Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 657: Mourning the Dead at the Cemetery in Drizzle

"It's drizzling. This damn weather is really suitable for the scene." Wu Hen tightened his bathrobe and muttered.

He, Lin Qiye, and Yu Huiqinggong, three guys wearing yukatas with the Black Wutong Club logo, were walking on the path leading to the cemetery, and the rate of turning heads was extremely high.

"I say, aren't we being a bit too ostentatious?" Lin Qiye touched his nose, feeling uncomfortable all over.

Yuhui Qinggong actually enjoyed the feeling of being watched. He tossed his hair coquettishly and said, "That's the effect I want, understand? Aura! Aura!"

Wu Hen rolled his eyes. "With your aura, it's not even enough to fill the gaps between my teeth. I say, system, what kind of crappy mission is this? You have to make us dress like this to visit the graves, what the hell?"

【Ding!

Host, please watch your words!

This mission is to let you experience all kinds of life and understand the true meaning of life!

Mission Reward: A mysterious skill book! 】

"Tsk, a mysterious skill book? You said the same thing last time, but you gave me a copy of 'Postpartum Care for Sows'. You're amazing!"

Lin Qiye came over curiously: "What are you mumbling about?"

"Nothing, I just think the rain is a bit heavy and it's soaked away all my handsomeness." Wu Hen laughed.

They chatted all the way and soon arrived at the cemetery.

This is a private cemetery with a large area and a quiet environment.

In the center of the cemetery, there stands a tombstone with the words "Wind Sacrifice" engraved on it.

In front of the tombstone stood a man and a woman.

The woman was wearing a black kimono, with a graceful figure but a sad expression; the man looked younger.

"Sister, don't cry. Father...he doesn't want to see you like this." The young man comforted her softly.

The woman called "sister" is the head of the Kazesami family, Yunari.

Her eyes were red and her voice was choked: "But I always feel that I have let my father down. If I could try harder, maybe... maybe he wouldn't..."

"Don't say anymore, sister. I know you've tried your best. Father...he will understand." The young man, Yuzushiri Taki, hugged Yunari tightly, trying to give her some warmth.

This scene moved Wu Hen a little.

"Alas, this scene is a bit sad." Wu Hen sighed.

"How about we go first? We can come back after they finish their worship." Lin Qiye suggested.

Wu Hen shook his head: "Since we're here, why should we leave? Besides, I can't stand seeing others cry. I have to comfort them."

As he spoke, Wu Hen took a step and walked towards Yunari and Yushiri Taki.

"Hey, you two, it's raining so hard. It won't be good if your makeup gets ruined by crying." Wu Hen said with a smile.

Yunari and Yushiri Taki were startled by the sudden sound and suddenly raised their heads to look at Wu Hen.

When they saw the conspicuous black Wutong Club yukatas on Wu Hen and the other two, their faces suddenly turned ugly.

"Who are you? What are you doing here?" Yushiro Ritaki asked in a bad tone.

Wu Hen shrugged: "Don't be nervous, we are just passing by and came to see the excitement."

"Watch the fun? What's there to watch here?" Yunari said coldly.

"Of course there are exciting things to watch! For example, look at the beautiful women, look at the handsome men, and then look at... the touching scenes of your deep sibling love." Wu Hen's eyes swept back and forth between Yunari and Yushiri Taki, with a hint of amusement in his tone.

"You!" Yubai Litaki was angered by Wu Hen's frivolous tone. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to take action.

"Calm down, Taki." Yunari stopped Yubaili Taki. She stared at Wu Hen with a vigilant look in her eyes: "What do you want to do?"

"I don't plan to do anything, I just want to make friends with you." Wu Hen said with a smile, "By the way, beautiful lady, are you interested in going to the Black Wutong Club for a drink together? It's my treat."

Yunari's face turned pale in an instant.

Just when the atmosphere was tense, a cold voice came: "Hey, aren't these the two from the Fengji family? What rare guests you are."

Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and saw Yuhui Qinggong walking slowly towards them with a playful smile on his face.

"Yuhuiqinggong? Why are you here?" Yunari asked with a frown.

"Shouldn't I be the one asking you this?" Yuhui Qinggong shrugged. "Of course, I came here to pay my respects to my... friend."

As he spoke, Yuhui Qinggong walked to an unmarked tombstone and gently placed a bouquet of flowers.

"Okay, now that we've seen enough excitement, it's time for us to leave." Yu Hui Qing Gong turned around and said to Wu Hen and Lin Qiye, "Please come in, both of you."

Wu Hen looked at Yunari meaningfully, then followed Yuhui Qinggong out of the cemetery.

Lin Qiye shrugged and followed.

Only Yunari and Yuzushirari Taki were left standing there, their faces gloomy and uncertain.

"Sister, they..." Yuzushiri Taki said with some concern.

Yunari shook her head.

The two turned and left the cemetery, disappearing into the drizzle.

However, shortly after they left, a figure quietly appeared in front of the nameless tombstone.

The figure slowly squatted down, stretched out his hand, and gently stroked the lines on the tombstone, muttering to himself: "Feng Ji family... Haha, the good show has just begun..."

(System prompt: Congratulations to the host for completing the mission "Mourning the Dead in the Drizzle Cemetery" and obtaining the skill book "Sunflower Acupuncture Point"!

)Okay, no problem!

Guaranteed to complete the task and make you shine!

Let’s start now!

***

Wu Hen and Yu Huiqinggong walked out of the club side by side.

The drizzle was still falling, like beads that had broken off the string, falling to the ground and splashing water.

"Hey, Lao Yu, I don't quite understand what you're doing." Wu Hen lit a cigarette and squinted his eyes. "What's your relationship with the Fengji family?"

Yuhui Qinggong stopped and looked up at the sky with an unfathomable look: "Some things will not do you any good if you know them. You just need to know that the Fengji family will be finished soon."

Wu Hen curled his lips. "Tsk, why are you being so mysterious? However, since you gave me a copy of 'Sunflower Acupuncture Point Pressing Hand', I won't ask any more questions. By the way, can practicing this thing really turn you into a eunuch?"

Yu Huiqinggong's mouth twitched. "Can you think of something serious? This is just an ordinary acupuncture manual. It has nothing to do with eunuchs!"

"Oh, I see." Wu Hen sighed in disappointment, "I thought I could experience the feeling of being invincible."

Lin Qiye followed behind the two of them, listening to their conversation, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

"I say, can you two be a little more normal? Can you please be more mindful of the impact in public?"

Wu Hen laughed heartily and put his arm around Lin Qiye's shoulders. "Old Lin, you're just too old-fashioned. Life is short, so enjoy it while you can! By the way, do you want to go out and have some fun together tonight? It's my treat!"

Lin Qiye quickly waved his hands: "Forget it, forget it, I still have to go back to practice. Have fun."

"Practice? What's the point of practicing? We might as well go to the bar and pick up girls together." Wu Hen said with a smirk.

"Get lost! I'm not as fickle as you." Lin Qiye pushed Wu Hen away and walked quickly towards his car.

"Tsk tsk tsk, what a boring guy." Wu Hen shook his head at Lin Qiye's back, then turned to look at Yu Huiqing Palace, "Old Yu, are you free tonight?"

Yuhui Qinggong shrugged: "Let's talk about it later, I still have some things to deal with."

"Okay, then I won't bother you anymore." Wu Hen patted Yu Hui Qing Gong's shoulder, "Let's meet again when we have time."

After saying that, Wu Hen turned around and left.

Yuhui Qinggong stood where he was, watching Wu Hen's back disappear in the rain.

His eyes gradually became deeper, and a meaningful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Wu Hen, Wu Hen, what kind of person are you? You're becoming more and more interesting."

Yuhui Qinggong muttered to himself, then turned and walked in another direction.

Wu Hen returned to his room in the club and collapsed on the sofa.

"I'm so exhausted. This crappy mission is really strenuous."

Wu Hen complained, then took out the book "Sunflower Acupuncture Point Pressing" from his pocket.

"System, is this thing really useful?"

【Ding!

Host, the products of this system must be top quality!

As long as you practice seriously, you will definitely become a master of acupoint pressing! 】

"Tsk, just brag." Wu Hen curled his lips and opened the secret book.

"Oh my god! What the hell is this painting? It's too abstract!"

Wu Hen looked at the incomprehensible pictures in the secret book and suddenly felt a headache.

"System, are you sure you're kidding me? How am I supposed to practice this?"

[Ding! Host, please understand on your own! This system is only responsible for providing cheats, not teaching!]

"Damn! Your system is too unreliable, isn't it?" Wu Hen couldn't help but swear.

"Forget it, I'll just figure it out myself."

Wu Hen sighed and began to study the secrets of "Sunflower Acupoint Pressing Hand".

At the same time, in the Fengji family mansion.

Yunari sat on the tatami with a terribly gloomy expression on her face.

"Sister, what should we do next? That guy Yuhui Qinggong is obviously going to deal with us." Yu Shiraki said worriedly.

Yunari took a deep breath and tried to calm herself down.

"Don't worry, I've made preparations. It won't be easy for Yuhuiqing Palace to swallow up our Fengji family."

"But we are outnumbered now and are no match for Yuhuiqing Palace." Yushiro Ritaki said.

"Who said we're weak?" Yunari sneered, "I've already contacted other families, they'll help us."

"Really? That's great!" Yushiro Ritaki breathed a sigh of relief.

"However, we can't let our guard down. Yuhui Qinggong is a treacherous and cunning guy. He might have some tricks up his sleeve," Yunari said. "So, we must improve our strength as quickly as possible."

"Okay, I understand." Yushiro Ritaki nodded.

"By the way, sister, who is that Wu Hen? Why does he want to approach us?" asked Yushiro Li Taki.

Yunari shook her head: "I don't know either. But he's obviously not a good person. If you see him next time, try to stay away from him."

"I understand." Yuzushiri Taki said.

Just then, a man in black suddenly appeared in the room.

"Master, something bad has happened! People from Yuhuiqing Palace are coming to our door!"

Upon hearing this, Yunari and Yuzushiri Taki's expressions suddenly changed.

"What? They actually dared to attack?" Yunari said angrily, "Let's go out and take a look!"

After saying that, Yunari and Yuzushirari Taki quickly walked out of the room with the man in black.

A war is about to break out.

Meanwhile, at the Black Wutong Club, Wu Hen was scratching his head while looking at the secret manual of "Sunflower Acupoint Pressing".

Suddenly, he felt a chill on his back.

"Who?"

Wu Hen turned around suddenly and saw a dark shadow standing behind him.

"Who are you? What are you doing here?" Wu Hen asked vigilantly.

The black shadow didn't say anything, but slowly raised his hand.

In his hand, he held a dagger that gleamed with cold light.

"Oh no! It's an assassin!"

Wu Hen's face changed and he quickly stepped back.

However, it's too late.

The black shadow suddenly rushed up and stabbed Wu Hen's chest with the dagger in his hand.

At this critical moment, Wu Hen suddenly thought of a picture in the secret book of "Sunflower Acupoint Pressing Hand".

He quickly stretched out his finger and pointed it at a certain acupuncture point on the black shadow.

"Whoosh!"

An invisible energy shot out from Wu Hen's fingertips and accurately hit the black shadow's acupuncture points.

The black shadow suddenly trembled all over and his movements became slow.

Wu Hen took the opportunity to kick the dagger out of the black shadow's hand, then rushed forward and knocked the black shadow to the ground.

"Tell me! Who sent you here?" Wu Hen asked angrily.

The black shadow tried to struggle, but could not break free from Wu Hen's restraints.

"Hmph! I won't tell!" the black shadow said gritting his teeth.

"You won't tell me? Then I'll let you taste my power!"

Wu Hen sneered, stretched out his fingers, and pressed other acupoints on the black shadow's body.

"what!"

The black shadow let out a shrill scream.

"I'll tell you! I'll tell you! Yuhuiqing Palace sent me here!" The black shadow finally confessed.

When Wu Hen heard this, he was stunned.

"Yuhui Qing Palace? Why would he send someone to kill me?"

Wu Hen was completely confused and couldn't figure it out.

At this moment, his cell phone suddenly rang.

Wu Hen picked up the phone and saw the caller ID, his face suddenly changed.

"It's Lao Lin!"

Wu Hen quickly answered the phone.

"Hey, Lao Lin, what's going on?"

"Wu Hen! It's bad! Yuhui Qing Palace is going to attack Feng Ji's family! Go and help them!" Lin Qiye said anxiously.

Upon hearing this, Wu Hen immediately understood something.

"I see! Yuhuiqing Palace's target is the Fengji family! He sent people to kill me in order to eliminate the threat!"

Wu Hen gnashed his teeth and said, "Old Yu, oh Old Yu, how dare you use me! I must settle this account with you!"

After saying that, Wu Hen hung up the phone.

"System! Mission issued! Help the Fengji family repel the attack from Yuhuiqing Palace! Mission reward: A mysterious skill book!"

[Ding! Mission successfully released! Good luck to the host!]

"Okay! Let's go!"

Wu Hen stood up, picked up his coat, and strode out of the room.

A bloody storm is about to unfold...

(Scene: Wu Hen rushes out of the Black Wutong Club and stops a taxi)

"Go to Feng Ji's house!" Wu Hen said hurriedly.

The driver was stunned: "Young man, what are you doing going to Feng Ji's house so late at night?"

Wu Hen frowned: "Stop talking nonsense and drive quickly!"

Seeing that Wu Hen looked unhappy, the driver didn't dare to ask any more questions and started the car immediately.

The taxi sped through the rainy night, and neon lights flashed past outside the window.

Wu Hen looked out the window with a firm look in his eyes.

"Yuhui Qinggong, just wait for me! I will make you regret it!"

(End: The taxi was speeding, Wu Hen clenched his fists tightly, his eyes burning with rage.

At this moment, he suddenly saw a familiar figure appear in front of him...)