Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 94: The Battle of Thailand Begins, Ambiguity Begins

Wu Hen hummed a little tune and leisurely stepped into the magical land of Thailand.

As he approached an ancient temple, a powerful demonic aura overwhelmed him, extinguishing his interest in humming the song like a bucket of cold water.

"Where did you come from, you young fool? How dare you trespass into my territory?" A sharp and piercing voice exploded in Wu Hen's ears.

Wu Hen looked up and saw a short and fat man with a beer belly.

It looked like a monster moving a wine barrel, with a group of ugly little monsters, staring at him arrogantly.

This guy is probably Patong.

"Hey, big brother, your style is quite unique. Are you imitating a ball? But you need to work harder on your figure and try to imitate a winter melon. That would be even more perfect!"

Wu Hen looked Patong up and down and commented seriously.

When Pa Tong heard this, he was immediately furious. This kid actually dared to laugh at him?

He is the boss of this area!

"Boy, you are looking for death!" Patong roared and swung the mace in his hand towards Wu Hen.

Although Wu Hen was harsh in his words, he did not dare to be careless in his heart.

Although this Patong looks funny, his strength should not be underestimated.

He just dodged Patong's attack with a sway of his body, but the surrounding trees were smashed into pieces.

"Oh my god, you have such a bad temper. You get into fights over the slightest disagreement. That's not environmentally friendly at all!"

Wu Hen complained while dodging Patong's attack.

This Thai magic was indeed strange. Wu Hen felt like he had fallen into a spider web cave.

Bound by an invisible force field, his movements became slow.

"Hehe, kid, are you scared? Just surrender yourself, or I'll take action!" Patong said proudly.

Wu Hen gritted his teeth. This magic of Pa Tong was completely different from the power system he had encountered before. He really couldn't find a way to break it for a while.

Just when Wu Hen was feeling a little embarrassed...

Just when Wu Hen was feeling somewhat embarrassed, a familiar system notification sound suddenly rang in his mind: "Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for triggering the random mission: Confuse the enemy in the most ridiculous way! Mission Reward: The key to crack the Patong magic!"

When Wu Hen heard this, he was immediately happy. This system is really a timely relief!

He rolled his eyes and immediately began his performance.

I saw him imitating the crowing of a rooster and the laying of an egg by a hen.

Then he imitated a puppy peeing, and the sound was so funny that the surrounding woods were rustling.

Pa Tong was very aggressive at first, but when he saw Wu Hen's horrible look, he was stunned.

He has lived for so long, but this is the first time he has seen such a strange human being!

"Is this kid a fool?" Patong couldn't help but mutter, and his hands slowed down.

The little demons behind him laughed so hard that tears came out.

"Hahaha, Boss, this guy is so funny, he's making me die of laughter!"

"Yeah, Boss, are humans this good at having fun these days?"

Wu Hen didn't care what they thought, he continued to immerse himself in his performance.

He even did some radio gymnastics, and his funny movements left Pa Tong and a group of monsters stunned.

Taking advantage of Patong's distraction, Wu Hen's eyes flashed and he seized the opportunity to launch a counterattack.

He was as fast as lightning and rushed to the little demons in an instant, punching and kicking them, making them cry for their parents and run away in panic.

When Pa Tong saw his younger brother being beaten, he suddenly came to his senses and yelled angrily, "Boy, how dare you play tricks on me!"

He roared angrily and formed seals with his hands. The demonic energy around him instantly became violent, forming a powerful shock wave that swept towards Wu Hen.

Wu Hen did not dare to be careless and quickly used his spiritual power to resist, but was shocked by the shock wave and retreated repeatedly.

"Hahaha, kid, are you scared? This is my famous skill - the Demonic Wind Formation! Just wait to be torn into pieces!" Patong laughed triumphantly.

Wu Hen frowned. This magic of Pa Tong was indeed strange. He tried to crack it using the previous method, but found that it didn't work at all.

Just when he was at a loss, a rustling sound suddenly came from the surrounding woods.

Then, a cold voice came from the darkness.

"Human, you disturbed my meditation, damn it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a black shadow attacked Wu Hen at lightning speed.

Before Wu Hen could react, he was knocked away by a huge force and fell heavily to the ground.

"Cough cough..." Wu Hen struggled to get up, looked up, and was stunned.

He saw a woman with a graceful figure and beautiful face standing in front of him.

A pair of cold golden vertical pupils stared at him intently, emitting a dangerous aura.

"Naga girl..." Wu Hen recognized the woman's identity at a glance, and his heart sank suddenly.

The Naga woman didn't say anything. She slowly raised her slender hand, her sharp nails flashing with cold light, and approached Wu Hen step by step.

"Humans, prepare to die!" The Naga woman's voice was cold and ruthless, as if it came from the Nine Nether Hell.

Wu Hen looked at the approaching Naga girl, but he did not confront her directly as usual. Instead, he raised the corner of his mouth with a playful arc.

He said lightly: "Beautiful lady, are you sure you want to attack me? I am..."

Wu Hen did not confront her directly as usual, but instead acted pitifully towards the Naga girl.

How could she be controlled by dark forces when she is so beautiful? It's such a waste of talent!

The Naga woman paused her attack for a moment, and a hint of confusion flashed in her cold golden vertical pupils.

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for triggering the special event: Naga Woman's Tenderness! Mission Reward: Amulet that protects against powerful sorcery!"

In his mind, the familiar system prompt sound rang again, and Wu Hen was secretly happy. This system was really his caring little cotton-padded jacket!

The next second, an amulet emitting a faint golden light appeared in Wu Hen's hand.

The Naga woman was disturbed by Wu Hen's words, but the dark power in her body was restless, driving her to attack again.

This time, the Naga girl was faster and stronger, and her sharp nails seemed to tear through space and go straight for Wu Hen's throat.

However, Wu Hen was not in a hurry, and the amulet in his hand instantly burst into a dazzling golden light.

Forming an indestructible barrier, it blocks all the attacks from the Naga girl.

"Wow, little sister, you're too harsh. Can't you be a little gentler?"

As Wu Hen spoke, he took the opportunity to get closer to the Naga girl and looked at her with an extremely ambiguous look.

The Naga girl had never been stared at like this before, and a faint blush appeared on her beautiful face.

His eyes also became a little evasive. This abnormal scene made Pa Tong and the other monsters stunned.

"This boy can actually make a Naga girl shy? Who is he?"

Patong was secretly amazed. He originally thought Wu Hen was just a clever human being, but now it seems that he is not so simple...

Wu Hen looked at the shy Naga girl, and a devilish smile appeared on his lips.

He slowly extended his hand, wanting to touch her cheek, and whispered, "Don't be afraid, I will help you..."

Wu Hen's fingers gently stroked the Naga girl's cheek, and he caught a strange energy fluctuation.

"So that's it!" Wu Hen thought to himself. Although the Naga woman's magic was powerful, it seemed to be based on her own emotional fluctuations.

He rolled his eyes, and a plan came to his mind. He pretended to be affectionate.

He said to the Naga girl, "Do you believe in love at first sight? Ever since I first saw you, I have been deeply captivated by you. Your cold eyes and enchanting figure have made me intoxicated..."

The Naga girl listened to Wu Hen's disgusting confession, and her originally cold heart actually rippled.

Those memory fragments controlled by dark forces also began to become blurred.

"No! You're talking nonsense! I'm a monster controlled by dark forces. I don't deserve love!"

The Naga girl struggled in pain, and the evil spirit in her body became disordered.

Wu Hen took the opportunity to inject the spiritual energy in his body into the Naga girl to help her suppress the dark power.

"No, you are not a monster, you are the most beautiful goddess in the world!"

With Wu Hen's help, the Naga girl gradually regained some of her sanity, and her golden vertical pupils also regained some clarity.

She looked at Wu Hen in disbelief. This human actually helped her suppress the dark power?

"Boy, you're looking for death!" Pa Tong was furious watching from the side. This boy actually dared to steal his girlfriend in front of him?

He roared angrily and swung the mace towards Wu Hen.

Wu Hen was prepared and pulled the Naga girl over to avoid Patong's attack.

"Since you don't know what's good for you, don't blame me for being rude!"

Pa Tong was furious, the evil spirit around him surged wildly, and the entire space began to distort.

Wu Hen knew that Patong's strength was unfathomable and that he would gain no benefit by fighting him head-on.

His eyes rolled, and a plan came to his mind. He said to the Naga girl, "Goddess, please lend me a hand and help me hold this fat guy back!"

Although the Naga girl regained some sanity, the influence of the dark power still remained in her body.

She still couldn't completely disobey Paton's orders.

Seeing this, Wu Hen put on a sly smile and whispered in the Naga girl's ear, "Don't worry, I will definitely find a way to remove the curse from you and set you free!"

When the Naga girl heard the word "freedom", a trace of desire flashed in her eyes. She nodded slightly, turned to look at Paton, and a complex look flashed in her eyes.

"Patong, go away. I don't want to obey you anymore!" Although the Naga woman's voice was cold, it carried a hint of unquestionable majesty.

"What? You dare to disobey my orders?"

Paton was immediately furious. He never expected that his most capable assistant would betray him for a human being!

"Humph, who do you think you are? A puppet controlled by dark forces, and you dare to challenge me?" Pa Tong laughed in anger, with murderous intent in his eyes.

"You will soon know whether I am a puppet or not!" The Naga girl snorted coldly, her figure flashed, she stood in front of Wu Hen and confronted Pa Tong.

Wu Hen took the opportunity to slip away.

"Want to run? No way!" Patong roared angrily and wanted to chase Wu Hen, but was tightly entangled by the Naga woman.

"Kid, just wait for me. I'll deal with this traitor first, then I'll deal with you!"

Patong's voice came from afar, full of anger and murderous intent.

Wu Hen ran away without looking back

He ran all the way and finally came to a bustling street with bright lights.

"Is this the Monster Market?" Wu Hen muttered to himself as he looked at the bustling scene in front of him.

On both sides of the street, all kinds of strange-looking monsters set up stalls, selling all kinds of strange and bizarre goods.

The air was filled with a strange fragrance, like the aroma of food.

It also smells like some kind of spice, making people want to find out more.

Wu Hen took a deep breath and stepped into this mysterious demon city...