sbdcsierra Chapter 128 Master Xiao Jiang knows how to be sarcastic
Chapter 128 Master Xiao Jiang knows how to be sarcastic
"Thirty times!"
Before leaving, Emperor Yuan increased Jiang Yueyang's punishment because he felt that "menopause" was not a good word.
Jiang Yueyang couldn't stand it any longer and told the system directly: [Your Majesty is so moody and punishes people at will. I quit! I want to resign!]
Emperor Yuan, who had just taken a few steps, suddenly stopped. He wanted to withdraw the punishment, but then he thought, he could refuse to approve Jiang Yueyang's resignation.
So he took another step.
Zuo Xiang felt ashamed of Emperor Yuan's behavior, and did not agree with Emperor Yuan's use of public power to seek revenge for personal gain just because he felt uncomfortable.
He's not the only one being criticized, so pretentious!
As a king, you should be broad-minded and endure what ordinary people cannot endure!
"Your Majesty!" The Left Prime Minister stopped Emperor Yuan. "May I ask, Your Majesty, what did Lady Xiao Jiang do to deserve such punishment?"
Emperor Yuan opened his mouth but could not answer.
He couldn't say that Jiang Yueyang was teasing him behind his back, otherwise Zuo Xiang and Wei Qing would drown him in their saliva.
The Left Prime Minister continued, "Your Majesty cannot explain it. Can I assume that Your Majesty is fooling around?"
"Wen Zhiyuan, you are so outrageous!"
Hearing this rebuke, Kong Jijiu stepped out with a sullen face and said, "Your Majesty, Lord Xiao Jiang has only presented potatoes and sweet potatoes. You will chill the hearts of our subjects by doing this."
Lord Wei echoed, "Reward those who have made contributions and punish those who have made mistakes. Lady Jiang has done nothing wrong. Your Majesty cannot punish her so harshly."
"Your Majesty, please take back your order!"
At that moment, most officials came out to ask Emperor Yuan to revoke his order. Some officials who had a problem with Jiang Yueyang also hurried to catch up with the main force. They couldn't be the exception.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Yueyang was flattered.
She asked the system in disbelief, "Little melon, didn't they dislike me? Why are they all on my side now?"
【Are you feeling emotional? 】
[Is it the kind of relationship where you glare at me and I roll my eyes at you?]
system:【……】
Jiang Yueyang's gaze swept over several people. "Left Prime Minister, Right Prime Minister, Lord Wei, and Lu Yunting, I understand why they pleaded for me, because they are all loyal ministers who keep their word. But I don't understand the Duke of Yingguo."
Duke of England: !!! Please explain clearly, this could easily lead to misunderstanding. I am also a loyal subject!
This statement indeed aroused the vigilance of Emperor Yuan and the Left Prime Minister. Is there something wrong with the Duke of Ying too?
The system threw out a big question mark, [The Duke of Ying is also a loyal minister. ]
Jiang Yueyang explained: [Didn't he kneel down on the durian? I gave him the durian, so I don't believe he doesn't blame me.]
Hearing this, the Duke of England felt relieved.
I do blame you a little, but let’s be clear-headed. I’m not as petty and confused as Your Majesty.
After hearing that Duke Ying was fine, Zuo Xiang and others continued to attack Emperor Yuan.
"Your Majesty, if you can't give a reason, you shouldn't punish Master Xiao Jiang for no reason."
"I agree!"
Jiang Yueyang laughed smugly upon seeing this, [Hahahaha… I didn't expect that, Your Majesty, your left and right arms would be on my side!]
Emperor Yuan: “…”
She continued to gloat over his misfortune, "Ah, my Lord, what should you do? There are no steps, you can't get down!"
The Left Prime Minister felt that this time Emperor Yuan had to learn a lesson, so he did not give any way out after hearing Jiang Yueyang's words.
Lord Wei felt that as a monarch, Emperor Yuan should have the courage to admit his mistakes, so he remained silent.
The left prime minister simply pretended not to hear.
Not to mention the Duke of Ying, he wanted to see Emperor Yuan suffer a loss.
Seeing that they remained silent, Emperor Yuan felt angry and ashamed, and wanted to speak several times but stopped himself.
Woohoo... This damn girl Jiang Yueyang must have been sent by God to torture me.
Finally, the Crown Prince, seeing how pitiful his father truly was, spoke up, "Father told me yesterday that Lady Xiao Jiang's handwriting was excellent, and he wanted the princesses to practice her calligraphy. Perhaps that's why Father asked Lady Xiao Jiang to copy the female ring?"
Emperor Yuan wanted to cry instantly, but the prince was still sensible.
He walked down the stairs, "Yes, that's what I thought."
Jiang Yueyang snorted coldly, "Your Majesty, how shameless! Do you need me to copy the Women's Rings thirty times to practice calligraphy?"
The Left Prime Minister and his companions did not want to push the Emperor to the limit, so they decided to withdraw while they were ahead. "If it's just for practicing calligraphy, one time is enough. Your Majesty, what do you think?"
What else could Emperor Yuan say? He could only hum and said expressionlessly, "Then just copy it once."
Jiang Yueyang didn't want to copy it at all, and immediately raised his injured right hand, "Your Majesty, my hand is injured, I'm afraid I can't write well.
His Royal Highness's handwriting is quite good, so why not let the princesses practice calligraphy with him?"
The prince laughed in silence. What a little girl who would not suffer even the slightest loss and still holds a grudge.
If she hadn't been forced to copy the female ring today, their relationship would probably have become even more distant.
Thinking of this, the Crown Prince shook his head slightly and smiled, "Father, Lord Xiao Jiang is busy with planting and may not be able to spare any time for him. It would be better for me to teach my sisters calligraphy."
Emperor Yuan knew that he couldn't punish Jiang Yueyang today, so he said angrily, "Whatever you want!"
After saying this, he left angrily.
Jiang Yueyang raised her chin in a victorious manner, with the corners of her mouth rising unrestrainedly.
When the civil and military officials saw her smug look, they shook their heads and laughed as they left the hall.
After all, she is still a little girl, and everything shows on her face.
Jiang Yueyang was in a very good mood as she walked out, humming a song in her heart.
I have a clown duck, and I never spoil him. One day, he suddenly acted foolishly and insisted on picking a fight. I had a small potato in my hand, and I smashed it at him...
system:【……】
Minister Jiang stumbled and looked behind him fearfully. He breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't see Emperor Yuan.
My daughter, your father wants to live a few more years.
All the civil and military officials lowered their heads and suppressed their laughter. Lord Xiao Jiang is actually quite talented in literature!
You know what, this song is pretty good.
Then wasn’t it unfair for Lord Liang to impeach Lord Jiang for singing badly last time?
Mr. Liang: I didn’t! Her singing that night was even worse than the sound of a pig being slaughtered!
After Jiang Yueyang hummed a few lines of the revised version of "Little Donkey", she started humming "Ugly Monster".
Ugly babes, babes... In these terrible times, ugly babes, babes... Actually, it's nothing new after seeing them so often...
All the civil and military officials were laughing like crazy. Lord Xiao Jiang knew how to be sarcastic.
Although there are only two sentences coming and going, they are extremely powerful.
The system really didn't expect that the host had such talent, so it couldn't help but look up the previous video to confirm whether it was the same host.
Then, the pig-slaughtering song resounded through the sky.
[I will love you till I die. If I don’t express it thoroughly, I won’t be happy! Lu Yunting, sing with me! I will love you till I die…]
Civil and military officials: "..."
Lord Liang: Listen, I didn’t lie!
Jiang Yueyang: [I'll count to three...]