sbdcsierra Chapter 467 Dig your own pit and bury it yourself
Chapter 467 Dig your own pit and bury it yourself
[Hey~ Lord Shen, the Minister of Justice, is still asleep!]
Jiang Yueyang instinctively looked towards the Dali Temple Minister. Upon seeing him, she was instantly speechless. "Little melon, are you still asleep? His eyes are so wide open, and you're saying he's sleeping?"
[Host, you can question me and say I'm joking with you, but you can't question me not waking up. I don't need to sleep!]
Jiang Yueyang: [……]
[My melon is real!] The system snorted, [What's wrong with opening your eyes? Can't you let me sleep with my eyes open?]
Everyone:! ! !
Jiang Yueyang's eyes widened in shock. [Master Shen sleeps with his eyes open?]
[Yes!] The system responded loudly.
Civil and military officials glanced furtively at the Dali Temple Minister who had his eyes open. Apart from a dull expression, there was no sign that he was sleeping.
The skill of sleeping with eyes open...
Great!
No one knows whether you go to court or go to bed!
Jiang Yueyang was extremely envious. [I also want to sleep with my eyes open... I can sleep when I'm tired after attending court and no one will notice.]
Upon hearing this, the system poured a bucket of cold water on him, [Don't even think about it. This kind of skill can't be learned just by wanting to!]
Seeing that the system's tone was still so aggressive, Jiang Yueyang frowned slightly, "Little melon, stop yelling at me. I was just asking a reasonable question, not yelling at you. If you continue to be so aggressive, do you think I will punish you?"
As soon as these words were spoken, all the civil and military officials felt a chill and shrank back unconsciously.
Emperor Yuan also swallowed subconsciously. The signs of this girl getting angry were so frightening.
Time stood still for a moment...
Suddenly, the system gave a flattering chuckle, "Host, how dare I dare to be so arrogant? I just... just had a seizure! Yes, I did have a seizure!"
He just suddenly wanted to challenge the host's authority.
It turns out that you, the host, are still your host!
The value of the saying "If you don't do it, you won't die" continues to rise...
Jiang Yueyang snorted softly, "From now on, you must behave properly and speak properly!"
【receive! 】
As the system's voice fell, Jiang Yueyang turned his attention back to Lord Shen.
She asked: [Master Shen is still sleeping now?]
[Yes! He was sleeping so soundly. The civil and military officials and Emperor Yuan were arguing so loudly that the host woke up, but he still hadn't.]
After hearing the system's words, the general sitting in front of Lord Shen called him softly.
Seeing no response, he called out again.
Still no response, he is indeed sleeping.
Qin Shi, who was sitting behind Lord Shen, wanted to reach out and wake him up, but unfortunately he couldn't reach him.
Jiang Yueyang asked in confusion: [What did he do to make him so sleepy?]
Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials also wanted to know what he had done. Could it be that last night...
He spent the entire night digging a hole at home.
[Digging a hole?] Jiang Yueyang was puzzled. [He was fine, why would he dig a hole?]
[Last night, he had an argument with his wife, and when the argument got heated, he said to his wife: You keep digging holes for me to jump into every day. I might as well dig a hole myself and jump in and bury myself, so that you don’t have to worry about me!
Mrs. Shen was angered by his words and responded: Okay, dig, dig now, dig ten, not one less, and then bury yourself, otherwise I will divorce you!
So, Lord Shen, who didn't want to divorce his wife, dug ten pits in his wife's yard last night. He finished digging at dawn and chose a pit to bury himself in.
Jiang Yueyang was speechless. [Did he really bury himself?]
[Of course not.] The system replied decisively, [If I don't bury you, I'll get a divorce.]
[Mrs. Shen's words were clearly spoken in anger.]
The system smiled and said, "But Lord Shen doesn't dare to gamble. What if it's not just a rant?"
[That's right, I can't afford to gamble on this kind of thing.] Jiang Yueyang looked at the Dali Temple Minister, [Lord Shen cares a lot about Madam Shen!]
The system hummed, "Otherwise, I wouldn't do something as stupid as digging a hole and burying myself."
This sentence seemed to have hit the funny spot of all the civil and military officials, and they all pursed their lips to hold back their laughter.
How stupid!
At this time, the Dali Temple Minister shuddered and woke up.
He opened his mouth and yawned silently, looking around with blurry eyes.
Seeing this, Jiang Yueyang asked: [Master Shen is awake now?]
【Um. 】
There were several officials with the surname Shen in the court, and the Dali Temple Minister did not realize that he was being talked about.
Moreover, he was still wondering in his heart which Lord Shen's melon Jiang Yueyang was eating?
Jiang Yueyang's curiosity piqued. "But speaking of which, is Lord Shen's ability to sleep with his eyes open innate, or is it something he learned?"
She continued, "If I learned it later, I would have to ask him for advice!"
Civil and military officials: Add me in!
The Chief Justice of the Dali Temple glanced at several colleagues with the surname Shen. Who would be so weird as to sleep with his eyes open?
As soon as the doubts in his mind subsided, he discovered that several colleagues surnamed Shen were secretly looking at him.
Others were also stealing glances at him...
He was all too familiar with that look.
Lord Xiao Jiang is eating...his melon now?
He...sleeps with his eyes open?
impossible!
how come?
No one told him that he had this problem!
The system asked curiously: [Host, don’t you think sleeping with your eyes open is scary? ]
"No one knows." Jiang Yueyang blurted out, "Besides, I can sleep with my eyes closed."
[Sleeping with my eyes closed when I'm at home and sleeping with my eyes open when I'm in the office, it feels so good just thinking about it!] She imagined it beautifully.
system:【……】
Jiang Yueyang suddenly thought of something and sighed, "Mrs. Shen is so strong! She wasn't scared to death. If it were me, I would be scared to death if I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a person lying motionless with eyes open next to me!"
Dali Temple: "..."