217 Ball Lightning, Yae’S Mom’S Pig-Raising Story! Thor Cooks! (Please Order The Complete Order)
217 Ball Lightning, Yae’S Mom’S Pig-Raising Story! Thor Cooks! (Please Order The Complete Order)
Upon hearing this, the Son of God was immediately dissatisfied.
"You blame me?
Lines that made the general's majestic character collapse, such as "My old friend! Because I couldn't eat desserts and read novels at the same time, I was so angry that I broke down and cried and cried. Wow, oh, oh, oh, how pitiful!" Just like a girl from the country, it's obviously the script you thought of, boss.
I just followed my thoughts, and the players were persecuted and ridiculed because of this. In the final analysis, it is entirely your fault, boss.
But, boss, you actually blame me, in front of so many people, wuwuwu, I’m so sad, I won’t pay attention to you, a bad boss!”
As he said that, Shenzi wiped away the tears that didn't exist at all, and turned his back, only placing his round buttocks in front of Shiraishi.
"Oh, is it so?"
Shiraishi just glanced briefly and then looked away.
If I really want to comment, I can only say that it is a little bigger than Alice, about the same as Shadow, but not as big as Aponia.
Then, he directly gave the Son of God a "fatal" blow and said,
"If you hadn't often said things about all kinds of movies in front of me, such as being pathetic and not being able to cook, how could I have come up with such a plot and lines?
The scripts I created about you are all based on reality.
If we talk about it in the final analysis, Son of God, you are the culprit of the crisis in the creation of the second film. "
If it were someone else, he would probably have nothing to say at this time. Even if he spoke harshly, his tone would be very forced.
But the Son of God was different. She pretended to be weak and pitiful, and pretended to cry:
"You are the big boss, whatever you say is what you say.
Everyone must support you as the boss and want to please you.
He is just a pitiful and humble little fox, no one cares for him, no one loves him, he is so pitiful.
Boss, if you say it's my fault, then it's my fault. It's all my fault. Isn't this going to be bad?
Can you please stop bullying the humble and poor little Yae? Is it okay?"
Shiraishi shook his head, this guy Shenzi really... was too lazy to pay attention to her.
"Go ahead and put down a second video of General Thunder."
"Which one do you want to see?"
Alicia thoughtfully turned out a few and let Shiraishi choose.
Find Genshin Impact, she is professional.
"Which one is better?"
Shiraishi glanced at her and kept peeking at her, but every time he looked back, he lowered his head and pretended to be an ostrich.
Then - read out the titles of these second-generation videos and pay attention to the movie's reaction.
"Don't go, General."
"Love you who is 10...05 volts!".
"[Language of the Camera] How many people have changed the status of Genshin Impact in their hearts because of this battle——The Battle of the Castle Tower".
"Just an ordinary otaku Aying's daily life."
"Xiang Ling teaches the Thunderbolt General who can't cook".
"How can General Thunder and Lightning be so cute?".
When he read the last one, he noticed that Ying suddenly looked up, as if he was very curious about this video and wanted to see how cute "he" was.
Shiraishi smiled.
"Just the last one, I think General Thunder is so cute after all."
"Okay, actually I also want to see Ying's cuteness."
Alicia did the operation, and the video being played on her phone appeared on the TV.
The video is not long, less than a minute.
At the beginning, in the castle tower, General Raiden and Yae Shenzi looked at each other.
Suddenly Shenzi took out a bag of three-color dumplings.
The general was still emotionless and showed no reaction.
But on her body, a little figure emerged from her body, clutching her mouth and drooling, with tears in her eyes.
It's like the dry girl Xiaomi transforms into the form of a home girl.
Then the scene changes to the pure land of one heart.
Xiaoying, the dry-food girl, happily ate three-color dumplings with bulging cheeks.
The Son of God was casting shadows and snickering at the same time, and the audience couldn't help but laugh at him.
[Welcome to Genshin Impact: What bad intentions can the fox have? 】
[Rebirth: Feeding the General. 】
【"Do you believe in this god~〃?"
"No, I raise her."]
[Xiang Ling: I always add a little more to Gan Yu’s food...she can finish it every time.
Shenzi: Every time I go to visit Kage, I bring her some sweets.
From this point of view, feeding food is indeed a happy thing. 】
[This is the standard image of Ying Er Chuang. 】
[If I want to eat sweets, I will get fat or the general will become fat. It has nothing to do with me. I can just change the general to another one. How will it affect my pursuit of eternity?]
[It is impossible for a demon to gain weight unless he is born fat, such as Brother Tuozi (dog head)]
[Polite Brother Tuozi: You? 】
【Courtesy Ganyu: You?】
【Dango Milk Isshin Pure Land branch opened. 】
When Xiaoying, the dry girl, finished eating the three-color dumplings,
Shenzi brought up another bag of dumpling milk.
Then the dry girl Xiaoying held the bottle and drank to her heart's content.
After she finished drinking, Shenzi took out a few more light novels.
Qianwumei Xiaoying got into the quilt and read a light novel.
Then it’s a repeat of the above.
Shenzi brought three-color dumplings, dumpling milk and light novels.
Dry things girl Xiaoying ate, drank, drank and watched, and kept repeating this.
Until... The traveler came to the Pure Land of One Heart with Paimon, holding the photo of General Thunder in one hand and the Fate of Entanglement in the other.
Paimon also held a bunch of three-color dumplings in his hand.
The photo shows the image of a concubine drawn by General Raiden.
But in front of them, the real Thunderbolt General in reality is...
Ying and Paimon were dumbfounded.
But it is a chubby round ball.
The huge difference between the photo and the person made the audience laugh to death.
【Fuck!】
[Look, the child is so scared that everything he said is contrary to what he said (dog head)]
[Before meeting: the majestic and sexy royal sister.
After the meeting: ball lightning. 】
["On how ball lightning is generated"]
[Ball lightning is so silly, it made me laugh to death. 】
[Ying: Is this photo of you?
General Thunder: It's me.
Ying: Really?
General Thunder: Yes, I was still very thin at that time...
Ying: I said this is not you!
General Thunder: You said she is not me? You want me to say she is not me either!]
[About the fact that General Thunder and Lightning released a meat suit. 】
[I remember that the Son of God was the pet of the God of Thunder at the beginning, but now... who is the pet? 】
【Dead God Development Plan. 】
["Please refer to the actual product". 】
[On the big difference between online dating and online dating. 】
Seeing someone coming from Ishin Pure Land, but it was not the Son of God who brought light novels and sweet snacks, Kage cried and fussed, whimpering, why didn't the Son of God come yet.
And Ying's expression went from surprised, incomprehensible, to gradually abnormal.
so cute.………
The audience was very happy after watching it.
[Thor God: Where are my three-color dumplings, milk dumplings, and light novels? (crying)
Ye: Not only do I have them here, but I also have bird egg yaki cakes, scarlet cherry cakes, mint jelly, and gold flat candy!】
[It’s true that it’s not that cute, but it’s just that if it gets any more cute, the Teyvat continent will be in danger. 】
[The case has been solved! In fact, Yae Shenzi wanted to raise the God of Thunder into a useless person, and then slowly take over the power of Rice Wife! It’s scary to think about it! 】
[I actually feel a little yandere, raising Ying to be a useless person who can no longer live without her, this shoulder fox!]
[Evil smile and eight layers are too poignant. 】
[In the Shadow Legend mission, she was asked if she wanted milk dumplings, and she said "yes!" and then didn't want it. At that time, she felt that Thor was very cute. When I read the light novel, many people must have chosen to be reincarnated as Raiden General. It was probably written by Tan Fox. 】
[The story of Yae’s mother raising pigs is too rough!]
[It’s so cute, such a soft and nerdy figure. I want to pinch my face and kiss her, but I don’t want to take off my skirt.
[Kujou: How did the general's character collapse?
Yae: I don’t know (bad smile)]
[Sir General...hey hey hey hey hey hey hey chop me to death! Please ravage me to your heart's content!!!]
[Watching it for the seventh time, I really want to pick up the little Thor and give her a hard sip on her fleshy face. 】
[This kid, Ying, was chubby when he was a child, and he would go from being obsessed with the sun to becoming I if he wasn’t careful.
【Once a day, say goodbye majesticly. 】
[I don’t know why, but I think of the scene where Ying rides the fox god son on the battlefield. 】
[Well, I do think of the scene where the Son of God rides the shadow that has been raised to be a fat nerd, and rides across the battlefield. 】
Shiraishi looked around, everyone was laughing.
The whole person in the movie was dumbfounded.
I thought the video would show all the cute things about me, but in the end, I turned into a chubby little nerd.
When she came to her senses, she quickly threw herself in front of Alicia, who seemed to want to watch it again, and clicked on her phone.
".々Quickly change to the next one!"
I was so anxious that I couldn't hold my nerve any longer.
As a result, "Thor's Cooking" started playing.
The oil pan, with the lid on, was making a sizzling sound.
Ying held a box of ingredients in his hand and looked back, as if he was confirming the next step with someone.
Then she grabbed a handful of yellow ingredients, widened her eyes, opened the lid of the pot,
Closing one eye, he shrank back, stretched his hand forward, and threw the ingredients into the oil pan with a hesitant look on his face.
Then immediately cover the pot and step back.
As a result, the next moment, the lid of the pot was lifted by the fire, like an explosion.
Shadow turned around and ran away.
There were sounds of cursing from neighbors.
Stretch out a hand and take the pot away from the fire.
But because the oil came out, it was still burning.
Shadow poured more water, and the fire burned even louder, and the neighbors yelled louder.
At the end, the audience laughed to death.
["(Liaohaohao) Cooking Woman Learning to Cook in the Early Stage"]
[The God of Thunder you think is: the rice cook.
Virtual Thor: This character cannot cook. 】
[The rice-cooking wife, if you look at Aying, she is like a wife who can’t even cook. 】
[Son of God: Put a glass of water.
Shadow: Well, put a glass of water.
Son of God: Put two more cups of rice.
Shadow: Yeah, put in two more cups of rice.
Son of God: Take out the cup.
film:......?]
[Bai has the face of a married woman. 】
[Is it because Thor can’t cook because it will overload? 】
[I put Xiangling into the pool just to teach Lei Qian how to cook]
【Unexpected road】
[The up owner is here with "Xiang Ling Teaches General Thunder to Cook". 】
[Before drawing Thor: The second creation of Thor at Station B is a bit outrageous after all.
After drawing: It’s so funny, there is no OOC at all. 】
[Before I smoked, I was complaining about why Thor is still a support. When I passed the legendary mission of Thor, Thor slashed 78,000 with a big move. When Keqing saw it, she threw herself into my arms and cried until now. I won’t talk anymore because she is tired of crying. , fell asleep in my arms, and while she was asleep, I was going to start pumping Thor. 】
[No wonder I want to kill the lady when I see her getting angry. 】
[Do you know why the lady died under the Thunder God’s Sword?
Because the lady filled out "Very Simple" in both Mondstadt and Liyue]
The shadow himself was dumbfounded again.
Isn’t there a second-generation video that is more reliable and won’t kill me?
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