sbdcsierra Chapter 153 Do You Call This A Toy Water Gun?
Chapter 153 Do You Call This A Toy Water Gun?
Chapter 153: You call this a toy water gun?
"As long as you like it! Now that the sky is getting dark, let's go and solve the dinner problem first!"
"good!"
When it comes to eating, both of them are very interested.
Back at the tree house, Ye Tian pulled up the fish cage and had another seafood dinner with his wife.
During this period, Ye Tian also poured a small cup of monkey wine and drank some with his wife.
Although it wasn't much, my wife got drunk immediately after drinking it.
This changed the original plan, which was to let Xiao u turn on the light and work Ye Tian on the boulder for another night.
I immediately gave up the plan and went back to the house to sleep with my wife, so the live broadcast ended very early!
Inside the tree house.
On Ye Tian, Dai Xiaomeng's face was flushed, his eyes were blurred, and he muttered:
"I'm not drunk, but I still want to drink!
Hee hee! This is a drink between Ye Tian and I, we will be husband and wife after we get married!"
Gently stroking his wife's back, Ye Tian tried his best to coax her to sleep.
His wife looked very cute after drinking, but he didn't expect her to have the kind of physique that she could drink in one drink!
He kissed his wife's little face and said to the sky:
"My husband is by my side, go to sleep quickly!"
"Yes! Husband, Xiaomeng is very well-behaved. Xiaomeng will go to bed now.
Feeling Ye Tian's breath, Dai Xiaomeng soon fell asleep.
Not long after, Ye Tian also fell asleep!
Early the next morning, the morning light was faint.
A shrill shout rang out, breaking the tranquility of the island!
"Ah! How embarrassing!"
In the tree house, Dai Xiaomeng woke up and thought of what happened last night, feeling a sense of social death.
Sitting up suddenly from the bed, she covered her face and shouted.
Ye Tian woke up and asked with a smile:
"What's wrong?"
"You also said that it's all your fault for letting people drink a little bit of monkey wine, so they say those nonsense!"
Dai Xiaomeng blushed, puffed out her cheeks, and looked at Ye Tian angrily.
After Ye Tian sat up, she then said with a smile.
"What nonsense? I think my wife, you are very cute after drinking!"
"Don't mention this matter, otherwise people will ignore you."
Dai Xiaomeng's pair of round almond-shaped eyes opened as wide as possible and looked at Ye Tian.
"Okay, I won't mention it anymore!
Do you still want to drink tonight?"
Ye Tian asked with a smile.
Hearing this, Dai Xiaomeng's face, which was originally a bit shy and angry, suddenly became hesitant.
Although after dinner last night, I drank a little monkey wine and got drunk!
However, the taste of monkey wine is really delicious!
After drinking it, the body feels warm, making people feel like they are about to become immortals.
The cold spring water is already very delicious in her opinion!
But compared to drinking monkey wine, it’s a thousand or ten thousand times worse! 230
Just like real fairy brew.
But thinking of his death last night, Dai Xiaomeng hesitated again.
She really didn't want to experience that kind of social death again!
After thinking about it, she said to Ye Tian: "Then I will drink less."
After hearing this, Ye Tian smiled and said: "You didn't drink much last night!
It’s just a small mouthful, if it’s less, it’s really not much!”
After hearing this, Dai Xiaomeng thought carefully and said:
"Then I'll just take half a sip!"
She still couldn't bear the smell of monkey wine.
"Okay, half a mouthful then!
Let’s get up! Try to finish the villa today!
Let’s move in tonight!”
"Yeah!"
Dai Xiaomeng nodded.
Fortunately, Ye Tian closed the live broadcast room relatively quickly last night.
Otherwise, I would really die today!
After getting dressed rustlingly, the two walked out.
Looking at the sun rising slowly, Ye Tian said with a smile:
"Daughter-in-law, do you feel that we are very favored by God?"
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"Why do you say that?"
Dai Xiaomeng looked at Ye Tian curiously.
“In the tropics, there is plenty of rain, but we have been at sea for so many days!
Only the night before, it rained lightly.
Isn’t this being favored by God?”
Ye Tian said with a smile.
Survival on a desert island is extremely difficult. Without shelter, it is better not to rain.
If it rains continuously, the difficulty of survival will rise directly to hell level.
"Yeah! That's really good to say!"
Dai Xiaomeng nodded in approval.
When they arrived at Hanquan, the two of them washed up and had breakfast.
Ye Tian started the live broadcast.
Because I got up earlier than usual today, it happens to be the time when the show started before.
Fans in the live broadcast room only knew the little cute goddess last night. She got drunk after taking a sip of monkey wine, and then shouted that she wanted to drink more.
Later, because Ye Tian directly closed the live broadcast room, they did not know what happened.
"Good morning anchor! Good morning little cute goddess!"
"I was caught off guard when the anchor shut down the live broadcast room last night! Who knows what happened?"
"It's nothing, it's just that the little cute goddess is drunk. In order to take care of the cute goddess, the anchor closed the live broadcast room!"
In front of the camera.
Ye Tian smiled and said: "Good morning, brothers! Today we will start the express delivery process directly!"
"Wow! Today is the highlight from the beginning!"
"Today is the anchor's ninth day on the deserted island. There are only two (bhbd) parcels left. I hope the anchor can get something useful!"
Taking out the remaining two express boxes from the tree house, Ye Tian placed them on the beach.
He raised his head and faced the camera: "Brothers! There are only two shots left!
I hope I can take it apart and find something more normal.
"Come on! I'm sure we can take out something good today!"
From the side, Dai Xiaomeng's cheering voice came.
"The little cute goddess cheered, "The anchor will definitely be able to reveal some good stuff!"
"I hope the anchor can come up with something good!"
With the support of the barrage in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian took the two express boxes, one of which was quite long but not big.
"That's it!"
Ye Tian showed the express box in front of the camera. Then he picked up an ax, cut the tape on it, and opened the express box.
The moment he saw what was inside, Ye Tian was completely numb!
None of the things given by my fans are useful.
The person who sent this express delivery was even more outrageous. He really thought he was taking his wife to a desert island for vacation!
Looking at the camera, Ye Tian said expressionlessly: "First of all, thank you, the fan of Zhixian Express, for trusting me.
Furthermore, I have to criticize you by name. What you sent is really useless!
When you come to the island, I promise not to beat you to death!"
At the end, Ye Tian gritted his teeth.
Fans in the live broadcast room, after hearing Ye Tian's words, knew that the express delivered this time was another weird one!
But Ye Tian's appearance directly aroused their expectations.
Although the express delivery he had taken out before was of no use, Ye Tian had never been so rude before.
"Little cute goddess, quickly point the camera at the inside of the express delivery. We want to see what is so angry!"
Dai Xiaomeng, who was shocked by the contents of the express delivery, adjusted the lens after seeing the comments in the live broadcast room.
Aim it at the box in the delivery.
Yes, there is a box inside.
The lens changed and the fans in the live broadcast room also saw what was inside!
"Haha! I understand why the anchor is like this, who reacted when he saw the things inside while surviving in the wilderness.
I’m afraid they won’t be much better than the anchor!”
"Haha! If it were me, if I knew who the person who sent the express delivery was, I would definitely beat him to the ground and call him daddy!"
"Dad! I have to let him call me grandpa!"
Fans in the live broadcast room became angry this time with a rare common enemy.
Their words were mostly jokes, but Ye Tian is true!
Damn it, after receiving this thing, his mentality exploded!
I saw that on the box inside, not only was a long gun printed on it, but also the words "Toy Water Gun" were printed on it.
Ye Tian wants to cry but has no tears.
"Nah! To survive on a deserted island, you sent me a water gun. Could it be that you want me to kill my prey with the water gun?
With our physical fitness and the strength of this water gun, it’s the same thing whether or not I’m powerful when I urinate!”
Fans in the live broadcast room laughed after hearing this!
"Haha! I'm laughing so hard! But I'm definitely not convinced by what the anchor said.
The shooting power of this water gun is still very strong.
You have to give us a show before we believe it!"
"That's right, didn't the anchor say that he is better than a water gun?
If you don’t show it to us, who will believe it?”
"Anchor, show me now!"
"Anchor, show off!",
"Ahem! Brothers! Our live broadcast room is a serious live broadcast room, and we don't do anything for free!
Moreover, I am afraid that you will feel inferior!"
On Ye Tian’s face, there is a look of thinking about you!
In the past, the fans in the live broadcast room would have screamed with dissatisfaction.
However, this time they chose to retreat in order to advance!
"It's okay, we are already so proud!
Now is the time for you to help us correct our mentality. "
"The brother above is right, we have been so proud for a long time.
Without suffering a blow, we don't know how much we weigh. "
Seeing the fans in the live broadcast room making noise, Dai Xiaomeng blushed and rolled her eyes at Ye Tian:
"Let you talk nonsense!"
Ye Tian looked aggrieved after hearing this: Wife, why don’t you believe me?
No! I have to show off today! As he said that, he walked out of the camera.
Fans in the live broadcast room can’t watch it, but my wife, you can watch it!”
Dai's villa.
After hearing what Ye Tian said, Dai's father, Dai's mother and Dai Long cursed one after another:
"Ye Tian, this little liar, is so shameless!
He can even say such things!
It’s so shameless!”
Dai's mother's face was full of anger!
In all these years, she has never seen such a shameless person!
In her heart, Ye Tian is the most shameless person!
Father Dai and Dai Long clenched their fists and frowned!
If Ye Tian were in front of them, they would have punched Ye Tian in the face.
On the sofa, Dai Xiaoyu's face turned red.
It’s true that Ye Tian is still a yellow flower girl!
For him to say such things is simply dirty to people's ears.
At this time, Dai Xiaomeng's voice came from the screen.
What are you talking about? There are so many people in the live broadcast room!
Don’t understand! I’m wrong!”
Seeing Ye Tian's hands moving non-stop, Dai Xiaomeng's face turned red!
This guy is too bold!
Fans in the live broadcast room were stunned when they heard this!
"I'm going to blanch! The anchor is not really going to take off his pants in front of the cute goddess!"
This is so shameless!”
"Nah! I have never seen such shameless people.
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"Zhuo! Anchor, we believe you, we don't want to watch you walk like a bird anymore!
Hurry up and unpack the express!"
"Anchor! Open the package!"
It is impossible for Ye Tian to take off his pants and walk around in broad daylight!
Just now, he just wanted to tease his wife.
Looking at his daughter-in-law's rosy little face, Ye Tian squeezed and said with a smile:
"Look at what scares you, I'm also a shameless person, okay?
Lang Lang Qiankun, how could I do something so degrading to politeness!"
People who were watching the live broadcast breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this.
As long as the anchor doesn't walk around in front of the cute goddess, that's fine.
Back in front of the live broadcast camera, Ye Tian said with a smile:
"Brothers! I just performed a small show for everyone.
Don’t take what I just said to heart!
Now back to the real show, let’s continue to unpack the express delivery!”
"The anchor should not perform such a small show next time, you will scare me out of my heart!
"It's very interesting, but please don't perform it again next time!"
Under the camera, Ye Tian began to dismantle the water gun outside the water gun.
At this time, the system's return sound sounded.
[Ordinary water guns will be returned a hundred times successfully. Return hundreds of times. 】
[Congratulations to the host for getting the black technology water gun!]
[Black technology air gun, made of super alloy, super pressure device, and super containment bottle.
With super strong pressure, it can easily cut through everything, including gold, water, trees, stones and other substances. 】
Hearing the system's return sound, Ye Tian's face lit up!
The ordinary water gun was returned by the system and turned into a high-tech water gun. This is so awesome!
If we say what he did just now, Ye Tian was just going through the process of dismantling the express delivery.
So now, he became impatient.
Soon, he opened the express box containing the water gun.
Then, a gun full of technology was revealed.
Fans in the live broadcast room were shocked after looking at this exquisite water gun!
"Nah! Is this a water gun? I believe it even if it says it's a real gun!
Whose water gun is made of iron?
Aren’t they all plastic?”
"Holy shit! This gun is so cool! I really want one too!"
"Anchor, please give it a try!"
The shape of this water gun directly attracted fans in the live broadcast room!
They couldn't help but look forward to the power of this water gun.
"Ye Tian, fans let you try the power of this water gun!"
Dai Xiaomeng reminded him loudly.
"Okay! Wait until I take out the water gun!"
Ye Tian nodded and excitedly took out the water gun from the box.
Picking up the water gun, Ye Tian's hand suddenly became heavy.
Feeling that the touch was similar to that of a real gun, Ye Tian's face lit up with joy!
Growing up, who wouldn’t want a gun like this that looks almost like a real gun?
Can't wait to come to the beach, Ye Tian put the suction port of the black technology water gun into the sea water.
"Gululu!"
Put it in the water, turn on the switch, and the water gun will start to absorb water automatically!
Soon, the water gun was filled with water.
Seeing that the water gun showed that it was full of water, Ye Tian took out the water gun.
When he came to a coconut tree, he pointed his gun at the coconut on the tree.
Ye Tian directly pulled the trigger!
"Zi!"
A super strong water line rushed out, and the coconut on the coconut tree was cut in half.
Coconut water all flows on the beach.
Then, two coconut leaves fell from the tree.
Fans in the live broadcast room were stunned by the power of the water gun when they saw this scene!
"I'll blanch! The anchor's water gun. If this water gun is more powerful, I'll live broadcast the bird walking!"
"Nah! It's so powerful, you tell me this is a water gun?"
This shit is even comparable to the lethality of a pistol!
All of a sudden, a coconut was cut open!"
"I was wrong! I thought this thing was just an ordinary water gun with some technology!
This power really shocked me!"
"Holy shit! What the anchor said at the beginning has come true!
This thing can really be used to hunt wild animals!"
Under the blow, Ye Tian was also stunned!
The power of this water gun is really impressive. I looked at the knob on the water gun that can adjust the impact force.
Ye Tian discovered that the water gun was only in a weak position just now.
There are also medium, strong, extremely strong, and super strong above!
Ye Tian was shocked again!
The water pressure that could cut the coconut open with just one blow was only the weakest.
The machine guns and super powers on it must be so fishy!
Can even stones be cut easily? .