156. Your Family Is A Real Dog (Kneeling To Subscribe)
156. Your Family Is A Real Dog (Kneeling To Subscribe)
The photographer looked at the scene in front of him and rubbed his stomach silently.
Fuck, the greedy bug was hooked out.
I really want to eat some.
Is Jiang Mingyan a bit too doggy?
The photographer felt that he should take the initiative.
So, he licked his face and walked in front of Jiang Mingyan, rubbed his hands, and smiled flatteringly: "Brother, you see, I haven't eaten yet, can I have some?"
Jiang Mingyan glanced at the photographer and asked casually, "Aren't you hungry?"
The photographer rubbed his head, "Hehe" laughed twice, "It's not that I wasn't hungry just now, I'm hungry now.
"Oh, then you go aside."
You know, how can Jiang Mingyan, who is ruthless to Jiang Xiaomi, be passionate about photographers?
Anyone who is nice to the photographer is disrespectful to Jiang Xiaomi.
Jiang Mingyan felt that he had done it.
Because the photographer's face collapsed and he looked sad.
"Brother, I'll just grab a little bit, you know, I have a small appetite."
Chen Xiaoran gave the photographer a strange look, and then asked, "Aren't you the one who ate up the rice bucket in the restaurant at noon?"
The photographer blushed, "What is a rice bucket, there is only a little bit in it."
Chen Xiaoran rolled his eyes, "You think 100 million points is 100 million points."
The photographer was very embarrassed, and even twitched a little.
What's wrong with his big appetite, he probably didn't eat anyone's rice.
Oh, he has eaten rice from Jiang Mingyan's house many times, so he shouldn't be disgusted, right?
The photographer looked at Jiang Mingyan pitifully, trying to make Jiang Mingyan's heart be influenced by him, so that he could have a place in this place.
The main thing is to eat something.
Jiang Mingyan felt a little headache from the photographer's scorching gaze. He pointed to where the photographer should be.
"go back."
"No~" the photographer tried to be coquettish.
"yue~" Jiang Mingyan gave the photographer a disgusted look, "Don't stay here, I almost vomited out my dinner overnight."
Photographer: "...Forget it, he should squat against the corner.
At this time, Zhigang, Zhiqiang and Zhizaiqianli were released by Jiang Xiaomi.
Zhigang hopped to the side of Jiang Mingyan's coffee table.
Those big eyes kept staring at the hamburger in Jiang Mingyan's hand, because he had a posture of "I'll keep staring at you if you don't give it to me".
Jiang Xiaomi covered her mouth and snickered.
Well, let you eat it.
I sent Zhigang to keep staring at you, keep staring, to see if you can still eat.
Jiang Xiaomi's most famous saying is that if I can't eat something, you don't want to eat it.
However, Jiang Xiaomi couldn't guess Mingyan's thoughts at all.
Jiang Mingyan, such a thick-skinned man, has no fear of Zhigang's little tricks at all.
Just stare at it, I still eat very well.
Jiang Mingyan didn't even give Shendu to Zhigang.
After all, how could Jiang Xiaomi share with Zhigang what he couldn't even eat.
If Zhigang can't even eat it, doesn't it mean that Xiaomi's status is not as good as Zhigang's.
Jiang Mingyan would never let this happen.
He absolutely defends Jiang Xiaomi's sister's status...
Maybe?
Looking at Zhigang's expectant eyes, Chen Xiaoran couldn't help but exclaimed, "Zhigang Zhigang, come~"
Zhigang heard Chen Xiaoran's call, and ran to Chen Xiaozai's side wagging his tail.
Wherever there is meat to eat, go there.
Besides, when Chen Xiaoran greeted it, Zhigang naturally went crazy.
Jiang Xiaomi looked like "hate iron but not steel", Zhigang is a glutton.
Hmph, she has to tell Zhigang to keep an eye on her father.
With the chicken in his hand, Chen Xiaoran lured Zhigang to his side.
"Sit down." Chen Xiaoran ordered.
Looking at the tempting food, Zhigang quickly chose to give in.
And Jiang Xiaomi looked at Zhigang with a sad face.
Then she said to Zhiqiang and Zhizai Qianli: "Have you all seen it? Your family is too spineless and moral. We can't learn from it in the future, you know?"
Zhiqiang and Zhizai Qianli looked at the front with a look of "we don't understand what you are talking about".
Come on, don't talk about whether you can understand it, maybe these two can't hear what Jiang Xiaomi is saying at all.
Chen Xiaoran was very satisfied with Zhigang's actions, so he ordered: "Stand up."
Zhigang: Are you teasing a dog?
So, it pouted and stood up.
Then, he looked at Chen Xiaoran with his big bean eyes, which revealed the light of expectation.
Jiang Mingyan was chewing the chicken in the hamburger, and said to Chen Xiaoran, "Daughter-in-law, dogs can't eat this, what if it gets too spicy?"
Chen Xiaoran said: "Don't worry, I know it well."
Zhigang didn't know what number Chen Xiaoran had, anyway, Chen Xiaoran got what he wanted, and now what he wanted was in Chen Xiaoran's hands.
Chen Xiaoran said again: "Sit down."
Zhigang:???
Chen Xiaoran watched Zhigang sit down and boasted, "That's great, Zhigang! Just sit here and watch us eat!"
Zhigang: "Wow, woof woof!!"
You are playing with dogs!
[Hahahaha laughed this family to death, really speechless. 】
【Zhigang: I may not be human, but your family is a real dog!】
【Zhi was so big just now, the wind and rain he experienced was all given by his family. 】
[Hahaha laughed to death, Zhigang's heart collapsed. 】
【Mainly, if Zhigang can eat something that Jiang Xiaomi can't eat, guess whether Jiang Xiaomi's heart will collapse. 】
【But, isn’t the main Zhigang sent by Jiang Xiaomi?】
[Although Pai was sent by Jiang Xiaomi, Shen is Jiang Xiaomi's heart, and he may not be willing to let Zhigang eat this meat! 】
[People's hearts are not old!]
[It should be said that a woman's heart is a needle in the bottom of the sea, although this is still a little girl. 】
【If Zhigang could talk, he would have started cursing people long ago. 】
[The photographer's action just now made me laugh so hard, can you still take me to eat. 】
【I shouldn't have rejected Jiang Xiaomi back then, but now I can only squat here and get nothing to eat. 】
【Laughing to death, shit, is this family planning to laugh me to death and inherit my money?】
[Upstairs, wake up, okay? Can your Huabei be as much as a fraction of someone else's balance?]
【Shivering, this is all the income of the boss. 】
[Jiang Mingyan is a real dog, Chen Xiaoran learned from him. 】
[How do you know that Chen Xiaoran learned from Jiang Mingyan, not Jiang Mingyan learned from Chen Xiaoran? (狗头)
【That's right, Chen Xiaoran is the woman who let our brother Jiang help him out!】
Thus, Jiang Mingyan and Chen Xiaoran settled a big meal in the eyes of a group of mourners.
Chen Xiaoran stretched his waist, and said, "It's really enjoyable to eat, my husband~"
"As long as you like it, wife"
"mua~"
Everyone: "!!!!"
I can't stand it anymore! Hey! When you do things, pay attention to the occasion!
Now there are so many minors here, and there are also minor dogs, it's too much to show affection like this!
Chen Xiaoran went back to the room happily.
Jiang Mingyan was in trouble looking at the rubbish in front of him.
I want to clean up, I feel a little lazy.
But if you don't clean it up, it doesn't seem very good.
Jiang Mingyan pondered for a moment, then raised his feet, forget it, whoever likes to clean up.
He quit, let's rest first and then talk.
Ah, it's such a cool day, Jiang Mingyan leaned back on the sofa, looked at the ceiling, and began to let himself go.
In other words, the chandelier felt really good at that time, with such a sense of design.
As expected of my own vision, I am just too awesome.
666!
Then, Jiang Mingyan's big face appeared in Jiang Mingyan's eyes.
Of course, it didn't mean that Jiang Xiaomi's face was big, but when he suddenly appeared here, Jiang Mingyan felt that his face had been magnified countless times.
OK, countless times.
Jiang Mingyan was taken aback. After seeing that it was Jiang Xiaomi, he asked helplessly, "What's the matter?"
"Dad, I think I've digested it."
Jiang Xiaomi said seriously to Jiang Mingyan.
"Oh." Jiang Mingyan replied lazily, not wanting to think about anything.
Of course, I don't want to know anything else, and I'm too lazy to listen.
But how could Jiang Xiaomi let Jiang Mingyan go like this, and she whispered in Jiang Mingyan's ear, "What about my share?"
"What share?" Jiang Mingyan waved his hand, signaling Jiang Xiaomi to stay away from him.
After all, the face is so big, it is really uncomfortable to look at. 033
"Where's the ketchup for my fried chicken burger and fries?" Jiang Xiaomi asked again.
Although seeing that they had already solved it, Jiang Xiaomi still didn't give up.
What if Jiang Mingyan is still a good father? Save some for her.
Jiang Xiaomi felt that she should have love and patience for this world.
Hope everyone can be better for themselves.
Then she'll be nicer to everyone too.
Jiang Mingyan probably only heard the word "ketchup", so he lazily raised his hand and pointed at the pile of garbage, "Hey, isn't there some left over there?"
Jiang Xiaomi's eyes lit up, and when she heard Jiang Mingyan's words, she said in her heart, sure enough, Dad still thinks of me very much.
Sure enough, I secretly left a little without telling my mother.
So, Jiang Xiaomi put a kiss on Jiang Mingyan's face without hesitation, and said happily, "Dad is the best! Long live!"
Jiang Mingyan covered his face in a daze, completely unaware of what happened.
But Jiang Xiaomi had already jumped off the sofa and began to search for something in the pile of trash.
Jiang Mingyan thought about it, since he had already turned it all over anyway, it shouldn't matter if Jiang Xiaomi tidied it up, right?
So Jiang Mingyan commanded Jiang Xiaomi without guilt, "By the way, clean up the things here and throw them all into the trash can."
"Okay!" Jiang Xiaomi happily agreed.
She was still looking for the delicious food that Jiang Mingyan had hidden for her, and she was still in a very beautiful mood.
So she cleaned up the garbage and threw it all into the trash can, so as not to affect her eating later.
Jiang Mingyan was a little curious that Jiang Xiaomi was so obedient today.
But curiosity is nothing but curiosity. Jiang Mingyan is a little full now and doesn't want to move at all.
Just want to be still.
But in the end, Jiang Xiaomi cleaned up all the rubbish on the table, there were all packing bags here, and there was nothing left.
Jiang Xiaomi was stunned, "Dad, where are my things?"
Jiang Mingyan raised his head and took a look, "Isn't the ketchup you want there? It hasn't been unpacked yet!"
Jiang Xiaomi: "???"
When does she ask for ketchup???
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