Chapter 455 You Are Our Idol
Chapter 455 You Are Our Idol
"Lao Jiang, can you stop being so embarrassing? If my junior schoolmate sees you, she'll think you're a pervert!" Zhang Hao said speechlessly.
Jiang Yuntao shook his head and said, "How is that possible? Who has ever seen a pervert as handsome as me?"
If Zhang Hao didn't know Jiang Yuntao's personality, he would have gone up to the cliff and had a big fight. You don't have a mirror at home, can't you just pee and look at yourself?
You are so fat that you look like a ball, and you still have the nerve to call yourself a handsome guy.
Then he said earnestly: "Lao Jiang, if you look at a beautiful woman for half an hour, she is not yours. But if you read a book for half an hour, the knowledge is yours. So looking at a beautiful woman is not as good as reading a book!"
Jiang Yuntao curled his lips and said, "Reading for half an hour doesn't necessarily mean that the knowledge will be mine, and who says that beautiful women are not necessarily mine? Just wait and see!"
Jiang Yuntao then walked towards the junior schoolmate with a confident step, then lowered his voice and said in a low voice: "Hello, junior schoolmate, among so many junior schoolmates around here, you are the most special one. I saw you at a glance, so can you give me your phone number?"
The schoolgirl looked at Jiang Yuntao in surprise: "Senior, what are you thinking? Why should I give you my phone number?"
"Uh."
Jiang Yuntao showed a look of surprise on his face. This junior sister didn't seem very smart. He immediately said, "Junior sister, you misunderstood. I don't want your phone number, I want your phone number."
"That's even more impossible. I've been using this phone number for three years. Why should I give it to you? Why don't you go back and do it yourself?" The school girl said this in disgust and turned away.
Jiang Yuntao walked back dejectedly.
Zhang Hao said frivolously: "Failed?"
"I think the junior schoolmate just now might have some problems with her comprehension ability. I asked her for her phone number and number, and she thought I was asking for her phone number!" Jiang Yuntao said speechlessly.
Zhang Hao said silently: "Is it possible that he doesn't have a problem with his comprehension ability, but simply wants to refuse, but is embarrassed to say it too bluntly?"
Jiang Yuntao denied it, "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
As he was speaking: "Hello, senior!"
Zhang Hao and Jiang Yuntao turned their heads and saw the junior high school girl that Jiang Yuntao had just chatted with coming over.
When Jiang Yuntao saw his junior high school sister, a smile appeared on his face. He looked at Zhang Hao provocatively, meaning: Brother, you see, the junior high school sister must have misunderstood what I meant just now, and now she comes back to give me her phone number?
Then he said enthusiastically: "What's wrong, school girl? Do you want to give me your phone number?"
The junior schoolmate shook her head and said, "Senior, I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for this senior."
After saying that, he looked at Zhang Hao beside him embarrassedly.
Click!
Jiang Yuntao's face fell instantly.
Zhang Hao said, "Why do I hear some crackling sound?"
Jiang Yuntao said in a depressed voice: "It's the sound of my broken heart!"
Zhang Hao patted Jiang Yuntao's shoulder, then looked at the schoolmate: "Schoolmate, what can I do for you?"
"Senior, can you give me your phone number?" the junior asked shyly.
Zhang Hao thought about it and realized that he had been in a lot of trouble with his girlfriend recently. He decided not to bring trouble to his junior sister. So he said, "The fact that we can meet in this vast sea of people is fate. If we can meet again next time, it means we are destined to be together. I will give you my phone number then!"
The younger sister said with admiration: "Senior, you are so talented. How come I have never seen you in school before? Which department are you in?"
Zhang Hao replied, "Junior, I'm from the previous class and have already graduated!"
"No wonder I have never seen you in school. By the way, senior, since you graduated from the previous class, you must know the big names of the previous class, right?" the junior asked curiously.
"A prominent figure?" Zhang Hao was stunned, then looked at Jiang Yuntao beside him.
Jiang Yuntao also said that he was not quite sure, and he seemed not to be quite clear either. The most famous person in the last session should be Han Guangming, but now he has already left!
"Not sure!" Zhang Hao shook his head.
The schoolgirl said, "It's that senior from the Political Science and Law Department. It seems that on the eve of graduation, his girlfriend cheated on him and ran off with a rich second-generation guy."
"Then this senior worked hard and became a deputy section chief in the procuratorate just six months after graduation. He also ruined that rich second-generation kid's family and even made his father a fugitive. Now he's become a legend in our university."
"Senior, do you know him?!"
Zhang Hao looked a little embarrassed. He didn't expect that the melon would end up on himself.
So he nodded and said, "That should be considered an acquaintance!"
"That's great, senior. What's your name? Can you introduce me to a senior?" the junior asked with anticipation.
Zhang Hao said: "Zhang Hao!"
The junior student's face showed a thoughtful look, and then she said, "Senior, your name seems to be exactly the same as that of a senior, who is also called Zhang Haoai."
Jiang Yuntao couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.
This sudden scene scared the junior student: "Senior, what happened to this fat senior?"
Fat senior!
Jiang Yuntao instantly felt as if he had received a critical hit of 10,000 points, and his laughter stopped abruptly.
Zhang Hao's originally depressed mood instantly improved a lot. He looked at Jiang Yuntao and said, "Old Jiang, why aren't you smiling? Are you born not to smile?"
Jiang Yuntao rolled his eyes at Zhang Hao, indicating that he didn't want to talk right now.
"Senior, you haven't said yet if you can introduce him to me." asked the junior.
Zhang Hao said weakly, "Schoolgirl, is there a possibility that I and the Zhang Hao you mentioned are the same person?"
"You are Zhang Hao!"
The schoolgirl looked at Zhang Hao in disbelief, and the next second she screamed excitedly: "Ah~!"
This piercing sound, with its powerful penetrating power, almost deafened Zhang Hao. He quickly covered his ears with his hands and said, "Schoolgirl, stop shouting. If someone doesn't know, they might think I did something to you."
The junior student stopped and said, "Senior, I'm so excited! I'm so excited to see you."
Zhang Hao said speechlessly: "Is it really that serious?"
"Senior, that's amazing! You are our idol. You started from scratch, without any backing, and defeated the rich second generation. How inspiring and awesome!" The junior girl said with admiration.
Zhang Hao thought silently, what a bullshit! If I hadn’t been reborn, I would still be a loser!
"Senior, can you sign an autograph for me?" the junior asked expectantly.
Zhang Hao nodded, and then saw the schoolmate handed him a piece of paper. Zhang Hao signed his name on it and wrote a wish for academic success.
"Senior, can you kiss me?"
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