Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Chapter 466 Canyon Rap



Chapter 466 Canyon Rap

Gu Lin'an was also shocked by the aloof guy's move. Cat is a professional, after all. Can a professional be the same as an ordinary person?

But Shao Siyuan was chasing and killing Cat without losing a single drop of health!

And don't forget, Shao Siyuan is a newly released hero, fresh out of the game, less than half an hour old.

Gu Lin'an knew that he could never pull off such a feat with the newly released hero.

It might be played later, but definitely not now.

This guy is a master! He's definitely a master!

"Shao Siyuan is awesome."

"Wow, that's really impressive! This cool guy is really talented."

"You've really impressed me. Is Shao Siyuan really that fun to play?"

"This one's in the bag, a sure thing!"

Cat is still in a daze, not even noticing that he has been resurrected, and is just standing there dumbfounded in the fountain.

He just disappeared so young and fresh?

Who exactly is this Shao Siyuan?

Zhong Yi also saw what Shao Siyuan had just done and gasped.

"Which team is this guy on, or is he a top solo queue player?"

"This is really bullying! They have no respect for the elderly or care for the young at all."

Cat dropped a point, and just then, Zhao Yun, the jungler on Gu Lin'an's side, came to help. Gu Lin'an first harassed Sun Shangxiang, and then said, "The enemy jungler and mid laner are not here."

"The support has dropped a point, so we can jump over."

Gu Lin'an gave an attack signal, and the aloof guy rushed into the enemy's defensive tower and kicked it.

Then he scratched her again, freezing Sun Shangxiang in place.

Sun Shangxiang wanted to leave, but it was too late.

He brought Flash this time, but not Cleanse, probably because he didn't understand the hero Shao Siyuan very well, and he was controlled to death.

Zhao Yun thrust out with his spear, knocking the enemy away once again.

Gu Lin'an took another head.

[This game is going smoothly, the rhythm is great!]

Shao Siyuan deserves a lot of credit; those two consecutive crowd control abilities must have been incredibly frustrating for the opposing team.

[Anshen, hurry up and call. There's no internet in my dorm, so I can only watch from outside.]

I'm freezing!

[Damn it, the keyword "calming" has been triggered. You wouldn't happen to be a shill for "calming," would you?]

Shut up!

Gu Lin'an saw the comments on the screen and chuckled.

"Are you cold? It's good to be cold."

"Let me see if I have anything good to sell you."

Gu Lin'an glanced to the side and realized that he hadn't been asked to sell any gloves recently.

"It seems like there's nothing I can sell."

Netizens breathed a sigh of relief.

[It's okay if there are any, it's good if there aren't.]

[Take care of the nerves, get it done quickly.]

[Exactly, let's get started already.]

Seeing the netizens' constant urging, Gu Lin'an said, "How could this be difficult for me?"

"Here, buy these socks. Put them on your hands when they get cold." Gu Lin'an held up the socks to the camera.

"This pair, not ninety-nine, not eighty-nine, only nine yuan and ninety-nine!"

"Now, three, two, one, link up!"

[This isn't for calming the nerves, these socks are a bit expensive. Are you really only ripping off your family?]

My socks cost one yuan a pair; how could I possibly deserve to wear socks that cost nine yuan and ninety cents?

【I am indeed expensive.】

When Gu Lin'an saw the comments on the screen, everyone was complaining about how expensive it was, and he immediately became unhappy.

"My socks are expensive? There's a reason they're expensive. Look at the quality of these socks, they're pure cotton."

"And there's a promotion right now: buy three pairs and it's only thirty!"

[Oh, your birth, so peaceful and pure! You truly only think of your family when it comes to good things.]

That won't work either. Calm down, let's do something else.

[I'll buy anything you do.]

"Stir up some trouble? What kind of trouble?" Gu Lin'an pondered for a moment and came up with an idea.

He coughed lightly and continued, "Since my family wants me to do something, then I'll do one."

"How about I do a rap for my family?"

[Rap? An Shen can rap?]

"How fresh! Let me tell you a bit."

Gu Lin'an took a deep breath and began to chant.

"The canyon is huge. I'll be selling socks on my live stream. I'll offer the best prices, and the quality is absolutely fantastic."

"You have to admit, this doesn't smell when you wear it. Even my sweaty feet, which are made of pure cotton, aren't bothered by it."

"Nine yuan and ninety cents a pair, you can buy three pairs for thirty yuan. It's so cheap and so good, you can't help but buy them."

"There's no need to compare it with the surrounding area; this price is definitely low."

"Comparable to me by a hundred and eight thousand miles!" (Best achieved by following Wang Mouhong's rhythm)

【? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? 】

Question marks filled the screen, obscuring the entire live stream.

[Wow, this is the new rap of the Rift! An Shen, you're so talented!]

Am I hallucinating, or did I enter the wrong live stream? This...this...

[An Shen, if you're this good at creating entertainment, I'll buy it!]

[An Shen, are you really not experiencing any creative blocks?]

[Brother Hong, someone's imitating you!]

[Wang Mouhong: Remember to bring your smelly socks to court!]

[Is this what a naturally gifted player is like? Terrifyingly so, truly terrifying.]

At that moment, a "ding" sounded in Gu Lin'an's mind.

[The host has successfully used the ability to extract keywords; a new rap in the Rift.]

[Host's all attributes increased by one percent.]

[We hope the host will continue their efforts.]

Gu Lin'an felt smug and habitually touched his nose, saying, "This thing, how could it be difficult for me?"

"I'm a genius!"

Gu Lin'an continued to face off against Sun Shangxiang, and with the help of the aloof man, he completely dominated Sun Shangxiang.

Zhong Yi and Chang Sheng tried to help Sun Shangxiang multiple times, but to no avail.

The aloof Shao Siyuan stayed by Gu Lin'an's side constantly, which gave them a real headache.

"Wanlawanla, Ange has grown up."

“If he targets me now, one skill combo will be all I need to finish him off,” Changsheng said.

“He only needs four critical hits to target me,” Cat said helplessly.

"Lin'an must know who we are. After this match, we'll probably have to practice more."

Zhong Yi felt very fortunate that she had recorded all of Chang Sheng's crimes, and that Brother An would surely deal with him again.

"You always have to keep something in reserve, hehe. This time, Cat and Changsheng are going to get into big trouble, hehe."

Gu Lin'an ended the game in less than ten minutes.

Gu Lin'an had a very comfortable development this game, thanks in large part to Gao Leng Ge.

After exiting the interface, I discovered that the cool guy's ID was "Melancholy Black Handsome Guy".

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