sbdcsierra Chapter 148: Did Ali have fun? !
Chapter 148: Did Ali have fun? !
"...?!"
"Carrot spirit." Li Chi gritted his teeth, "Are you sure you are not kidding?!"
Judging from their current strength and helpless situation, wanting to help the other party fight against those so-called original gods who have lived for who knows how long is like an ant trying to shake a tree.
Lian Shannong said awkwardly: "I know what you are worried about, but I have carefully considered asking you for help."
"In fact, the original god is not as powerful and terrifying as you think."
"Wait a minute." Li Chi interrupted him mercilessly, "You've been beaten so badly by that Yao Shen, and you still say they're not scary?!"
"Ahem." Lian Shannong cleared his throat awkwardly, "If he comes openly, I am no match for him."
"So, what is the original god's weakness?!" Gu Chuanlin suddenly asked.
"Although the original gods were born between heaven and earth, they are still bound by the power of nature. Although they are not subject to birth, aging, sickness and death like ordinary people, they cannot escape the so-called heavenly way. This is why practitioners who want to break free from the shackles of time must experience thunder tribulations."
Lian Shannong continued, "Moreover, the thunder tribulation of the original gods does not only occur when the realm breaks through, and its power is far more terrifying than we can imagine. When I was in the upper plane, I once witnessed an original god fall in the thunder."
"God Yao is the most advanced of all the original gods. When I was here, I had the help of Big Fat Head and Little Baldy, so I could barely fight him. But now I only have a trace of consciousness left, and Wu Ji is no match for him. So, after thinking it over, I can only destroy him while he is going through the tribulation."
"It's easy for you to say that." Li Chi waved his fist, "How do you know when he will transcend the tribulation?! Who should kill him?! How to kill him?!"
"According to my speculation, Yao Shen's calamity period will be within these thousands of years. Wu Ji will tell me the specific time and method of killing him in advance. As for the most suitable person to do this..."
Lian Shannong hesitated for a moment, secretly glanced at Gu Chuanlin, and then said to Li Chi: "Of course it's you."
"...What?!" Li Chi almost dropped his jaw in shock.
"What the hell are you kidding me?!"
"This god is not joking." Lian Shannong said solemnly, "You are a rare immortal spiritual root, and you are also a person who lives in symbiosis with this god. You are the only one who can be trusted by this god and can do all this."
"I will teach you everything I have learned in my life. Little Baldy and Big Fat will also fight alongside you to protect those who love you and those you love, and maintain the balance between the two planes."
As Li Chi listened, he suddenly felt a little dizzy.
Gu Chuanlin noticed his abnormality and thought that the boy's soul could not leave his body for too long, so he touched his head and said softly: "You go and rest first, I will take care of the rest."
Lian Shannong nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, you should leave here first. I also have something to say to your Taoist partner."
"...?!"
Li Chi immediately protested: "This is obviously my Divine Sea! Why are you kicking me out?! Besides, is there anything I can't listen to that you two need to talk about in private?!"
However, his protest was ineffective. A few seconds later, he was thrown out by Gu Chuanlin, and his spirit returned to his place, lying upright on the couch.
"That's too much!!!" Li Chi slammed the bed hard, glanced at the person lying quietly beside him, and thought of all the things that person had done to him every day, and suddenly he felt furious.
"Asshole Gu Chuanlin! How dare you drive me out of my own sea of consciousness? You always bully me. Let me see how I will take revenge on you today!"
After opening the Tianxuan Bi and fixing it on the top of the bed, Li Chi sat astride Gu Chuanlin's legs, happily untied his belt, tied his hands, and tied them to the head of the bed.
Then he untied the belt of the young man's inner garment and stripped off all his clothes, revealing his firm and stiff chest.
After completing all the preparations, he took out a pen and cinnabar from the ring and began to draw a little turtle on the other person's body.
"hey-hey."
In less than a quarter of an hour, Li Chi had completed his task. He smugly put away the tools he had used to commit the crime, and was about to stand up to look at the photo in the Tianxuan Bi when he was suddenly grabbed by the ankle.
"Gu...Gu Chuanlin?! When did you wake up?!" Li Chi paused and smiled awkwardly: "And your hand..."
He had clearly tied it up just now?! How did this guy break it without anyone noticing?!
Even the little turtles that he had worked so hard to draw disappeared in an instant.
"Are you having fun, Ali?!" the young man spoke slowly with a smile on his face.
"It's...it's okay." Li Chi always felt that his smile was a little creepy, so he moved his ankles and tried to leave this dangerous place.
"So, it's my turn now, right?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the world spun around and Li Chi was pressed down on the couch. His coral bracelet was taken away and placed aside, and his wrists were also tied.
"Gu Chuanlin! You you you! What are you doing?!"
Gu Chuanlin curled his lips: "Guess?!"
"I guess your uncle!" Li Chi roared: "Let me go!"
He twisted his body with all his strength, and before he could catch his breath, he saw the other party take out a jar from his bracelet and slowly open it.
That jar looks familiar.
"Eh?! Isn't this the lubricant that the Great Elder gave me?! How come it's with you?!" He remembered that he had clearly sorted out the gifts and placed them in the study.
"What are you doing with it?!"
Although this cream can remove scars, I don’t have any scars on my body? !
"Of course, I'll do something that makes people feel comfortable." Turning the person under him around and lying on the couch, Gu Chuanlin slowly dug out a piece of paste...
"Ahhh! Guchuan Lin, what are you doing?!" Li Chi immediately got angry and started struggling again.
What the hell is this guy doing?!
However, his questions were soon answered.
(This is just fantasy, those who understand will understand.)
Numerous kisses fell on the neck, and the whole person began to become confused and excited.
"Ah um..."
I don't know when the bound hands were released.
Li Chi buried his face in the pillow and grabbed the quilt with both hands.
After a while, low gasps and sobs mixed together, echoing intermittently in the room throughout the night.
(Omitted 10,000 words...)
When Li Chi opened his eyes again, it was already the evening of the next day. His body was covered in bruises and his temperature was frighteningly high.
He was awakened by the action of Guchuan Lin turning over and applying medicine on him. He hummed twice in a daze and fell asleep again.
……
Complaint: I’m numb, I’m really numb.