sbdcsierra Chapter 227
Chapter 227
Auntie: “Hehehe~ This kid is quite cute.”
“And what did she say about her first uncle and second uncle? Does she have many uncles?”
“Pfft–” the up owner laughed, “No, that’s not her uncle, it’s Qiu Qiu…”
“It makes Auntie laugh. Life is not easy for a housewife to be an entertainer.”
“No one can withstand the hall master’s cry! No one!”
“The hall master is the cutest in the world!”
“Uncle is all going to work on his performance, hahaha!”
The appearance of Hu Tao directly detonated the barrage, and even many divers came out to join in the fun.
Auntie: “She is dressed very seriously. Why is she different from other little girls? What does she do?”
“She?” the up owner coughed slightly, “She is in the funeral business.”
“Funeral business?” Auntie clicked her tongue twice, “No wonder you are dressed so seriously.”
While speaking, the up owner turned Hu Tao’s perspective around so that his mother could have a better look at Hu Tao.
The aunt also quickly discovered Hua Dian, “Oh, her body shape is not as plump as the previous ones, a bit flat. But this can explain why she wears more conservative clothes than the previous ones.”
“There’s nothing to show off, it’s not as upright as others,”
“Pfft——” the up owner was stunned again because of his mother’s magical brain circuit, “So the reason why she wears more upper body is because she doesn’t have enough fabric, right?”
“Yes, I didn’t expect it.” The aunt sighed, “Well… I hope she doesn’t feel too inferior. If it doesn’t work out, she can go to medical beauty treatments. She is very developed now.”
Up owner: “Stop talking about it, Mom, we will be customers of adults later. And she is still young, only a teenager, so she can grow up in the future.”
“Wutao: Are you polite?”
“”Nothing to show off”.”
“Master: Auntie, please let me go, please~”
“”I hope she doesn’t feel too inferior”, hum! Don’t talk about my wife like that, my wife won’t feel inferior!”
“Hahahahahahaha I can’t stop laughing!”
As if he was worried about something, the up owner didn’t dare to let his mother continue to criticize Hutao, and quickly switched to the next character “Gan Yu”.
“I’m coming!”
“I want to see the anchor’s reaction!”
“It’s so funny to see others criticize you, hahaha!”
The viewers in the “Storyteller” live broadcast room were all very curious about how Wang Xiaomei would react to others criticizing her.
And Wang Xiaomei was really curious at this time, what would that aunt say about herself like this.
However, judging from the aunt’s evaluation of the previous female characters in Liyue, it is possible that she will also be criticized harshly.
“Gan Yu?” Auntie guessed, “Is this the God of Rain?”
Up owner: “Her ability is to control ice.”
Auntie: “Then why isn’t it called Gan Bing?”
“”dry ice”.”
“That should be called carbon dioxide~”
“Is the anchor’s vision dark?”
“My mask cracked from laughing when I stepped on a horse.”
Wang Xiaomei was stunned for a moment when she heard her new nickname, and she couldn’t laugh or cry for a moment, “Gan Bing…”
The aunt’s sharp comments continued: “Oh, her horns still look like the horns she grew on her own. Is she the real Bull Demon King?”
The up owner sighed: “I am the fairy beast “Qilin”…”
The up master switched to the next character, “Xin Yan”.
Auntie: “This one’s skin is a bit dark. Why are there two cactus growing on his head? Is he a succulent fairy or elf?”
“”Two cactus on the head”.”
“The cactus lives in Bengbu, hahaha!”
“What a succulent elf…it made me laugh so hard, hahaha!”
“The main thing is this hairstyle. Xin Yan definitely offended the hairstylist. This beautiful girl was ruined by this hairstyle.”
Auntie: “Then if it weren’t for her hairstyle, would her head be used for fighting?”
“Ah, no…” the up owner was confused, “Does her head look aggressive?”
The aunt immediately nodded and said: “Yes! Look at the many thorns on her head, right?”
“”The Brain Is Aggressive”.”
“Xin Yan: If you say my head is very aggressive again, I will attack you.”
“Super headbutt, right?”
The owner of Up really couldn’t stand it anymore and hurriedly said: “Next, next!”
After saying that, she hurriedly switched to “Keqing”.
Auntie: “Keqing, oh, why is there another one with horns? Why are girls designed to have horns? Or do all the characters here like to have horns?”
“The one just now looked like a cactus, but this time the two horns are like winter bamboo shoots.”
“No!” Up owner: “This is a hairstyle…”
“Auntie’s attack
Sex is so strong! ”
“Bamboo shoots (convinced).”
“Emperor: I’ll just climb on Keqing’s head and chew it!”
The up master switched to the next character, “Here comes the next one, Qiqi.”
Auntie: “Did you lose in poker? Why is there a note on your head?”
“This… my seventh chef immediately fainted with laughter after hearing this, hahaha!”
“I lost the poker game with Yan Fei (dense fog).”
“I can tell, Auntie really likes playing poker.”
“It’s not mom…” the up owner quickly corrected: “She’s a zombie.”
Auntie: “Oh, I know, this is a spell, right? I’ve seen zombie movies like this.”
“This zombie is not scary, it’s quite cute.” The aunt praised.
“Thank you, Auntie, for complimenting me on how cute my woman is! Auntie is really discerning!”
“It’s not cute when it’s crooked.”
“Indeed, it’s scary every time the card is drawn and hits her.”
The up master switched to the next character “Condensing Light”.
The moment the aunt saw Ning Guang, she couldn’t help but comment sharply: “Did this girl wear her stockings in the wrong place?”
Up owner: “What’s wrong?”
Auntie: “Look at these white thighs. They should be wearing stockings. Moreover, the slits of this cheongsam are too high, yellow and crooked, and they look like banana peels…”
“The banana peel was peeled open, and the white flesh was exposed inside, and the thighs were like white flesh,”
“puff–”
The master of up squirted out a mouthful of water.
“An unimagined angle.jpg”
“Fuck! I’ll never be able to look directly at the glare again!”
“Ningguang: Be careful, I’ll hit you with a Qunyu Pavilion!”
“Ningguangchu’s eyesight went dark.”
“No.” The up owner said, “She is the top leader in the Liyue area, the richest one.”
Auntie: “Oh, this butt curtain is raised too high. It’s completely opened and it’s fluttering in the wind. It’s so unsightly.”
“I’m telling you, don’t you know, don’t imitate her?” Auntie said to the owner with some worry.
“”Fart Curtain”.”
“The artist Mi Huyou will probably vomit blood after watching this video.”
“I really live in Bengbu here. Fortunately, I have skin, hahaha!”
In the live broadcast room of “Storyteller”, Wang Xiaomei, who was the head artist and had just been critically reviewed, fell into silence while watching the video in front of her.