sbdcsierra 192. Mental Age Is About The Same As That Of Xiaomi
192. Mental Age Is About The Same As That Of Xiaomi
What happened to Jiang Xiaomi's eating and broadcasting?
It was the photographer who found the best angle to shoot, just like those Internet celebrities eating and broadcasting.
Of course, Jiang Xiaomi really eats it!
Time went back to a few hours ago, after Jiang Mingyan left, Jiang Xiaomi, who was so bored, couldn't sit down anymore, and bumped into the photographer face to face.
The two lamented that Jiang Mingyan had no martial virtues, and left them behind.
Having said that, the two quickly reached a consensus and started to crusade against Jiang Mingyan together.
Of course, the two elementary school students don't have the idea of crusades, and it's not very important.
Although the photographer is so old, for some people, he is really no different from a primary school student.
It can be seen from the pleasant communication between him and Jiang Xiaomi.
Who can communicate with elementary school students so happily? Isn't that elementary school students?
Jiang Xiaomi sighed, put his hands on his chin and asked Jiang Mingyan, "Uncle, do you have a girlfriend?"
The photographer also sighed, "Yes, although I don't know if there will be any later."
When Jiang Xiaomi heard this, she immediately showed a gloating expression, "Uncle, have you been abandoned too?"
"Not yet." The photographer thought that Jiang Xiaomi's expression was the same as Jiang Mingyan's. This inheritance is so powerful that it can make the expressions exactly the same. The photographer remembered that Jiang Mingyan also had this expression when he was gloating.
I always feel that it makes people want to get started.
Thinking of this, the photographer pinched Jiang Xiaomi's face with his hands.
It made Jiang Xiaomi dissatisfied, "Uncle, don't touch me casually, or I will tell your girlfriend that you touched other girls!"
"Huh?" The photographer looked at Jiang Xiaomi in shock, "But you are a child!"
"Don't underestimate children! There is a boy in our class, and he already has a girlfriend!"
Hearing this gossip for the first time, the photographer's eyes straightened, "But how old are you?"
"Uncle, you are so low, what age do you need to fall in love, if you want to fall in love, you can be at any age.
The photographer was confused by Jiang Xiaomi's serious attitude, and began to recall his own past.
When I was studying, I was ordered not to fall in love. Even when I was in college, the photographer still remembers that his parents often taught him this way.
So he was very obedient and well-behaved, not to mention girls' hands for so many years, he even seldom talked.
This also led to him having no experience with girls at all.
Then as soon as he graduated, his mother said: "You are not too young, it's time to get married."
Photographer: "??? But I haven't fallen in love yet."
"What are you panicking about? Hurry up and look for it." The photographer's mother waved her hand and sent the photographer off to find a relationship.
In the eyes of the photographer's mother, getting married is too simple, just like finding a carrot and cabbage. ,
So she didn't worry at all about whether the photographer would find it.
But this is really a big problem for photographers.
He's a straight guy, he doesn't even have any experience with girls, how can he find someone to fall in love with?
The photographer is in a desperate situation.
Of course, this is not important, the important thing is that he ran.
A little farther away from home, he thought, he would not be urged to marry, so he left his hometown and came to Linhai City
It's not that he boasted, the people in the village can't drink well water until now, after all, he carried it away.
This is probably not the point, the point is that every time there is a festival, the photographer's family has to urge the marriage.
Of course, it's not just about urging marriage, but also arranging blind dates. The photographer always dresses up like a dog and goes there. He is obviously very satisfied with the woman, but she is always not very satisfied with him.
A relationship ended before it even started, which caused the photographer's mother to look at him not quite right.
But the photographer was also very wronged. What did he do? He didn't do anything.
When I was young, I listened to my mother's words and didn't fall in love. When I grew up, I listened to my mother's words and found a romantic partner after graduation.
But why can't I find it?
It was not easy to find a partner, but because of his best friend's problem, his relationship was in jeopardy.
The photographer hunk sighed, this life is really not easy.
Especially when he heard from Jiang Xiaomi that her classmates were all in love.
No, no, how old are Jiang Xiaomi's classmates?
Is it because I listen to my mother too much, so I can't find a girlfriend?
Looking back on his own life, the photographer finally found some reason.
Seeing the photographer's changing expression, Jiang Xiaomi couldn't help stretching out her little hand, and patted the photographer's shoulder, "Don't be sad, Tianya has no grass, there will be another one without this one.
The photographer said, "Hey, hey." No, no, without this one, there will be no more.
Regarding the photographer's current mood, Jiang Xiaomi said that he has no way to empathize with him, after all, he has not yet reached this age.
Of course the photographer didn't want Jiang Xiaomi to empathize with him, he sighed, "Don't listen to your mother too much, you should talk about it when it's time to fall in love, otherwise you will be like me..."
Jiang Xiaomi blinked her big eyes, "Perhaps Uncle, you should find the problem from yourself."
Photographer: "???"
For example..." Jiang Xiaomi pointed to her face, "When I grow up like me, I don't need a partner, but when I grow up like you..."
Jiang Xiaomi shook his head, not knowing what to say.
But it is also like this, the photographer feels that his young heart has been hurt.
"Wooooow..." the photographer let out a manly lament.
Jiang Xiaomi shook his head, looking very mature and sensible, "Hey, poor..."
Before the photographer finished whining, Lao Jiang came over with braised pork in his hands, let's eat and think about it!"【
Jiang Xiaomi's eyes lit up, and the photographer's eyes lit up as well, and both of them showed foodie expressions.
The live broadcast room was so happy.
[Laughing to death, before the photographer had time to be sad, Lao Jiang came out to speak. 】
【Hahaha laughing, if it's for food, you can throw away anything. 】
[Hey, the photographer is really miserable. I finally found a girlfriend, and now I'm going to be cool again. 】
[In the end, it's Jiang Mingyan's problem. If it weren't for Jiang Mingyan, the photographer's underground love affair could still continue. 】
【Ah, no, it's not over yet, at least the photographer himself is not sure yet. 】
[Sooner or later, it's really too miserable. 】
[Hahaha, I don't feel miserable when I eat. 】
[Jiang Xiaomi can talk more, so talk more, hahaha, if you grow up like her, you really don't have to worry about finding a partner, and you will definitely be chased by mad bees and butterflies in the future, but when you grow up like Queen Dai.... shook his head. 】
【I can only say that shaking your head is even more insulting"?】
[Hahaha, although I don't know if it's more insulting, but I'm sure the photographer was insulted. 】
[It's not important, there are delicious food coming, they don't care about it at all. 】
[That's right, both of them's eyes lit up. 】
[Checked the eyes, although the photographer is very old, but the mental age is estimated to be about the same as Jiang Xiaomi. 】
The discussion in the live broadcast room did not affect the beautiful mood of Jiang Xiaomi and the photographer.
The photographer felt that he had been with Jiang Mingyan and the others for a long time, and his mouth was spoiled.
Just like now, looking at the dishes Lao Jiang brought out, his eyes lit up. After eating too many dishes cooked by Lao Jiang, he felt that what he cooked before was all dog food.
Talking about dog food is all praise. After all, he only knows how to make instant noodles, and everything else is too difficult for him.
Seeing that there were only Jiang Xiaomi and the photographer here, Lao Jiang couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and asked Jiang Xiaomi, ""Where's your dad?"
Jiang Xiaomi's eyeballs were glued to the braised pork, so he couldn't think of anything else, so he said perfunctorily, "I've gone chasing my wife for thousands of miles."
Lao Jiang: "??? This is not far away from Xiaoran? Has your father found you a new mother?"
"Ah?" Jiang Xiaomi looked at his grandfather in shock, not knowing how he thought of such a strange thing.
Lao Jiang gave a dry cough and quickly put down the dishes.
Because it was almost noon, there were already guests outside, so they put the camera in their exclusive box, so they just took pictures of Jiang Xiaomi.
This exclusive box is specially reserved for them. Of course, if there are too many guests, they will still give them to them.
Usually, Jiang Mingyan and the others use it for themselves, and Lao Jiang and the others eat here after they are done working.
So, there are only Jiang Xiaomi and the photographer here now.
Because Lao Jiang and the others basically came to eat when they were done with work, but they were worried that Jiang Xiaomi and the others would be hungry, so they burned them first.
Lao Jiang muttered, "The burning is for three people, who knows that Jiang Mingyan is gone.
Jiang Xiaomi immediately raised her hand: "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will definitely finish eating!"
Hearing Jiang Xiaomi's ambitions, Lao Jiang nodded repeatedly, "Okay, I'm going to finish eating!"
It is the greatest respect for the chef to see what he burned being disced.
The photographer now only has braised pork in his eyes, (Zhao Zhao) didn't think about anything else, so now he just nods.
Lao Jiang put down the braised pork and served them a few more dishes, "You guys eat first, don't be too polite.
The latter sentence is mainly to greet the photographer, but the cheeky photographer, how could he be polite?
He nodded again and again, all he had in his eyes was the braised pork, and he didn't even notice Lao Jiang coming in and out.
Jiang Xiaomi shook his head, "Uncle, you really are, you have to thank my grandpa before eating, you know that?"
When the photographer heard what Jiang Xiaomi said, he couldn't help but gave her a thumbs up, "What you said makes sense.,
Therefore, the next time Lao Jiang came in, he would be greatly appreciated by the photographer.
Lao Jiang: "???" Is there something wrong with this man's head?
Old Jiang didn't bother to pay attention to the photographer. He brought rice to Jiang Xiaomi and told him, "You have to eat well by yourself, you know? Grandpa is busy first.
"Understood, Grandpa." Jiang Xiaomi responded obediently, "I'm already a grown child, so I can eat by myself."
Seeing Jiang Xiaomi patted his chest and reassured, Lao Jiang felt relieved. Now is his busiest time, and he doesn't have time to pay attention to Jiang Xiaomi, but for Jiang Xiaomi, "he is really reassuring.
This child has been sensible since he was a child, and he came to eat by himself.
It also shows from the side that Jiang Mingyan and his wife have a free-ranging attitude towards their children.