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The next day, before the photographer arrived at Jiang Mingyan's house, he went out.

So, when the photographer saw the sleepy Jiang Xiaomi, he asked very gently and patiently, "Xiaomi, where is your father?"

After all, it was Jiang Mingyan who usually opened the door, and the photographer was used to it, but when he first saw Jiang Xiaomi, he was a little uncomfortable.

It's a crime to let a child open the door.

Jiang Xiaomi rubbed her eyes, "I don't know..." Her voice was a little low, and after opening the door, she turned and walked to her room.

The photographer followed him in, and said earnestly: "Xiaomi, next time you open the door, you must confirm who knows who knows it? You can't open the door just by random people. What if bad people come?"

I don't know why, when the photographer saw Jiang Xiaomi's innocent and lovely appearance, he immediately entered the mode of thinking about it, as if he was afraid that Jiang Xiaomi might encounter some danger.

Jiang Xiaomi didn't answer, but just asked, "Then Uncle is a bad guy?"

"Me? Of course I'm not!"

"That's fine."

"Hey? That's not what they said..." the photographer said while setting up his camera, and opened the live broadcast room casually, "I'm just telling you, what if there are bad guys?

So next time you have to see clearly before you open the door, you know?"

As a result, the netizens who had just flooded in heard the photographer's words, and their faces were confused.

what happened

But they soon saw Jiang Xiaomi in the living room, wearing pajamas, still rubbing his eyes, and seemed to be going to his room.

Hearing what the photographer said, Jiang Xiaomi replied casually: "Oh, I see, I won't open the door for you next time.

Photographer:

[Hahahaha, although I don't know what happened, but it seems that the photographer seems to be deflated by 820. 】

[Laughing to death, the photographer looked like he wanted to educate Xiaomi, but it was obviously shooting himself in the foot. 】

[Hahaha, we Xiaomi, do we still need other people to educate us? After all, it was brought up by the 800-minded Jiang Mingyan. 】

[Hahaha, you upstairs, don't talk nonsense, Jiang Mingyan doesn't have 800 minds alone, it's obvious that the father and daughter only have them. 】

[Photographer: I don’t know who has it, but I was hurt. 】

【Why did Xiaomi come to open the door today? Could it be that Jiang Mingyan... (smirk)】

[It was quite normal at first, but when I saw this expression, I felt a little abnormal (dog head)]

【Laughing and crying, it’s even more abnormal to see your dog-headed expression, okay?】

【Hahaha, it's interesting, maybe Jiang Mingyan just went to bed late, what are you guessing about?】

【Hey, where did we guess randomly, it's just that we went to bed late (dog head)】

【It doesn't look very serious......】

[Hahaha, who is more dishonest...

【What's the situation now? Xiaomi wanted to go back to the room, but was blocked by the photographer?】

【The photographer is really bad!】

【Hahaha, I feel like the photographer wanted to tell Jiang Xiaomi not to open the door to strangers casually, and then Jiang Xiaomi said, Got it, I won’t open the door for you next time

【Hahaha, is the photographer so interesting? Next time, maybe Xiaomi really won’t open it for him. 】

【Xiaomi: I do what I say!】

【Photographer: I'm really tied to Q!】

[…]

The photographer quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, Xiaomi, I just said, if you see it's me, you can continue to open the door for me.

Only then did Jiang Xiaomi look back at the photographer, and smiled "gentlely" at him, "I only opened the door when I saw Uncle, but now it seems that I opened the door too much, Uncle seems I prefer to be outside!"

Photographer: "I'm not I don't have..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Xiaomi continued: "Also, I knew what Uncle said when I was three years old!"

Photographer: "...sloppy."

So, Jiang Xiaomi turned around and went back to her room, the door was slammed shut in front of the photographer.

The photographer felt for a moment that Jiang Xiaomi actually wanted to slam the door in his face, but since he was a little far away from the door, Jiang Xiaomi could only settle for the next best thing.

The photographer touched his nose, showing a helpless expression.

It turns out that children learn this so early? It seems that I have to write down this knowledge and teach it to my children earlier. Maybe my children can be as cool as Jiang Xiaomi.

Thinking of this, the photographer showed a knowing smile, then took out his phone and started sending messages to Qiao Lin.

Of course, Qiao Lin would not reply to him so early.

But it doesn't matter, the photographer decided, and he will keep posting it until Qiao Lin replies positively.

As for the photographer at this moment, he didn't even know that he sent too many messages, and he would be punished by Qiao Lin in the future, so let him be a little bit lucky now.

[Hahaha I laughed so hard, the photographer was really ridiculed. 】

【Things that I knew at the age of three, now I will talk about it. Isn’t the photographer free?】

【Ha, the photographer is mainly kind. He didn't know that Jiang Xiaomi knew so much at the age of three. 】

【So, no one thinks that three years old is an exaggeration? Who can remember what happened when they were three years old?】

【Yes, where did the memory come from when I was three years old? So, the photographer was tricked again?】

[Photographer: Shit, labor and capital are used to it, this father and daughter are really 800-hearted. 】

【Hahaha I laughed so hard, is it normal for photographers?】

【Hey, the empty live broadcast room is really boring...】

[Jiang Ge Jiang Ge, call Jiang Ge, Xiao Ran Xiao Ran, call Xiao Ran. 】

[Call Xiaomi, Xiaomi, Xiaomai, you can get up and go to school. 】

【So, so boring, what are you doing up so early?】

(ciae) [Oh, I haven't slept yet, I'll sleep again later. 】

【...6】

When the photographer sat in the living room for a while and sent Qiao Lin a dozen messages in a row.

Not only did he wait until Jiang Xiaomi and Chen Mai came out, but he also got Qiao Lin's word "scroll".

Holding the phone, the photographer thought excitedly that Qiao Lin must love him so much that he let himself roll to her side.

So the photographer replied: Bao, I will go there after get off work!

He thought for a while, and then sent another sentence: Remember to take care of your own hungry treasure!

But as the message was sent, he found a big red exclamation mark appeared on the chat interface between him and Qiao Lin.

The photographer was a little shocked, and then he understood, "I still love me, knowing that I am too tired from work, let me play with my mobile phone less, so that my eyes don't get tired."

The photographer looked up and saw Jiang Xiaomi staring at him dumbfounded, he couldn't help but frowned, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Xiaomi silently gave him a thumbs up, "Uncle, you are a role model for everyone to learn from!"

"That's right!" The photographer replied very shyly, not understanding the deep meaning in Jiang Xiaomi's words.

There is no hope! This was what Jiang Xiaomi was thinking, so she took Chen Xiaomai to the kitchen to get out her own breakfast.

When Jiang Mingyan went out, he put their breakfast in the pot so that it would not be cold.

Well, it'll be cold too, but it's better than just sitting on the table.

After all, Chen Xiaoran can't get up, and Jiang Xiaomi can only be a lonely cabbage.

Of course, this little cabbage doesn't really care, anyway, after so many years, I'm used to it...

Something is wrong, the former Chen Xiaoran was still very diligent and would take care of her to go to school, why has she become more and more lazy since participating in the program?

Jiang Xiaomi thought about this, but quickly followed Chen Mai to bring the things to the table.

Jiang Mingyan's level is good, comparable to a chef, and he is naturally good at making breakfast. When Jiang Xiaomi scooped up the porridge and was sitting on the stool to eat, she suddenly felt a very strong gaze. ,

It feels like a very longing.

Jiang Xiaomi glanced at Chen Mai, who was looking at his porridge.

So, Jiang Xiaomi raised her head, and met the eye of the "watching" photographer.

Jiang Xiaomi then warmly greeted, "Do you want Uncle to come too?"

"Can you?" the photographer asked in surprise.

"If I say no, will you not eat it?" Jiang Xiaomi gritted his teeth and asked.

"Then.....it won't be..." So the photographer happily sat next to Jiang Xiaomi, "Oh, I don't have any porridge yet."

So he unceremoniously went to the kitchen to ladle the porridge.

Jiang Xiaomi looked at his back with an angry expression.

"Xiaomi?" Chen Mai gave Jiang Xiaomi a puzzled look.

Jiang Xiaomi snorted, I've never seen such a shameless person!"

Chen Mai: ""

The photographer didn't know that he was shameless, so he happily came over with his own bowl. Jiang Xiaomi saw that it was a big bowl.

The photographer is really rude, he almost regards this place as his own home.

Of course the photographer was not polite, he said it all, Jiang Mingyan's is his, he just finished his porridge, it shouldn't be too much.

Jiang Xiaomi was so angry that his teeth were itchy, and suddenly he thought of something, "Uncle, you haven't finished the porridge, have you? My mother hasn't had it yet, if she doesn't have breakfast, she will be very angry

Hearing this, the photographer got goosebumps behind him, thinking of Chen Xiaoran's angry face...

The photographer let out a cry, wanting to cry, "I'll buy it later..."

"Then Uncle has to pay attention, my mother doesn't eat everything!" Jiang Xiaomi continued, determined to teach this shameless person in front of him a lesson.

So, the photographer took a mobile phone to write down what Chen Xiaoran likes to eat. Seeing the screen in front of him, the photographer fell into deep thought, "Do you eat so much for breakfast?"

"Eating can't stop your mouth!"

The photographer then shut up, as much as possible, who made him greedy and scooped up all the porridge.

No, no, is Chen Xiao the only one who wants to eat again? What about Jiang Mingbai?

The photographer asked this question strangely.

"Oh, my dad? He's out?"

"Huh? What did you do? I'm his photographer!"

"It seems that I went to the program group to find the director."

Photographer: "???"

"They said they were leaving the show!"

Photographer: "!!!!"