sbdcsierra Chapter 173 Not So Clean
Chapter 173 Not So Clean
[I didn't lose my virginity, but...] The system chuckled, [But it's not too clean either.]
The civil and military officials reacted faster than Jiang Yueyang and asked in their hearts, what's not clean?
[Not so clean?] Jiang Yueyang gradually revealed a cunning look, and a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. [What's not clean?]
The system said: [You can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry. Host, please listen to me and tell you slowly.]
Who says you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry? Tofu is best eaten while it's hot! Hurry up, triple the speed!
system:【……】
The system agreed verbally, but actually continued to speak at its own pace: [The bride knew that once she showed herself, the Third Prince would definitely run away, so she never dared to get out of the sedan chair to meet him.
The Third Prince was also foolish. After a bride was rescued, he didn't continue with the wedding and even said he wanted to marry her. He didn't doubt it at all.
Emperor Yuan felt that he was being scolded, and all the civil and military officials also felt that they were being scolded.
If the system hadn't revealed the bride's true purpose, they would have simply assumed that the bride fell in love with her savior after being rescued.
Uh... I would never think that the purpose is impure.
Jiang Yueyang glanced at the Third Prince and said teasingly, "I bet the Third Prince must have been incredibly proud of himself. Furthermore, he must have thought the bride was willing to marry him because she was so handsome. Tsk tsk, so narcissistic."
The Third Prince's face immediately turned red when his thoughts were guessed, and he dug his toes into the ground in embarrassment.
He weakly defended himself in his heart, who would have thought that a bride would deliberately let someone take her away?
Besides, I look okay.
[In terms of narcissism, the Third Prince is not as good as the host.]
Jiang Yueyang: [……]
Sensing something amiss with the host, the system quickly added, "However, the host has the capital to be narcissistic. Unlike the Third Prince, who has no real ability but is incredibly narcissistic."
The third prince was immediately injured even more, and suffered a second severe blow to both his body and mind!
Not to mention the emotional hurt, the physical hurt was because Dr. Guo just pierced the wrong acupuncture point, it hurts so much!
The Third Prince glared at Guo Yuanzheng, "If your hands shake again, you'll be out of work. Go home and farm!"
Dr. Guo immediately calmed his hands and eyes and began to insert the needle carefully.
Recently, because of the poisoning of the Second Prince, His Majesty has been very dissatisfied with their Imperial Hospital.
If the Third Prince continues to stir up trouble, the official position on his head will probably be in jeopardy.
Over there, after the system coaxed Jiang Yueyang with sweet words, it continued: [The bride originally planned to bring the third prince back and then trick him into signing the marriage certificate, so that he could not escape.
But man proposes, God disposes. Because the bride was too heavy, the sedan chair had to bear a gravity that it shouldn't have to bear at its age, so it fell apart on the way back.
Then, the Third Prince saw a very fat man with an extremely ugly face. At that time, the Third Prince was so scared that he vomited up the food he had eaten the night before.
As soon as these words were spoken, the Third Prince felt his stomach churning and the feeling of nausea came over him again.
He covered his mouth, trying not to spit it out.
Jiang Yueyang asked curiously: [How ugly must this be?]
[Host, do you want to see it? I have photos.]
Emperor Yuan: What is a photo? A portrait?
Jiang Yueyang thought about it, then shook her head and refused. "No. My grandfather sent a few sheep to my family yesterday. I'm going to go back home after court to make some mutton stew and roasted whole lamb. I'm afraid I won't be able to eat after seeing this."
Upon hearing this, Minister Jiang suddenly missed the roasted whole lamb made by his daughter. It tasted amazing!
Emperor Yuan licked his lips and said, "Jiang Yueyang eats better than me, the emperor."
The civil and military officials also subconsciously sucked their saliva. Mutton, like beef, was something that was rarely eaten.
I heard that Lord Xiao Jiang owned a street of shops, more than a dozen houses and villas, and countless fields when he was born.
It's really enviable and jealous!
"Really not watching?" the system asked maliciously.
[I won't read it.] Jiang Yueyang made a dissatisfied expression, [After saying so much, you still haven't said anything about the Third Prince being unclean.]
[Right away. Right away.] The system laughed dryly. [The bride felt deeply insulted when she saw the Third Prince vomiting like that in front of her!
Then he got angry and asked his servants to take him back. Seeing this, the Three Emperors immediately gestured with the peach wood sword in their hands.
He even boasted: "I am a peerless master, and my sword is blind. If you dare to come even a little closer, don't blame me for killing you!"
[What the hell?] Jiang Yueyang sounded as if she had heard something ridiculous. [He's afraid of a puppy that's only ten days old, and he wants to take its life. He's not even ashamed to say that!]
The point is, he was holding a peach wood sword and telling people that swords have no eyes. How come his peach wood sword is sharpened?
Emperor Yuan covered his mouth and laughed secretly. This melon doesn’t look fresh, but it tastes quite fresh!
Hahaha……
All the civil and military officials couldn't help but purse their lips and smile, hahaha... It's not impossible to sharpen the peach wood sword, it's just a bit silly.
The third prince: "..."
The third prince decided that he would never come to court again until his injury healed!
The system was also amused by Jiang Yueyang's words. "The Third Prince is quite imposing, but people have already seen that he is just a figurehead."
The result was that the bride's servant broke the peach wood sword in his hand with just two fingers, and then carried him back like a chicken.
After returning, the Third Prince was stripped naked, and the bride looked him over thoroughly.
Jiang Yueyang was puzzled. [She didn't even lose her virginity. That doesn't make sense!]
Everyone present nodded secretly, it was very unreasonable!
Because the bride had previously crushed a man to death, she was afraid of crushing the third prince to death. So, she wanted to fatten him up before having the wedding night.
Although she didn't eat the Third Prince completely, she kissed him all over his upper body. (She originally wanted to kiss him all over, but after thinking about it, she decided to give him some respect.)
The Third Prince could only barely protect his first kiss.]
Emperor Yuan: “…”
Civil and military officials: "..."
Jiang Yueyang: [...If that's the case, then the Third Prince is indeed not very clean.]
The Third Prince: If someone gives me a knife, I will die!
The system hummed, "The Third Prince is so miserable. He's forced to eat a lot every day. He eats and then pukes, pukes and eats again. He's nothing like a human being!"
After finally escaping, he was captured and forced to serve in brothels.
If he hadn't met the Crown Prince's Junior Secretary, Lord You, who was there to catch the adulterer, the Third Prince would have truly lost his virginity!]
The Crown Prince's Junior Secretary: "..."
Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang said sympathetically: "Forget it. Considering the Third Prince's plight, let's just give him a light punishment by making him dance for me in cosplay as Little Daji. Don't let him clean the toilet anymore."
Third Prince: What the heck is cosplay?! Sounds better than scrubbing the toilet...right?
Civil and Military Officials: Lord Xiao Jiang always blurts out some incomprehensible words from time to time. I really want to see some Cosplay
The Prince's Junior Secretary was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that Jiang Yueyang had not noticed the "caught adulterer" incident.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Yueyang chuckled, "Little melon, you just said that the Crown Prince's Junior Secretary went to a brothel to catch a woman in adultery. Come, tell me the details of how Lord You caught a woman in adultery."
Civil and military officials: Lord Xiao Jiang is wise!
The third prince wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "Wuwuwu..." It's finally over.