Entertainment: I, Black Boss! Strong Signing Of Fatty At The Beginning

Chapter 110: Yang Mi Pretends To Be A Zombie And Doesn't Teach Martial Arts, Su Yang Teaches He

into the night.

Reba and Yang Mi have already bought a batch of zombie makeup props and costumes.

At the same time, the two picked up some knowledge of zombie culture.

It turns out that in the ancient Dragon Kingdom, zombies were originally one of the patron saints.

The four ancestors of zombies recognized in the traditional culture of the Dragon Kingdom are Yinggou, Houqing, Hanba, and Jiangchen.

They are all differentiated from the ancient god, the ancestor of all beasts.

After understanding this, the two no longer hate zombies.

Instead, he fiddled with the zombie cosmetics he had found with great interest.

"Miss, why are zombie costumes mostly based on Qing Dynasty officials' costumes?" Reba was puzzled.

Yang Mi picks one up, smells it, and there is a special kind of rosemary on it, "It's not thanks to your dear Su big brother, originally zombies can match a variety of folk-style costumes, but when filming, they decided to He took off the clothes of Qing Dynasty officials, probably to save filming costs. Now that he has publicized this image, everyone gradually accepts it.

Reba was thoughtful, and picked up the seller's tip, "Miss Mi, it says that zombies need to bounce when walking, why is that?"

In Reba's mind, the appearance of bouncing like a little white rabbit with a braid behind it appeared, which is cute and interesting.

"Hee hee, of course it's also a film and television effect, don't you think bouncing and jumping highlights the character design more?" Yang Mi said casually.

"Hey, Miss Mi, there is an explanation behind this, it turns out that this originated from a setting of training corpses in folk customs in Xiangxi." Reba was thoughtful.

It turned out that the corpse was actually tied to a bamboo pole, hung on it like clothes to be dried, and then carried by two men on their shoulders.

The shaking of the bamboo poles during the advance created the visual illusion that the corpse was jumping.

There is a strong sense of folklore here.

The merchant also included a set of card materials about the zombie family in "Zibuyu".

Reba looked at it with gusto, "It turns out that in the history of Long Kingdom, the zombie culture has left a strong mark, but it's a pity that it fell into disuse at some point, but fortunately, Mr. Su has a keen eye and picked up this national treasure. ..”

Mr. Su is really amazing.

This time, Yang Mi had already put on a zombie costume, she jumped over and made a gesture of waving her teeth and claws, and patted Reba, "Meow! Little Fatty, why are you in a daze?

Reba looked back and saw that Yang Mi had already put on a short skirt zombie costume.

Suddenly, a deep and glamorous feeling rushed over.

The dark purple makeup base with coquettish patterns set off Yang Mi's 947 snow-white long legs even more white and smooth.

At this time, the extra braids on Yang Mi's official hat swayed up and down with her every move, looking cute and cute.

But look at it as a whole.

Rather than saying it is a zombie empress, it is better to say it is a fun cosplay.

"Wow! This is too cool, it's so unique!" Reba's eyes lit up, her feet were bare, and she wanted to try it.

"Hee hee, I'll put on zombie makeup later, with zombie teeth..."

Yang Mi became very playful, she walked into the moonlight with bare feet, bathed in the moonlight and danced lightly, like a mountain elf, "Little Pang Di, hurry up, we will decorate the whole house soon Woolen cloth!"

"Okay, Miss Mi, wait for me for two minutes." Reba also chose a zombie suit and began to fiddle with it, "What are these yellow paper talismans and mahogany swords for?"

"That's for dealing with our zombies..." Yang Midi said.

Reba's beautiful eyes blinked slightly, and then she burst out laughing, how could there be a kind of exclamation like mixing letters with Sister Mi.

Mr. Su plays a Taoist priest, who is born to defeat us zombies, so how can we resist...

Reba began to fantasize.

Not long.

A small car drove up outside Reba's villa.

Su Yang, dressed in a Chinese tunic suit, got out of the car with an upright look.

"President Su, put the purple Taoist robe you ordered to buy in the back of the car." Secretary Xiao Liu looked respectful, but at the same time, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.

Isn't this Reba's villa? Could there be something to do in it?

"Where are the yellow paper talisman, mahogany sword, gossip mirror, and red string?" Su Yang took the Taoist robe, put it on his body, and put on the Taoist crown.

Secretary Xiao Liu swallowed his saliva, and pointed to the rear compartment, "It's in the back, by the way, Mr. Su, this villa won't be hit by evil, can I tell Uncle Dong to find someone to deal with it?"

hear this.

Su Yang glanced at Xiao Liu, and said with a faint smile: "It's just for playing games, just wait for my notification tomorrow to pick me up.

After explaining.

Su Yang packed up his equipment and strode into the villa.

The night breeze blows, bringing a slight coolness, leaving only slightly yellowed lights in the villa.

There was a faint rustling sound in the darkness.

There is also a touch of rosemary.

"Come on, come on, President Su is here, Miss Mi, what shall we do now?" Tropical asked in a low voice.

Yang Mi saw through the gaps in the curtains that the person who came was Su Yang, wearing a purple Taoist robe, with a mahogany sword and (acaf) gossip mirror hanging from his waist, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "This guy, I really don't understand Pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, let's see if we don't teach him a little bit of a lesson, little Fatty, are the traps all set up?"

Hot Barbie gave an OK gesture.

"Okay, play music!" Yang Mi picked up the phone and remotely controlled the speaker.

not for a while.

A piece of Devil May Cry music from a horror movie wafted inside and outside the villa.

There is a weird tone in the music, which is creepy to listen to, because it is not a sound that can be produced by the human mouth at all, as if it is made by something unclean.

Of course, it was synthesized by computer special effects.

Reba shivered, and hugged Yang Mi tightly, "Sister Mi, this music is so scary, I have goosebumps, I suddenly don't want to play anymore."

"What are you afraid of, we are zombie mothers! We are the king here! Absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to become good at this." Yang Mi is deeply involved in the play.

"But... Sister Mi... Don't forget, our villa is located in the mountainous area, and it's still a single house, so I'm afraid it will attract real dirty things..." Reba shook her legs, looking The look of trembling.

"Phew, little Fatty, please stop your imagination... I'm getting hairy when you say that!"

Yang Mi rubbed the sweat on her forehead, took a deep breath, "Really, it took so much pains to trick that guy."

"Sister Mi, Su always came in, why is there no sound at all?" Reba asked softly.

"It's acting, let's go, we're ready too, you lie on the bed, I'll hide in the closet." Yang Mi greeted.

Say it.

Yang Mi had already catned into the closet, and Reba also tiptoed down on the bed.

At this moment, the bed is covered with bright red paper money, which is used to add a weird atmosphere.

After lying down, Reba also stuck a yellow paper amulet on herself, and she could blow it off later.

at the same time.

the other side.

When Su Yang heard the weird music coming from the sound system in the villa, he was very angry and thought it was funny.

Just now, he was keenly aware that Yang Mi and Reba were secretly looking at him in the boudoir on the second floor.

Simply.

He acted the whole set, breathed out and softly touched the door on the second floor.

And leaning against the door quietly listening to the movement inside.

It can be said that almost all the conversations between Reba and Yang Mi were intercepted by Su Yang.

"Yang Mi played too much, didn't this music scare Reba."

Su Yang complained softly.

This villa was originally his house, and he, who was very familiar with electrical circuits, immediately cut off some power supplies.

Soon, the stereo stopped playing the horror music.

This frightened Yang Mi and Reba in the room.

Especially Yang Mi, the remote speaker was out of battery, so she switched directly to her mobile phone to play.

Yang Mi was in a hurry, and immediately came out of the closet and started to debug the phone, "It's broken, it's broken, maybe it's really something dirty."

"Sister Mi, don't scare me..." Reba clenched the corner of her skirt tightly.

at this time.

"Boom boom boom."

There was a knock on the door outside the room.

I hold my horse...

Yang Mi was still in shock and got goose bumps all over her body again. Only then did she suddenly realize that it was already dark outside the villa, only the bright moonlight was shining down gently with a strange moonlight.

The air suddenly became anxious.

Reba gasped, slipped off the bed, and hid behind the bed, "Sister Mi, let's hide under the bed.

"Eh?! Good!" Yang Mi's heart fluttered, the atmosphere was heightened to this point, and she was a little scared, so she simply followed Reba under the bed.

Fortunately, Reba's bed was big enough for the two of them to nest under the bed comfortably.

However, after all, there were two adults, so it would still be a bit crowded to squeeze in, so the two little feet were exposed behind the bed.

the other side.

Su Yang heard the movement outside the door, smiled faintly, and knocked on the door to inform them that the game had started.

Then he was about to open the door and enter.

Just as the door was pushed open to reveal a gap that was as wide as a person, a puppet in white suddenly dropped from midair.

The doll's head is a funny plastic skull.

Su Yang paused for a moment, saw the little trick at a glance, and said with a soft smile, "It must be Yang Mi's idea, and this is how you test Taoist priests.

Su Yang walked into the bedroom, turned on the chandelier, and the whole room was instantly brightened.

He also saw the layout inside.

One thing to say, it really has the style of a zombie set, but it's all stickers, nothing real, but a little cute.

Then I went to Reba's bed, and the bed was covered with red paper money. When I picked it up, I saw that the paper money was all connected together.

At first glance, it looks like a cheap Halloween prop.

"Huh?" Su Yang crossed his legs, looking thoughtfully at Reba and Yang Mi's exposed little feet.

This is so fucking cute... these two little zombie ladies.

Yang Mi likes to paint her toenails, today's nail polish is more purple, her fleshy little feet are really ecstasy.

"Laughing, you guys are using the bed as a coffin. Well, come out, it's really uncomfortable to hide under the bed. I don't want to kill you." Su Yang said, then took out the mahogany sword and scratched the soles of their feet.

"Yeah..." The two girls withdrew their little feet immediately.

Yang Mi immediately got out from the other side of the bed, put her hat right behind her, her mouth was crooked to reveal her small canine teeth, and she danced her paws, "Wow... Big villain, it turned out that you cut off the power supply downstairs, let's see what's going on. ..."

"Zombies can't talk, have you become a spirit?" Seeing Yang Mi rushing towards him, Su Yang took out a gossip mirror to cover his chest.

At this time, Yang Mi's long legs were bare, with dust left on her knees, and her zombie skirt was almost as thin as a cicada's wings, which set off her slender figure perfectly.

"Wow wow... This zombie lady has already cultivated to become a master, and she likes to suck the yang energy of men the most, little Taoist priest, take your life." Yang Mi bouncing towards Su Yang.

"Sure!" Su Yang took out a yellow talisman and pasted it on Yang Mi's forehead.

"Determine your sister!" Yang Mi blew off the yellow talisman and hugged Su Yang by the waist, "Little Fatty, it's time for you to get out of the hole!"

Hearing this, Reba crawled out from under the bed in despair.

When I saw Su Yang in a purple Taoist robe, with a face like a crown of jade, Xiaoxiao solemnly, with a clear and clear gesture, a picture suddenly appeared in my mind.

Mo Shangren is like jade, and the son is unparalleled in the world.

Standing like an orchid and a jade tree, smiling like a bright moon in your arms.

God

!

President Su looks so good in Taoist robes.

Woooo...I'm going to fall, Miss Mi, I want to be good...

"Little Fatty, hurry up, bite your neck!" Yang Mi chuckled, "In this way, this little Taoist priest can become a member of our zombie family.

"Hey... Sister Mi, I forgot to wear my dentures..." Reba stuck out her tongue.

"Nani?! It doesn't matter, you're just a little zombie who just changed his teeth. You have the blood of a zombie lady on your body, just bite it." Yang Mi said.

"Hee hee, that's alright. 11 Reba smiled sweetly, and the zombie makeup on her face faded away, like a tuberose.

Su Yang looked down at Yang Mi, and said solemnly: "Hey, you zombie mother, could it be that you were born to collect the grievances of the world, not to be old, not to die, not to be extinguished, and to be abandoned by the world for the sake of the six realms?"

Aside from reincarnation, a dominatrix who can enter and exit the realms of Yin and Yang, the nine heavens upstream, and the ghosts downstream?!"

"What and what?" Yang Mi was stunned, and said angrily, "Whether it's a white zombie or a black zombie, if it kills you, it's a good zombie."

Su Yang was speechless for a moment, and didn't want to talk to her. He looked at Reba, "Reba, you're a little zombie, you should jump over here, you can't walk."

"Really, jumping like a little white rabbit?" Reba was a little dumbfounded, she had never seen a zombie jump, she only knew how a little rabbit jumped." So she pretended to be a little rabbit and jumped in front of Su Yang.

Su Yang held back his laugh, and took out the red rope from behind, "Nuo, your morality is too low, and you have been completely controlled by this Tao, so tie yourself up, or this Tao will wipe you out.

hear this.

Reba's head was in a daze again, she finally found out.

This game is simply situational play without a script.

And all of this is probably to satisfy Miss Mi's special desire for performance.

at this time.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Yang Mi snatched the red rope, and stood together with Reba, "Hee hee, little Taoist priest, the red rope is ours now, we will tie you up and enjoy it."

"Sister Mi, are you sure this will work? This red rope seems to be specially designed to deal with our zombies." Reba was a little embarrassed.

"Really, why didn't I know?" Yang Mi pretended to be stupid. The movie is just a setting. Who knows what zombies are afraid of. Let's just see his reaction. Little Pang Di is also true.

here.

Seeing that Yang Mi was acting so shamelessly, Su Yang decided to perform all the tricks with a professional spirit and a popular science attitude, so Dan pretended to be profound and said:

"Well, I see that you are still yearning for the human world, and that you are so embarrassing, so I will kindly turn you back into human beings."

"There are two conditions for a zombie to transform into a human. One is to have the original power of the zombie, and the other is to find its own living soul."

"In this way, after the combination of the raw fire and the corpse fire, it will become the three yang fires on the shoulders and heads of the human body, and after that, it will naturally turn back into a human being!"

When Reba heard this, she clapped her hands and applauded, "Then how do we use the zombie's original power and his own soul?"

"This way has its own tricks." Su Yang continued to speak seriously, "This way is an orthodox Taoist priest, so this method is also called 'One, Ben, Tao'."

"How about doing it well?" Yang Mi was taken aback for a while, and became interested.

"It's very simple, use my pure yang body." Su Yang smiled lightly.

Reba:#

Yang Mi: 17

patter patter.

Crash clatter.

into the night.