sbdcsierra 300 Chapter 299 She is cooler than fireworks
300 Chapter 299 She is cooler than fireworks
Chapter 300 299. She is cooler than fireworks
"Two moons are in the same sky, and the secrets of heaven are infinite. Let's look at tonight, time and space are staggered."
As the distant and misty narration sounded, tonight's imperial capital, the top of the Forbidden City, also welcomed a few uninvited guests who did not have an invitation letter.
The first to appear on the stage was Dongfang Bubai, who was dressed in red makeup and held an embroidery needle. [Hu Yifei Played]
Next is Wei Zhongxian, the eunuch standing beside Dongfang Bubai. [Zeng Xiaoxian Played]
Then came Hattori Hanzo, the god of ninjas who was masked and only showed a pair of evil eyes. [Guan Gu magic decoration]
Then there is Lu Bu, a burly man holding a black-tech Fang Tian painting halberd and looking for Diao Chan wholeheartedly. [Lu Ziqiao Played]
Once again, it was Shao Zhongtian, a golden-armored warrior who passed by the top of the Forbidden City. [Played by Zhang Wei]
Finally, there is the lovely and beautiful flower fairy, Jacaranda. [Xinling decoration]
The top of the Forbidden City.
"Brother Shaozhongtian, aren't we saving Yuma Beast? Why did we come here in a blink of an eye? Where is this?"
The charming Huaying asked Shao Zhongtian if he knew the reason why they came here.
"I, I, I... think we should have... encountered a crack in time and space, and thus passed through."
The golden armored warrior who passed by stuttered.
"Hahaha, Zhang Wei, I didn't expect you to be a stutterer even after becoming a golden armored warrior!"
There was a burst of laughter from behind Huaying and Shao Zhongtian.
The one who laughed was Lu Bu.
"You reckless man! You are illiterate! You are a family slave with three surnames!"
When scolding Lu Bu, the golden armored warrior stopped stuttering.
The two disagreed, and they were ready to fight!
"Don't worry, Brother Shao Zhongtian, let me add a buff to you."
Huaying exerted healing power on Shao Zhongtian, and immediately cured the stammering symptoms of the golden armored warrior, and also added an external equipment to the golden armored warrior - Horcrux Eight Spider Lances.
[Golden Armor Warrior] has officially changed its name to [Sixty Armor Warrior]!
"Golden Armored Warrior, activate energy!"
"Energy rays!"
The golden armored warrior took the lead in attacking Lu Buping A.
Lu Bu accepted this move forcefully, and then bluffed forward, holding Fang Tian's painted halberd and playing close combat with the golden armored warrior with a sword.
As a result, when the two were fighting fiercely, the lost ninja Hattori Hanzo was also involved in the battle!
"Hey! I just want to ask for directions! Baga!"
But for this foreigner, the Golden Armored Warrior and Lu Bu were not used to it at all. As soon as the two turned their offensive, they immediately beat up Hattori Hanzo violently.
Even Hattori Hanzo, who has the title of "God of Ninja", is also in a panic under the offensive of sixty-sixty-year-old warriors and Lu Bu, and has been using [Ninjutsu · Ninja Clone] to shoot left and right.
"Baga! You are targeting me! Look at the tricks! Profound Truth, Destruction of Heavenly Demons!"
Hattori Hanzo separated dozens of shadow clones in an instant, forming a ten-direction demon-slaying formation, and in an instant, several energy beams were lasing!
The sixtieth warrior and Lu Bu, who were in the formation, used their respective defensive skills.
"U-shaped shield!"
"Wu Shuang Skill Luan Wu Spring and Autumn!"
And Dongfang Bubai, who was watching the battle from the side, couldn't help but feel itchy. She claimed to be the best in martial arts in the world, and as the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, she was never afraid of any opponent!
"Feifei, be careful, I'll cheer for you~ha~"
The dead eunuch Wei Zhongxian looked at Dongfang Bubai affectionately.
But Dongfang Bubai didn't appreciate it, she pushed Wei Zhongxian away, and then with a wave of her hand, the embroidery needle in her hand flew towards the sixty-year-old warrior.
The Quartet Brawl has officially begun!
The sixtieth warrior waved the Eight-faced Han sword in his hand: "The power of dawn!"
Lu Bu threw Fang Tianhua's halberd, which had been cut in two, into the sky: "Storm whirling blade!"
……
Love Apartment, 3601.
At this moment, everyone is attracted by this blockbuster visual effect. Although there is basically no plot, it does not prevent them from having a good time!
"What about me? I play Diao Chan, so I should be on stage right away!"
Tang Youyou didn't even bother to eat the beef buns, and asked Chen Meijia anxiously when she would play.
"Of course, you're on your way here!"
Chen Meijia answered swearingly.
……
The screen changed to the top of the Forbidden City.
"At this time, Diao Chan is still on the way to ride a horse."
The distant and misty narration sounded, but this did not prevent the fierce battle from all sides.
The golden armored warrior blessed with the power of the flower fairy, Lu Bu, the strongest man on land, Hattori Hanzo, the god of ninjas, and the number one Dongfang Bubai in the world, the four of them fought together.
"Nirvana - Arrival of the Flower God!"
In an instant, flowers bloomed like a sea on the top of the Forbidden City, and the golden armored warrior laughed in the bushes.
The mental damage caused by this smile to the enemy is +10086!
"stop!"
A voice sounded from a distant place, and the owner of this voice was Diao Chan, who had come late.
It's just that when the camera zoomed in, the audience discovered that Diao Chan was still a stickman.
……
The fantasy is over.
"No, it's gone? Why am I a stickman!" Ms. Tang felt aggrieved.
"The director sent me these shot scripts, and he said that Diao Chan hadn't started drawing yet." Chen Meijia said leisurely.
"After time travel, shouldn't we fall in love?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt very unhappy that the character Dongfang Bubai didn't accept his affection.
Lu Ziqiao: "Although there is basically no plot, I have to say that it is very tasteful!"
"agree!"
Zhang Wei, Hu Yifei, Guan Gu, Ziqiao, and Xinling are very satisfied with the plot.
"How much money does the special effects of this movie cost?"
From the perspective of an investor, Qin Yu said with emotion. Qin Yu has heard that the special effects of the 2010 "Armor Warrior: Emperor Hero" are also very cool. At that time, which investor behind it was not full of confidence? Full?
In the end, the box office was a mess. The special effects of that movie burned money, and directly burned the company behind it out of business!
"Meijia, sign me, I am the young master!"
"Sign me, sign me, I was born to play Lu Bu's man!"
……
Zhang Weizi Qiao and others took this matter seriously. It seemed that they really wanted to enter the entertainment industry.
"Don't worry, hey, the director just called, let me ask." Chen Meijia took out her mobile phone and said calmly.
Chen Meijia began to answer the phone, and the expressions on everyone's faces changed from expectations at the beginning to disappointment - because the director didn't fool around with the investment, and this drama is still a "three-no product".
The money is not enough, the actors are undecided, and the script is not yet available.
And the director said that even if the filming is really going to start, these main roles are not prepared for Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao. people.
Hu Yifei pointed at herself with disbelief: "Song Bingjia."
Zhang Wei: "Cannon fodder B."
Guan Gu: "Rogue C."
Lu Ziqiao: "Bandit Ding."
In the end, there was Tang Youyou, who was sad and sad: "There is also a stickman riding a horse!"
Seeing the miserable scene of the crowd, Ji Nuolan, who had been stern and depressed, finally burst out laughing.
Ji Nuolan laughed, and Qin Yu followed suit.
Qin Yu picked up the script on the dining table that was regarded as a treasure by everyone just now, but now it is regarded as a poor shoe.
"Don't...don't worry, there are cases in this "Agent Broker - From Getting Started to Burying into the Earth". I will definitely find a way to turn things around again!"
Chen Meijia implores everyone to trust her again.
But obviously, Tang Youyou and the others didn't buy it:
"You're Fired!" 7
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In the afternoon, the autumn air is crisp and the sky is high and the clouds are light.
Love Apartment, 3603.
Zhang Wei was walking back and forth in the living room, disturbing Ji Nuolan so much that he couldn't concentrate on reading.
"Tsk, Zhang Wei, don't be silly, just hit if you want."
Ji Nuolan asked Zhang Wei to ask Weiwei out decisively, and don't keep wandering around here disturbing her reading.
"But... Jiji... Sister-in-law, will it be a bit abrupt for me to call so abruptly now? And I'm still her defeated opponent, will she not be interested in what I'm talking about?"
Zhang Wei was very hesitant about this.
"Hey, Zhang Wei, are you so tangled up like this? Master, how do I usually teach you that sometimes the charm of a man is simple and rough, hit a straight ball and resign to fate." Lu Ziqiao complained from the side.
"When I was 20, I yelled to the sky that my fate was up to me, but now I'm 27 and I just want God to stop playing with me.
So I think it's unreliable for you to resign yourself to fate. "
Zhang Wei rejected Lu Ziqiao's suggestion.
"Sister Xinling, you, you... Do you think I should add Weiwei's Weibo first to find some common topics?"
"Then if you added Weibo, Brother Zhang Wei, you find that you and Weiwei still have no common topics, what should you do?" Sister Xinling asked her question.
"I can cooperate with her, and I can also pay attention to these things. Isn't there something to talk about?" Zhang Wei Licking Dog spoke.
"How did Master teach you? Picking up girls is not just about pandering. A man must have a good accent!" Lu Ziqiao·Human Sober
"Is playing Weibo very boring?" Zhang Wei asked Sister Xinling.
"That depends on whether the profile picture is handsome or not." Xinling, who was changing shoes, replied.
Sister Xinling changed her shoes because she was going out to buy vegetables in the vegetable market. The private clothes worn by Sister Xinling today are very everyday. Baseball jacket + high-waisted jeans + canvas shoes are full of energy. All the grandpas and aunts in the vegetable market will definitely like Xin Sister Ling!
"Like... I'm so handsome?" Zhang Wei pointed to himself.
"Very lacklustre." Xinling answered immediately.
"Zhang Wei, there is no way out from hiding behind Weibo and peeping, it will only expose your wretched true nature!" Lu Ziqiao hated that iron can't be made into steel.
As soon as Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, Qin Yu opened the door and walked in:
"Zhang Wei, Yu Mo just sent me a message saying that Weiwei is drinking in her bar. Didn't the psychiatrist say that someone needs to tie the bell to untie the bell? Go talk to Weiwei, maybe you can Cure your stuttering problem."
"Let's go now, Zhang Wei. I'll be your wingman. I don't believe that you, a wretched voyeur, can't be cured today."
Lu Ziqiao took Zhang Wei to the Lonely Corner Bar together.
Sister Xinling greeted Qin Yu and went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.
After Xin Ling left, only Qin Yu and Ji Nuolan were left in the room.
"Lanlan, why don't we go to the bar as a group of relatives and friends for Zhang Wei?" Qin Yu leaned into Ji Nuolan's ear and said.
Qin Yu found that Ji Nuolan had fallen into a depressed mood recently, which was specifically manifested in the fact that she had no interest in anything outside - she said she wanted to read, but Qin Yu found that after one afternoon, The pages of the book in Ji Nuolan's hand were not turned at all.
Qin Yu was a little worried about this.
"I'm not interested. Zhang Wei and the others finally left. Can you just let me be quiet for a while?"
Ji Nuolan didn't even cast a glance at Qin Yu, her face was expressionless and her tone was calm.
However, this appearance of Ji Nuolan did not frighten Qin Yu. Suddenly, Qin Yu hugged Ji Nuolan to the princess, and was so scared that Ji Nuolan dropped the book in his hand——The book is "She Brighter Than Fireworks".
"Put me down!"
"Don't let it go."
"If you don't let me go, I will hate you forever!"
"casual."
"...I will really hate you for the rest of my life."
Ji Nuolan burst into tears and whispered softly.
When Qin Yu heard this, he hugged Ji Nuolan even tighter.
Ji Nuolan doesn't actually hate Qin Yu, she actually hates the ignorant [Ji Nuolan] ten years ago, she hates her waywardness, hates her for turning herself into a... that can't lay eggs hen.
But Qin Yu hugged Ji Nuolan tightly, he never separated from her, only death in this life.
This made Ji Nuolan burst into tears.
Qin Yu likes other women, and there is an inevitable reason why Qin Yu wants other women to continue his blood and inherit his family;
But Qin Yu likes Ji Nuolan only because she is Ji Nuolan, that's all, nothing else.
……
He loves her, and this trip will never turn back. It is because he knows that he can't do it, because she will always be the number one in his youthful memory.
(End of this chapter)