Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 250 It’s simply...it’s an insult to a man’s dignity!



Chapter 250 It’s simply...it’s an insult to a man’s dignity!

[Hmm... this doesn't make sense. Isn't it a good thing that Mr. Guo looks young? Why is Mrs. Guo still going out to look for someone?]

The system explained: [That’s because Director Guo looks much younger than the 38-year-old Mrs. Guo.

At first, Mrs. Guo suspected that Mr. Guo was wearing a human skin mask just as it was written in the storybook.

In the middle of the night, he secretly got up and tore Guo Yuanzheng's face.

She also suspected that Guo Yuanzheng was a demon in disguise, so she burned the talisman paper she had bought at a high price from the charlatan and gave it to Guo Yuanzheng to drink.

Jiang Yueyang sighed deeply. [Mrs. Guo has a very rich imagination. How many supernatural stories has she secretly read?]

Guo Yuanzheng thought about it and it seemed that there was a period of time when his wife brought him a bowl of strange-tasting water every day.

If he doesn't drink, he will say that he dislikes her because she is old and ugly and doesn't love her anymore.

The Third and Fifth Princes were both moved. They thought, "Those storybooks sound really good! Want to borrow them and take a look?"

[Several baskets.]

The system continued, “After Mrs. Guo confirmed that Mr. Guo was a normal person, she began to worry that she would be abandoned sooner or later as she grew older and had no son by her side.

To this end, she began to search for ways to become younger.

After searching for many days, she finally found out that there was someone who could help her become younger.

So, she went to find that person alone without telling Guo Yuanzheng. Host, guess who she saw?

Civil and military officials: Lover? Mother-in-law? Daughter? Father? Sister? Younger sister? Brother? Prostitute?

Duke of England: I guess he is a charlatan.

On the other side, Li Fuquan secretly stuffed the opened soft-seeded pomegranate into Emperor Yuan's hands.

Emperor Yuan pinched one and put it in his mouth, guessing in his heart that it must be Mrs. Guo’s old lover.

The fifth prince, also eating, asked to the side, "Crown Prince, brother, third brother, who do you think it is?"

"I don't know."

"Guo Yuanzheng?"

At this time, Jiang Yueyang's uncertain voice came, [Could it be Guo Yuanzheng? ]

The third prince raised his eyebrows when he heard this. Jiang Yueyang actually thought the same as I did.

System: [No.]

【Is that her first love? 】

[That's half right.]

Jiang Yueyang thought for a moment, then widened her eyes slightly. [Could it be Guo Yuanzheng's first love?]

Yes~

The six ministers standing near Guo Yuanzheng all looked at him in confusion. Guo Yuanzheng had a first love?

Ugh! Rivals meet, and jealousy is everywhere! Did they fight? How did they fight? Did they pull clothes or hair?

system:【……】

Civil and Military Officials: You are a little too excited...

Emperor Yuan picked up another pomegranate seed and put it in his mouth. You look like you want them to fight!

The Duke of England was trying to hold back his laughter. Lord Xiao Jiang was so experienced that he must have performed it himself.

The third prince opened his eyes wide in confusion. Is this how all women fight?

He imagined Jiang Yueyang and the eldest princess fighting, and he felt that Jiang Yueyang would be beaten and cry.

Princess: Are you blind? I can tell she's incredibly powerful at first glance!

Bai Ze and Qin Shi, who had seen many women fighting over a disagreement, nodded secretly. Whenever a fight broke out, pulling clothes and hair was inevitable.

Some people with bad hands will even... um... pinch there.

Moreover, once they start fighting, they don't care about anything and say all kinds of shameful words. They are more brutal than men.

System: [They didn’t fight, but Mrs. Guo felt very unhappy because Guo Yuanzheng’s first love was as young and beautiful as a girl in her twenties!

However, in order to look younger, she humbly asked the other party for advice on how to look younger.

Guo Yuanzheng's first love didn't hide anything, and carefully taught her how to take care of her skin, how to put on makeup, how to dress, and how to take advantage of men's inferior psychology...

He also taught her to play the piano, dance, paint, write poetry... to enrich her own strengths.

After these two encounters, Mrs. Guo was deeply attracted to Guo Yuanzheng's first love.

After hearing the system's last sentence, everyone present was stunned!

What does it mean that Mrs. Guo is deeply attracted to Guo Yuanzheng's first love? Is she attracted to the one they think she is?

Guo Yuanzheng was completely dumbfounded and stood there motionless.

What is he saying?

What is he saying!

What is he saying!!!

Jiang Yueyang was also extremely shocked. She didn't expect that the final outcome would be envy, jealousy and love!

She shook her head and said, "So this is what you mean by 'yes and no'."

The system hummed, "Mrs. Guo is having an affair, but she's not completely unfaithful."

【What happened next? What happened to them later?】

[Later, Mrs. Guo secretly went to Guo Yuanzheng's first love's place every day to spend time with him, completely forgetting her original purpose of coming there.]

Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang looked at Guo Yuanzheng with pity, [Guo Yuanzheng is pitiful. It's a bit miserable to be in middle age.]

All the civil and military officials also echoed the word "pitiful" with sympathy.

Those who have wives want to ask Guo Yuanzheng's first love for advice on how to seduce their wives so that they can keep them in their hands and not let other women snatch them away.

The Third Prince, a young man who had not yet fully come to his senses, was curious about how beautiful Guo Yuanzheng's first love was that she could make a woman fall in love with her.

It’s impossible that she can be prettier than Jiang Yueyang, right?

If that's the case, then it's like a fairy descending from heaven, right?

[But.] The system changed the subject, [Their time together didn't last long, because Guo Yuanzheng's first love needed to earn a living.

Therefore, Mrs. Guo met an imaginary enemy at the happiest moment of her life.

The imaginary enemy also came to Guo Yuanzheng's first love to become younger, thus diverting the attention of Guo Yuanzheng's first love.

Mrs. Guo was jealous of this.]

Hearing the word "jealous", Jiang Yueyang couldn't help but twitching the corners of her mouth, she was very jealous.

Guo Yuanzheng felt complicated. He actually lost to a woman in such a matter.

It’s simply... it’s an insult to a man’s dignity!

Emperor Yuan was lost in thought. He wondered where Guo Yuanzheng's first love was teaching. "I have to prevent the Empress from going there."

Also, I wonder if she teaches men how to capture a woman's fickle heart? I'd love to learn from her.

Duke Ying and Emperor Yuan had the same idea. He decided to go find Guo Yuanzheng's first love after the court was dismissed so that his wife would love him more.

The civil and military officials all had different thoughts. Some wanted to watch the fun, some wanted to learn, and some wanted to see the beauty...

Jiang Yueyang asked: [After Mrs. Guo gets jealous, she will probably do something, right?]

【you guess? 】

[They had a fight. Whoever lost got to leave?]

The system was quite speechless, [Host, why are you always thinking about fighting? I am a civilized person.]

So what did she do?

The system chuckled, [She spent a fortune to support Guo Yuanzheng's first love!]


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