casually sworn a blood oath with Lyrael.

In the end, nothing happened. The teachers just actively helped her with advice and tried to increase her chances of winning through various methods.

She thought of Lord Aldington again. Although his eyes were full of care and love, Lilith seemed to be able to feel the real care only here, in Gloria.

From teachers and friends.

"Put this on." Teacher Wolfe pulled a tiny black ring out of his pocket and handed it to Lilith.

"Secret weapon?" Lilith weighed the metal ring with a smile and felt it was very heavy.

Teacher Wolfe sneered, "That's a nice thought. Haven't you seen this thing before?"

Lilith then looked at the black ring carefully. It was obviously extremely smooth, but when the sunlight shone on it, there was no reflection at all, as if it absorbed all the light around it. Uh, she had actually seen this thing before.

"——Magic-Suppressing Ring?" Lilith compared it to the sun. Isn't this the thing she wore when the Magicians' Guild arrested her? The only difference is the shape. She pulled the key from the keyhole on the ring and put it into the ring.

"From today on, you only need to train with me every day. You can put other courses aside for now. You must wear this thing every day." Teacher Wolfe instructed seriously, "Although I know that you try to avoid using magic during training, Rebecca said that your control over elemental power has become subconscious. You will use it subconsciously, which has slightly improved your speed and strength."

He watched Lily put the magic-forbidden ring on her wrist without hesitation, and continued speaking -

"Your father's family is well-known, and you have a criminal record with the Magicians' Guild. The High Court can easily find out your background. The fact that you are a magician is no secret. When the duel trial comes, they will definitely make you wear this thing..."

"Adapt in advance? Got it." Lilith nodded obediently.

She seemed to have no complaints and no fear. Wolf looked at this favorite student and asked abruptly, "How do you feel?"

His question was confusing, but Lilith understood it and smiled at the cold-faced but warm-hearted werewolf teacher, "I feel great, teacher."

"Don't be blindly optimistic." Wolfe glared at her.

"——I still remember your advice to me. You asked me if I didn't want to use my own power to uphold justice in my heart?" She put on the magic-suppressing ring and continued to walk forward. "So this is how it feels. It's really good."

"Teacher Colin often said that our abilities are gifts from the world and are incomparable talents. Perhaps the world chose us so that we can call on and fight against injustice in life."

"You may not win, Lilith. The rules of trial by combat are ultimately set by the superiors. I don't trust those people."

"But if I don't participate, everything will end immediately, and Angie will also end. Even if this duel is a gift from the superiors to show their kindness and generosity, I must respond. I cannot give up my rights."

Wolf looked at Lilith seriously again, and then he felt that this girl had really grown up. She was determined and committed to justice, which was a good thing.

Wolfe drew his sword, "Come on, in the next few days, I will be your opponent."

"My pleasure, teacher!" Lilith nodded and was about to summon her sword -

Wolfe saw an embarrassed look on the girl's face, "What's up, do you have diarrhea?"

"The sword is in the ring." Lilith looked at the werewolf across from her cautiously. "But the magic-binding ring is in my hand."

"I didn't give you the key to the magic ring—"

"I put the key in the ring, too."

"..."

"..."

"… Otherwise, you should just kick me in the crotch when the time comes."


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