sbdcsierra Chapter 115 Marry Him for the Cat
Chapter 115 Marry Him for the Cat
When the civil and military officials in the court heard this, their hands trembled subconsciously.
The director of the Imperial Hospital, who was summoned to the court today, glanced at Jiang Yueyang without leaving any trace.
He had heard about Jiang Yueyang's peculiarities before, but he didn't expect to have such gossip on the first day of his official court session.
From today on, the director of the Imperial Medical Service will also have to attend the morning court every day.
System: [Whose gossip does the host want to hear? ]
Jiang Yueyang subconsciously looked at Emperor Yuan sitting on the dragon throne. When Emperor Yuan saw her looking at him, he quickly looked away.
Please, don't pick on me and cause trouble for me alone, okay?
Did I have a grudge against you in my previous life?
Jiang Yueyang withdrew his gaze from Emperor Yuan and began to scan the people present.
His faint gaze swept across each person, finally landing on the unfamiliar director of the Imperial Hospital.
【who's that person? 】
The system followed her gaze and saw, "He is Director Guo of the Imperial Hospital."
Let's choose him.
Emperor Yuan immediately breathed a sigh of relief and thanked the Bodhisattva for blessing him and allowing him to live a safe day.
Civil and military officials also breathed a sigh of relief, but they did not thank the Bodhisattva, but thanked Guo Yuanzheng.
Newcomers are just lucky.
When Guo Yuanzheng heard that he had become the target of attention, he was not afraid but a little excited.
Recently, he felt that his wife was hiding something from him.
System: [Host, why don't we eat the emperor's melon today?]
Emperor Yuan:!!!
I advise you to take back what you just said!
Guo Yuanzheng: No, eat mine, eat mine.
Jiang Yueyang looked at Emperor Yuan, [Your Majesty, do you still have melons to eat?]
[There are many.]
[But I want to change someone. Your Majesty is no longer new to me.]
Emperor Yuan: “…”
What is this? What's not new about him?
No, no, do you mean you don’t want to eat my melon?
Well...if it's not fresh, then it's not fresh.
The heavy stone in Emperor Yuan's heart fell, but the hearts of civil and military officials were lifted.
Don't play like this!
Guo Yuanzheng: Me, me, me, I’m super fresh!
The system didn't really want to eat Guo Yuanzheng's melon, so it set its sights on Qijilang.
[Then why don't I tell you about Qijulang's gossip?]
The attendant who was taking notes seriously paused. How did this evil wind blow to me?
[Historian?] Jiang Yueyang suddenly became interested. [That's great, let's talk about him.]
Emperor Yuan was the happiest. Since Jiang Yueyang entered the palace, he had been the subject of discussion the most.
However, Qiujiulang recorded all the melons in the history books without missing a word.
He begged in every possible way, using both kindness and force, but the attendant refused to remove the melons.
Now, he wanted to see if the attendant would record his melon.
If you don't remember, he will get angry.
Civil and military officials: Your Majesty is pleased again.
The system immediately said: [Seven months ago, the attendant encountered a beautiful girl on the wall of his house.]
After a moment of silence, the attendant wrote: A melon a day, the attendant met a beautiful woman on the wall...
[Wait.] Jiang Yueyang called a timeout. [Are you sure this was a chance encounter?]
The system gave a positive answer: [It was a chance encounter. The girl's handkerchief was blown onto the tree in front of the house, and she climbed up to pick it up.]
Jiang Yueyang said, "You continue."
The next day, the girl began to pursue the man fiercely. She had heard her mother say since she was a child that to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach.
So she secretly went to Qijulang's house to cook for him. But when Qijulang returned home, the kitchen was burned down.
On the third day, the girl, feeling guilty, thought that since she couldn't cook, she would wash his clothes and clean the house. Then, all of his clothes were torn by the washing.
On the fourth day, the girl did nothing but send gifts to the attendant. As a result, the attendant was impeached with more than a dozen charges of accepting bribes.
On the fifth day, the impatient girl announced in the street that she wanted to marry Qiju Lang. Qiju Lang was so frightened that he ran away, and the girl followed him.
Then, the girl accidentally pulled down the man's pants, revealing her white buttocks, causing people on the street to laugh.
The attendant's face turned red, and he couldn't put the pen to paper. How could he record it without being too embarrassing?
puff!
Jiang Yueyang couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter. "Little melon, are you sure that girl is here to pursue Qijilang? Or is she here to seek revenge on him because she has a grudge against him?"
Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials had the same doubts. It was quite amazing that someone was chased to such an extent.
It can be recorded in history.
Oh no, it's already in history.
The system said affirmatively: [Host, don't interrupt. You will understand after listening to me.]
[OK, go ahead.]
[For the next month, he ran away from her and she chased him. Qijilang suffered a lot, but he also gradually fell in love with the girl.
So, the two got married a month ago. But on their wedding night, the bride was not in the bridal chamber.
Jiang Yueyang subconsciously wanted to ask why, but was glared back by the system.
The system continued: [The attendant searched everywhere in the house, and finally found his bride in the room of the cat he kept.
But he heard his bride hugging his cat and saying: Mimi, you are finally mine.
It turned out that the reason why the girl pursued Qijilang so fiercely was because she was attracted to his cat.
She felt that as long as they got married, the cat would belong to her, so she was willing to marry Qijilang.
Jiang Yueyang really didn't expect things to develop like this, and exclaimed that the girl was amazing.
Emperor Yuan and others also found it unbelievable. How could a girl marry a man for a cat?
Isn't this nonsense?
Jiang Yueyang asked: [What was the attendant's reaction at that time?]
[It's nothing, I just became autistic.]
【What now? 】
Now, the girl is obsessed with the cat and says that if Qijulang can't accept it, they can divorce. She will give the dowry and betrothal gifts to Qijulang and buy him a house as compensation, but she must take the cat with her.
Jiang Yueyang is not a cat lover, so she doesn't understand this behavior, but she respects it.
But what should the attendant do?
He's already in love.
Jiang Yueyang asked again: [Did Qijilang agree to the divorce?]
[No. Host, don't be fooled by his honest appearance. He is actually a very sinister person.]
He told the girl that they had not yet had their wedding night, so they were not married, and the cat was still his and she could not take it away.
The girl was shocked when she heard this. She immediately threw the attendant onto the bed and started to strip him without saying a word.
The man's evil plan succeeded, and he spent the night with his beloved wife in his arms.
Emperor Yuan: A beast in human clothing!
Jiang Yueyang: Big Bad Wolf!
Civil and military officials: How can there be such a simple girl in this world?
Attendant: Destroy it!