sbdcsierra Chapter 114 will teach you a unique skill
Chapter 114 will teach you a unique skill
After acquiring the Red Buff, Gu Lin'an began fighting the Shadow Overlord.
Gu Lin'an's other teammates also died along with him, and immediately began to frantically farm minions after respawning.
It's been twelve minutes, and apart from the few waves of minions in the first few minutes, they haven't managed to clear a full wave of minions.
The imperial court's disaster relief grain has finally been distributed!
They are still acting as Gu Lin'an's guards, protecting him tightly.
Whenever someone tries to threaten Gu Lin'an's life, they shout, "Gu Lin'an, I'm not a coward!" and then bravely sacrifice themselves.
[An Shen's record is about to be positive, so it seems unlikely that his reputation score will be deducted.]
[Answer, Answer, your Marco Polo is so good! It's so smooth! Do you have any tips?] A new netizen asked anxiously, seeing how well Gu Lin'an played Marco Polo.
[Dude, are you new here? You can't use the word "silky smooth" in An Shen's live stream. What's wrong with you?]
[Could this be paid trolls hired by An Shen? They trigger keywords only during her moments of glory.]
Oh no, it's starting again.
Gu Lin'an looked at the comments and smiled slightly.
"Brothers, this isn't something I insisted on saying, but netizens are so understanding and insist that I promote the products, which makes it very difficult for me."
"Oh, you guys are too considerate of me. Who says there aren't many good people these days?"
[Bullshit, who's being considerate of you?]
[Forget it, calm down. You don't need to tell me, I already know. If you want to achieve such smooth gameplay, go to the circle...]
Seeing this, Gu Lin'an shook his head and said seriously, "No, no, no, Quan Quan hasn't paid me for advertising this month, so I won't talk about it today."
【? ? 】
What does An Shen say?
Gu Lin'an suppressed a laugh and said, "To achieve such smooth gameplay, I can't do without the underwear I'm wearing right now."
"These underwear are clean and tidy, feel cool to the touch, and have a very smooth feel. They can easily cover up whatever you want to cover up."
"hey-hey."
[Hey bro, what are you chuckling about?]
Gu Lin'an continued, "I'm a guy, so of course I know you guys. You wear the same underwear for twenty years. Listen to me and change it right away."
"Want to pull off moves as smoothly as mine? Du Leizi underwear, you deserve it." He flashed an innocent smile.
【? ? 】
[Dude, where did I get here? Is this a game stream?]
[I can tolerate the "circles" (ads), but I really can't stand this. An Shen (a person's name) is really hungry; he'll take any advertisement.]
[Do you offer on-site installation for the calming and soothing treatment?]
【An Shen, I really can't buy this. It took me ten years to get used to the underwear I'm wearing now, and you want me to change it?】
[I disagree! Feelings have already developed.]
Gu Lin'an shrugged. "Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't buy. If you want to execute such a smooth move, I have another trick up my sleeve."
I won't buy a data SIM card.
[He didn't even buy snacks, and he even bought pig feed! My wife beat me up when I got home.]
Seeing that the netizens had no intention of buying underwear, Gu Lin'an said with difficulty, "If you really don't need it, just buy it for your dog."
"Buy two pairs, cut a hole in the middle, and sew them together. The weather's getting cooler now, perfect for the dog."
When Du Leizi's official account heard this in Gu Lin'an's live stream, they were almost moved to tears.
This is a truly considerate streamer; Changye is incredibly dedicated.
So I quietly gifted him a Carnival.
[God, dressing a dog like that! An Shen's idea is brilliant.]
The scope of An Shen's services is too broad.
That means not many viewers in the live stream made any purchases.
Gu Lin'an smacked his lips and thought to himself, being a live-streaming e-commerce host is really not easy. Luckily, he didn't charge a slot fee back then.
……
"We're all family, why would I force you to buy my stuff? Now I'll teach you the real skills of playing Marco Polo, watch closely." Gu Lin'an swiped three fingers and found that the five opponents were grouped together, waiting for them to use up most of their control skills.
Then Gu Lin'an roared, "Hahahaha!"
With his second skill and ultimate ability activated instantly, the opponents didn't even have time to react before they saw a figure rush into their midst.
Stun and Ice Armor were triggered one after another. Just as Zhang Liang was about to use his ultimate skill, he was instantly killed.
Bullets were fired at the enemy, applying the true damage passive effect.
The electric blade and the apocalypse orb were triggered, and a crackling sound, chilling to the bone, rang out among the crowd.
Because Gu Lin'an used a specific angle, the five people were caught completely off guard.
Seeing this, Gan Jiang and the others hurriedly followed up with their attacks. With Gu Lin'an taking the initiative and dealing damage, they wiped out the entire enemy team.
Gu Lin'an took a sip of water and said, "Family members, you see? Sometimes, if your skills aren't up to par, you have to work on other aspects."
"If I learn this trick, it will improve your Marco Polo skills by fifty percent."
"Of course, when paired with the underwear I sell, one for external use and the other for internal use, Marco Polo's technology will be improved by 100%."
"Really, if you don't believe me, go back and try it. You won't lose out or be cheated."
【…】
[Anshen, do you think I'm stupid?]
"Buy it, calm your nerves, I'll buy it, okay? You're going on and on like this, anyone who didn't know better would think you're a pyramid scheme leader. *Smiles wryly*"
[Answer, I bought your underwear and started learning your "hahaha" routine. Will this really improve Marco Polo's skills?]
Gu Lin'an raised an eyebrow when he saw this comment.
"Of course, with these two moves combined, you'll be invincible. You'll be the next top Marco player in the country."
[It's not right to deceive a child like that, is it?]
"What do you mean by lying? How is it lying? I don't easily share this trick with others. I only told you because you are my family," Gu Lin'an said, feeling wronged.
This wave wiped out the opposing team, and Gu Lin'an successfully won the game.
Of course, Gu Lin'an wouldn't let this actress, Princess Yao Yao, get away with it; he immediately reported her after leaving the interface.
He can just wait for his account to be banned.
Unbeknownst to Gu Lin'an, in a certain corner, a boy excitedly placed an order for the underwear Gu Lin'an was selling.
From that day on, he followed the same method he used to take care of Lin'an, wearing Durex and practicing Marco Polo every day.
The King's Canyon echoes with laughter every day.
After some time, the boy, relying on this "hahaha" technique, successfully became the number one Marco Polo player in the Chinese server and transitioned into a streamer.
At an awards ceremony for livestreamers, the host asked this young man a question.
Why do you always say "hahaha" every time Marco uses his ultimate move?
The boy held the heavy trophy in his hands, smiling silently.
In her mind, Gu Lin'an's words echoed, as did the scene of her practicing Marco Polo every day while wearing Durex shoes.
He had already mastered shooting without a teacher when he was in junior high school. In the blink of an eye, he was in high school and encountered a bottleneck. He happened to come across An Shen's live stream.
Later, he began training according to methods to calm his nerves.
Wearing only his underwear, he muttered incantations and utterly defeated all his peers.
He remains a loyal fan of Du Leizi to this day.
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P.S.: This is just a novel, so please read it for fun. I originally wanted to write about a young master's thirteen shots, but alas, I lack the cultural knowledge.