Chapter 505 Shen Changgong is really lame
Chapter 505 Shen Changgong is really lame
Looking at Yan Fuyao's complacent yet cold eyes, Shen Changgong's heart suddenly became bitter.
Women have the most vicious hearts.
She is so cruel to her own husband.
I've been working hard for several days in a row, and if I climb Mount Tai for another day, I'm afraid it will cost me my life.
Shen Changgong sighed sadly and could only move his legs and walk towards the hillside.
Then, the guards and honor guards followed in a mighty procession.
Fairy Mei Yan and Jiang Ruoxue have a very good relationship. The two girls hold hands and climb the mountain, pointing at the surroundings and admiring the magnificent scenery.
Gongsun Wan'er accompanied Yan Fuyao and climbed the mountain with him. There were two palace maids behind him, helping Yan Fuyao hold the back of his dragon robe.
Yu Ziling was wearing a brocade dress and was dressed very femininely. She walked upstairs while talking to Tang Xinyi.
The two queens have been getting along very well since they met, sharing with each other the process and details of being snatched away by Shen Changgong, and then calling Shen Changgong a bully together.
Only Tu Queling followed Shen Changgong loyally and climbed up with him.
Master Shen, who had been tired for several days, became exhausted and had difficulty walking after climbing for a quarter of an hour.
Just as he was panting, the Southern King Ma Ling came up with his wife and children. When he passed by him, he glanced at him and sneered,
"Who is this frail-looking pale-faced man? How can he be unable to climb after such a short distance? He is such a loser."
Shen Changgong sneered,
"Oh? Your Excellency, do you want me to expose your past and tell you about your situation back then?"
"I was in a stronger state than you back then. Weak is weak, don't deny it."
Ma Ling then started walking up.
Little Ma Chao made a face at Shen Changgong, and then said,
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, come and walk with me. Let's climb up together. I won't laugh at you. I can even pull you along."
"If I let you drag me away, it would be the biggest joke on me."
Shen Changgong would never let a child pull him up the mountain. He asked the people behind him to bring up the prepared trekking poles, gave two to each person, and climbed up with the trekking poles.
It really saves a lot of effort.
Shen Changgong took a few quick steps and caught up with Yan Fuyao, saying with a smile,
"Madam, are you tired? Let your husband pull you up."
The cold empress glanced at him and said leisurely,
"Are you pulling me up, or am I pulling you up? Or how about I just carry you up there?"
"How can that be? I'll carry you up there."
"Oh, really?"
Yan Fuyao's eyes were full of amusement.
"If you agree, then just ignore what I said."
"shameless."
Shen Changgong chuckled, and in his mind he had already imagined the scene of Yan Fuyao carrying him up the mountain.
At that time, the historian beside him will definitely record:
The emperor and his ministers went to Mount Tai to offer sacrifices to heaven and earth. Lanling Wang was too weak to support himself, so the emperor carried him up the mountain. Alas, there has never been such a weak man in history. He is a shame to Dayan.
Even if Shen Changgong jumped off this mountain and died outside, he would never let the empress carry him.
Yu Ziling was full of energy and strength. She pulled Tang Xinyi up and ran to the front.
Fairy Meiyan pulled Jiang Ruoxue and looked back at Shen Changgong. She raised the corners of her mouth and said in a very charming voice,
"My king, come and catch me! Why are you climbing the mountain so slowly? Come quickly! I'm waiting for you to catch me."
Jiang Ruoxue covered her face, wanting to pretend that she didn't know her.
shameful.
Shen Changgong straightened up and pointed at Fairy Mei Yan with gritted teeth.
Damn it, if I were in my prime, I could leave all of you behind.
Now it seems that I am in a bad state and have become a toothless tiger. You all come to bully me, right?
Shen Changgong gritted his teeth and persevered for the entire morning, but by noon, he really couldn't bear it anymore. His legs were shaking. Even after everyone rested and ate dry food and snacks, he didn't recover.
"You guys go ahead. I'll catch up with you two after a short rest. Lu Bing, Mei Yan, protect His Majesty."
Shen Changgong waved to them enthusiastically and said goodbye to them.
He had made up his mind to sit on a stone by the roadside and rest for an hour. After the people on the sedan chair had gone far away and no one could see him, he would ask the sedan bearers who had been following him quietly to come over and carry him up.
At this time, Shen Changgong was only accompanied by Tu Que Ling and twenty guards. Although these guards were few in number, each of them was a master and loyal. Shen Changgong would also teach them martial arts in his spare time.
Half an hour later, the last team slowly went up, but Shen Changgong saw an old man coming up carrying a shoulder pole.
Although the old man had gray hair, he walked with great strength, and he did not walk straight up and down, but in a Z shape.
Shen Changgong saw this and shouted,
"Hey, old man, what are you carrying on this shoulder pole?"
Hearing this, the old man raised his head and smiled and replied,
"These are tribute pears and candied dates, sold up the mountain."
"On the mountain? Sell it to those old Taoist priests?"
"I usually sell them to old Taoist priests, but I heard a few days ago that the emperor was coming to Mount Tai, so I quickly picked some tribute pears, made some candied dates, and brought them up the mountain for the emperor to taste.
Perhaps if the emperor is pleased, he will allow us, the tribute pears and candied dates from the foot of Mount Tai, to be supplied to the emperor. Then, we can make more money, gain a good reputation, and live a better life.”
"Yeah, come and get it so I can try it."
Shen Changgong waved to him.
The old man walked up to him and stopped, frowning and said,
"Young man, the old man said this is for the emperor. What will happen if you eat it?"
"That's all right. I eat the same thing the emperor eats. Besides, if I buy it, you won't have to go all the way to pick it up."
The old man was shocked when he heard this. He looked around and found that there was no one else except the people around this young man. Then he said,
"Young man, I see you are a person of some status, with people holding knives to protect you. How come you are so ignorant of the seriousness of the matter? What do you mean by eating the same thing as the emperor? Do you still want to be the emperor? You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want.
Don't tell me you're the emperor. I went to Linzi last month and heard that the dynasty has changed and this place has become Dayan. The emperor of Dayan is a woman, and you're not a woman."
Shen Changgong was stunned when he heard this, and Tu Queling beside him was having a hard time holding back his laughter.
“Old man, you are a good person. You kindly reminded me. To tell you the truth, I just followed the emperor up the mountain and I am tired and want to rest for a while.
I am in the palace, and I am responsible for the imperial offerings. I can only send them to the emperor after I have tasted them. If they are not delicious enough, the emperor cannot eat them.
Okay, stop talking nonsense, Que Ling, give me the money."
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