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268、Which One Do You Fancy (Kneeling To Subscribe)

When the photographer returned to Jiang Mingyan's house with the steamed buns and soy milk, he felt something was wrong again.

Damn, he doesn't have the key to Jiang Mingyan's house, how can he get in?

So, he turned on the door-knocking mode again.

It's a pity that Jiang Xiaomi and the others had already gone to school, while Jiang Mingyan and Chen Xiaoran were in the room, sleeping soundly, and didn't hear the knock on the door at all.

So, the photographer knocked on the door and shouted: "-Open the door, Brother Jiang!"

"Brother Jiang, open the door!"

The passing neighbors looked at the photographer curiously, and suddenly their eyes lit up, thinking of something, "Oh boy, you are the one in this family, the photographer..."

"Photographer!" the photographer reminded.

"Ah, that's right!" The old lady next door said excitedly, "Hey, why are you locked out?"

The photographer wanted to cry, "Brother Jiang and the others are still resting, I bought them breakfast and sent Xiaomi to school..."

"Hey, what a good boy!" The old lady looked at the photographer with a smile, but that gaze always made the photographer's scalp tingle, what's going on, "What's wrong?

The photographer laughed dryly, not knowing how to answer.

The old lady didn't think about him answering, but said to herself: "Xiao Jiang is a hardworking person, why didn't he get up today?"

The photographer continued to laugh dryly, "Maybe?"

At the same time, feeling a little socially afraid, he thought to himself, why is this Aunt still not leaving? I am not good at chatting with old people! Min!!

The old lady couldn't see what the photographer was thinking at all, or even if she could see it, she didn't care, the aunt is the most arrogant person!

Sure enough, the old lady smiled and asked, "How old is the young man?"

"Twenty-four." The photographer replied obediently.

"Oh, not bad, do you have a girlfriend?" The old lady hurriedly asked, and before the photographer could answer, she continued, "I have a niece, who is three years older than you, just right

I don't have a boyfriend yet!"

Seeing the photographer's expression, the old lady didn't wait for him to speak, and continued like a machine gun: "I also have a distant niece, who is the same age as you, and she is also pretty! Young man, what do you think!"

The photographer only felt that the old lady looked at him, as if she was looking at the piglets waiting to be slaughtered in the pigsty, and she was choosing which one to slaughter today.

The photographer quickly shook his head and said, "Thank you, thank you Aunt..."

Before he finished speaking, the old lady asked excitedly: "How about it, which one do you like?"

The photographer was so frightened that he took a step back, bumped into the door, and made a "boom", he laughed dryly twice, and said, "I, I have a girlfriend!"

The old lady said with a face of disapproval: "Oh, young man, don't lie to me. I don't know that you come here every day! You come here alone!"

"I, I'm working!" The photographer quickly defended himself, oh no, quickly defended himself.

The old lady disagreed even more, "Young man can't lie!"

"I really have it, Aunt!"

Who would have thought that the old lady would stare at him suddenly, and said: "A liar is not good enough for my girl! Hmph! 0"

Said, and left soon.

The photographer finally breathed a sigh of relief, the aunt's fighting power is really strong, he felt shocked.

So he hurriedly continued to knock on the door, "Brother, open the door for me! Brother!"

"Let me in, brother!"

The photographer's knock on the door did not attract Jiang Mingyan's attention, but the netizens in the live broadcast room heard it.

After all, the camera rack is in the living room.

【Wait a minute, is there someone knocking on the door?】

【Really? I heard a knock on the door...... I knocked for a while, then knocked again after a while......】

【In the early morning, who will it be?】

【Brother Jiang can’t even hear you?】

【Emmm, is there a way to see that Brother Jiang has been squeezed dry, so he can't get up...】

【(Shocked) Isn’t Brother Jiang dead?】

【Is it not possible after being squeezed dry?】

【Laughing to death, don't speculate about Brother Jiang casually!】

【So who will knock on the door now?】

【Blind guess is the photographer? Didn’t he go out to buy breakfast for Xiaomi and Brother Jiang?】

【So, breakfast was locked out?】

[Laughing to death, brother Jiang and the others are sleeping soundly, what should I do? I think the photographer is a bit miserable! 】

【(covering his face and crying) So he didn't think about it before going out?】

【Based on the photographer's brain capacity, it probably wouldn't be considered, right?】

[Laughing to death, please don’t mock the photographer? It’s not easy for others (dog head)]

【If you upstairs don't show any expression, I will believe you!】

【Hey, I don't know if breakfast will be cold...】

【Why do you care so much? Anyway, we can't eat it!】

【Still in bed, if only someone brought me breakfast!】

[I suggest you continue to sleep, you will have everything in your dreams!]

[Hahaha I laughed so hard, I just woke up, and you still let me daydream, you are not hurt!]

The photographer knocked on the door and yelled in despair, feeling a little thirsty, he opened a cup of soy milk and knocked on the door while drinking.

After a while, the daily cup of soy milk arrived.

However, there was no movement on the other side of the door, and the photographer was sad and desperate.

Then, after drinking soy milk, the stamina came, and the photographer only felt that he wanted to go to the toilet so badly that he was choking to death, so he knocked harder.

"Brother, open the door for me, brother! Brother!"

"Please brother!"

"Bang bang bang! bang bang bang!"

*****

Finally, when the bladder was about to explode, the door was finally opened.

Jiang Mingyan was yawning and leaning against the door. He was about to speak when the photographer rushed inside.

Before Jiang Mingyan could react, two drawers of cold steamed buns and a cup of soy milk were stuffed into his hands. Of course, there was also a cup of soy milk after drinking.

Jiang Ming said: "..

He saw, good guy, the photographer was rushing into the bathroom of his house at a speed of 100 meters.

Jiang Mingyan: "........."

Jiang Mingyan yawned. After closing the door, he put the steamed buns on the table. It was already cold. After thinking about it, he went to the kitchen and started the fire again.

The movement of the photographer also attracted the attention of the live broadcast room.

【Hahaha, Brother Jiang is finally up!】

【Counted, just now the photographer knocked a total of 700 times!】

【You upstairs are so boring!】

【There is no such thing as an integer, the upstairs is just nonsense, I counted, and they knocked 811 times!】

【Niu, brothers, I can see that you are really bored!】

【Brother Jiang finally saved the photographer!】

·Ask for flowers...

【Photographer: This is my most miserable morning!】

【I just came here, are you just laughing directly?】

【The steamed buns are cold, it shows how cruel Brother Jiang is to the photographer!】

【The cameraman's speed is a little too fast! The 100-meter sprint can't be done without him!】

【Hahaha I laughed so hard, I probably finished drinking a cup of soy milk, I can't hold it anymore!】

【It's really difficult for men! So why didn't he find a place to solve it first?】

【Perhaps he has his own ideas?】

[Laughing to death, I think he was afraid that after he left, he would never be able to get in again. 】

【Photographer: I've been knocking for so long, I can't give up all my efforts!】

【Sure enough, you are patient. If it were me, you would be so angry!】

【Is there such a possibility? The photographer is also very angry, but he wants to go to the bathroom!】

After the photographer came out of the bathroom, he showed an expression of "he finally came back to life", which made Jiang Mingyan stunned.

Before Jiang Mingyan could ask a question, the photographer's mouth "thushed" like a machine gun and told Jiang Mingyan what happened to him.

0............

Of course, this did not arouse Jiang Mingyan's sympathy at all, and Jiang Mingyan even wanted to laugh a little.

If he hadn't looked at the photographer's pitiful appearance, Jiang Mingyan said that he would have laughed out loud.

In the end, the photographer pointed at Jiang Mingyan with his palms up, and then made a gesture of asking for money with his thumb and index finger.

Jiang Mingyan yawned and walked to the kitchen, "My steamed buns seem to be ready, I'll go and see them three times."

Photographer: Did he not make bold enough gestures? Jiang Mingyan didn't see it? He looked at his hands and fell into deep thought.

So, he decided to wait for Jiang Mingyan to come out before talking about it.

Jiang Mingyan took a steamed stuffed bun, and of course he came out quickly. The photographer took two steps forward when Chen Xiaoran also came out.

Of course, when Chen Xiaoran came out, he couldn't attract any attention from the photographer, because the photographer felt that the most important thing now was his own Mane.

He walked up to Jiang Mingyan, Jiang Mingyan glanced at him, and handed the bowl in his hand to the photographer.

Photographer: "???"

Jiang Mingyan said with a smile: "Thank you for your help, alas, you are really taking the initiative nowadays, young man."

The young photographer who took the initiative was stunned for a moment, and put the things on the table in a daze.

Jiang Mingyan went back to the kitchen to get the soy milk, and saw that Chen Xiaoran had already sat down at the table, Jiang Mingyan shouted loudly: "Daughter-in-law, there is only one cup of soy milk, let's share it?"

"Huh?" Chen Xiaoran asked in surprise, "Who buys only one cup of soy milk? It's not enough!"

As soon as the photographer put the steamed buns on the table, he deeply felt that he had been caught by the cue. He was shocked and looked up to meet Chen Xiaoran's gaze.

Photographer: "..." He quickly explained, "I knocked on the door for a long time just now, and I was really thirsty, so I just had a drink...

As he spoke, he lowered his head deeply. Under Chen Xiaoran's gaze, all his movements seemed to have nowhere to hide.

Moreover, I feel deeply guilty...

what's the matter

Jiang Mingyan came out, saw this situation, and quickly persuaded him: "What, the young man didn't do it on purpose, there is a reason for the situation, the reason for the situation...

With that said, Jiang Mingyan gave the photographer a look to reassure him. .