Chapter 18 Master? What Master?
Chapter 18 Master? What Master?
[Just now when the host was talking about the miraculous things that happened to Iron Man's brother, he had this expression. I guess what happened to Wang Hua must be very weird too! ]
[Yeah! The small stool is ready, waiting to eat melon! ]
[Well, since something has happened, should we call the police first? ]
Netizens were talking one after another, making the uncle a little confused. Originally, he was just guessing whether something had happened to Wang Hua, but now that the master has confirmed it, he can't help but feel a little panicked. However, the master's expression seemed as if the matter was not simple.
"Master, what happened to Wang Hua?"
The uncle asked, Chi Qiao thought for a moment and asked, "Have you heard of sexual brain?"
[Sexual brain? What the hell? ]
[I've heard of love brain, is it the same? ]
【Oh my god! I've encountered this before! I don't know what happened, but one day the security guard in our community came to me with flowers and confessed his love for me. I was stunned at the time because I didn't even know him! The security guard said that I winked at him every day. I almost wanted to curse him. Who winked at him? Later, my colleague said that he was a person with a sex-oriented brain. He thought that others were interested in him just by looking at him casually! 】
This netizen used his own personal experience to explain what sexual affinity brain is. Chi Qiao further added: "People with sexual affinity brain usually think about anyone and anything from the perspective of sexual affinity between the opposite sex, whether the other person is interested in him or her, and whether the other person is suitable to be his or her partner. Between the same sex, they think about whether he or she will compete with me for someone. The so-called female competition is one of the symptoms."
[Why does this sound so scary to me? Could it be that Wang Hua has also met such a person? ]
[I thought it was pretty creepy, but the host's last 'symptom' made me laugh. Yes! This is a disease and needs to be treated!]
After the uncle understood the term sexual brain with difficulty, he asked Chi Qiao, "What is the relationship between Wang Hua and this sexual brain?"
"There is a female colleague in his team who thinks in this way. As the team leader, Wang Hua takes care of the new colleague, such as helping her move the computer, introducing the team members, and explaining more about work. These are normal behaviors, but in the eyes of people with sexual brain thinking, these behaviors are interesting to her.
She began to show her kindness to Wang Hua frequently, bringing him breakfast or inviting him to the movies. Although she was tactfully rejected by Wang Hua, she just thought that Wang Hua must be shy or had low self-esteem and felt that he was not worthy of her, so he rejected her. Even when Wang Hua told her that he already had a girlfriend, the female colleague just thought that was an excuse.
She then showed her affection to Wang Hua even more, and soon the whole office knew about it. Wang Hua was also very tired, so he organized a dinner party for the team members and brought his girlfriend along. In order to make the female colleague give up, Wang Hua and his girlfriend showed their affection during the dinner.
Then... the female colleague turned evil. She ambushed Wang Hua on the road he had to take to go home. When Wang Hua was coming home from overtime, she attacked him from behind, knocked him out and took him to an unfinished building.
Chi Qiao said a lot of things at once, and his mouth felt a little dry, so he picked up the water cup and drank some water, glancing at the comments.
[Oh my god! I hope Wang Hua won't be dismembered! ]
[Dude, did you listen to the class carefully? Didn’t the host say that Wang Hua can only go to see his grandmother in two days? ]
[This woman is so scary! Why would someone think this way? ]
"Is Wang Hua's life in danger now? Should I call the police?"
The uncle had three mobile phones, two for taking orders and one for personal use. The personal phone was used to connect with Chi Qiao, so he picked up one of the other two and waited for Chi Qiao's instructions before calling the police.
Chi Qiao was a little confused. The last person she wanted to deal with in the scientific world was the hat guy. But after thinking about the combat capability of her female colleague, she finally said, "Call the police. They are in XXX."
Chi Qiao told the address, and the uncle quickly unlocked his phone and dialed 110.
"Hey! I want to call the police! Someone's been kidnapped!"
The uncle didn't know what to say, and finally used the word kidnapping.
The police officer immediately became serious when he heard about the kidnapping. "Who was kidnapped? What's the specific situation?"
"It's a white-collar worker in a company, named Wang Hua. He was kidnapped by a female colleague and is now in XXX. Go and rescue him quickly. The master said that if no one rescues him in two days, Wang Hua will go to see his grandmother!"
The uncle was very anxious, but when he heard the word "Master", he was stunned for a moment, and his tone became relaxed, a little speechless, "Master? What Master?"
The uncle then told the police officer about his experience of having his fortune told by a fortune teller in the live broadcast room. The police officer was even more speechless and advised him, "Uncle, please believe in science and don't be superstitious! Also, tell me the fortune teller's live broadcast account and I will contact the relevant personnel to find out."
Isn't this spreading feudal superstition!
The uncle was stunned. Why didn’t he go and save people, but instead wanted to learn about Master Sanye!
But think about it, if Master Sanye hadn't said right away what he wanted to predict, he wouldn't have believed that someone could predict fortunes so accurately!
Chi Qiao on the other side of the video was also stunned. Was she going to be invited for tea?
The uncle also thought of this. He didn't want to cause any trouble, so he chuckled and said, "Well, sorry, I was just joking with you. In fact, no one was kidnapped, and there is no master. Well, I'm going to hang up first!"
After saying that, he quickly hung up the phone.
【Hahaha! Uncle is so smart! 】
[What should we do now? How can we save Wang Hua? ]
As the barrage was asking, the uncle's cell phone rang. It was the police officer calling back.
The uncle was about to hang up, but Chi Qiao said, "Please answer it. I'll talk to him."
Huh? The uncle looked at Chi Qiao and saw that Chi Qiao was confident, so he had no choice but to answer the phone.
"Uncle, what's going on? Don't be fooled. There have been a lot of fraud cases recently, and the tricks are endless."
The uncle was acting strangely, and the police officer was afraid that he was being cheated, so he called him and tried to persuade him earnestly. But as he was speaking, he was interrupted by a clear female voice.
"Hello, I'm Wang Hua's sister, my name is Wang Sanye. I haven't been able to contact my brother for half a month. There's a female colleague in my brother's company who keeps pestering him, and I suspect that my brother's disappearance has something to do with that female colleague. Yesterday I secretly followed that female colleague and found that she went to an abandoned building after get off work. I didn't dare to get close to her, but I saw my brother tied up by her from a distance. You must save my brother!"
Chi Qiao spoke with great emotion, and the police officer was obviously overwhelmed by her, and there was no sound for a long time.
【Master: Blah blah blah! Me: Hmm???】
[Hahahaha! Metaphysics doesn’t work for me, I’ll study science! ]
[Wang Sanye? Hahaha! Master, I am your long-lost sister. My name is Sanbengzi! ]
[The one in front, you are making a fool of yourself, right? Hahaha! ]
Grandma Chi, sitting in the shade of a tree in the courtyard, spat out a mouthful of tea, looked at her little granddaughter on the phone, and the corners of her mouth twitched. Her little granddaughter was quite humorous.
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