The Number One Catcher In The Capital, You Call This A Dog Leg?

Chapter 310: Drink More Hot Water

Xu Qing had just finished installing the mosquito net, and originally wanted to have a good night's sleep, but unfortunately, the sudden arrival of the virtuous king disrupted his plan.

Compared with the little girl and father-in-law who need to install mosquito nets to sleep peacefully in summer, Xu Qing is much more comfortable and convenient, as usual.

As long as you hug your own wife, it will definitely work better than any mosquito net toilet water.

When Xu Qing walked in, he smelled a refreshing smell, as if someone had spilled toilet water, and the smell spread all over the room...

Xu Qing looked at the bottle on the table that had been uncorked, and then turned his head to look at the virtuous king sitting by the side, who seemed to have turned into a humanoid mosquito repellent.

At this moment, Xu Qing felt that perhaps in order to effectively repel mosquitoes, it is not necessary for martial arts to reach a certain Realm.

In the past, the virtuous king was still unable to get close to the mosquitoes, but now the virtuous king who drank a bottle of toilet water is afraid that the mosquitoes will avoid the mosquitoes within a radius of two feet.

The exhaled breath carried a strong scent of toilet water.

Xu Qing looked at the virtuous king, and the virtuous king looked at Xu Qing.

It took Xu Qing a long time to say in embarrassment: "My lord, did you drink well?"

King Xian put on a blank look: "What are you talking about? Why can't this king understand?"

When King Xian opened his mouth, Xu Qing was forced back two more steps.

Xu Qing changed the topic and said: "I'm talking about the tea that the servant girl brought up just now. I see that you have finished drinking, my lord..."

"Tea..." King Xian looked at the tea bowl on the table beside him, and immediately said with a calm expression: "Oh, this tea... This tea is really good, this king drinks it very well."

Once again, Xu Qing, who was forced to retreat by the virtuous king's tone, made up his mind that next time he must put the toilet water higher to prevent children from eating it by mistake.

Why does the sage king drink everything? Didn't the sage king ever suspect that the green liquid was poisonous?

This time Xian Wang ate a whole bottle by mistake!

The disadvantage is that the simple version of toilet water prepared by myself has no irritating ingredients in it, just alcohol, mint, and honeysuckle, and no chemical ingredients that are harmful to the human body have been reflected.

If he drank a bottle of toilet water brought by later generations, the Xian Wang would be taken to the hospital immediately after drinking it, and a tube would be inserted into his buttocks for gastric lavage!

The Xian Wang watched Xu Qing take the bottle, and then put the bottle on the top of the cabinet next to Xu Qing, and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Xu Qing said: "Put it higher to prevent children from eating it by mistake."

King Xian: "..."

Where does the child come from in his huge Andingbo mansion? !

Then Xu Qing seemed to be talking to himself and as if he was talking to the virtuous king: "In fact, if you accidentally eat toilet water by mistake, it's not a big problem. If you don't eat much by mistake, you just need to drink more hot water in time. What a big deal."

King Xian looked at Xu Qing and said, "If, what I said is true, if there is a person who accidentally drinks too much, what should I do?"

Xu Qing said: "Then drink more hot water. It is best to induce vomiting in time and spit it out. If you can't spit it out, there is no big problem. At most, you will feel very refreshed for a day."

[Digression: In reality, I swallowed a bottle by mistake and rushed to the hospital, don't delay, but, everyone in front of the screen should have no children, right? 】

Speaking of this, Xu Qing approached the prince two steps, cupped hands and said: "My lord, what are you doing here today?"

The Xian King waved his hands, stood up and said: "This king suddenly remembered that there are still some things at home, so I won't stay any longer. Come over to the palace in the afternoon and I have something important to talk to you about."

Speaking of this, King Xian left straight away, and got into the carriage of the palace as soon as he got out of the gate.

Xu Qing looked at the virtuous king who left in a hurry, although he was a little worried about the virtuous king's body, but what was the reason for this sense of comfort?

Xianwang Mansion

Several servants who were working saw the virtuous king coming in, quickly bowed and said: "I have seen the prince."

King Xian waved his hand and said: "Go and prepare some hot water for me, by the way, send two more people to clean the carriage."

...

In the afternoon, Xu Qing came to the palace.

As soon as they arrived at the gate of the palace, someone welcomed Xu Qing in and walked all the way to the imperial study.

Xu Qing couldn't help sighing, it's good to be an emperor, working directly at his own home, unlike him, who had to get up an hour earlier to go to the morning court.

By the way, when was the last time he came to morning court?

When Xu Qing arrived at the Imperial Study Room, he saw that Qin Xiang and Jiang Xiang had been given seats by the Chu Emperor.

After Xu Qing walked in, he bowed and said, "See Your Majesty, I have met Prime Minister Jiang, and Prime Minister Qin."

Emperor Chu nodded and said, "Be flat, give me a seat."

Xu Qing: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Eunuch Wei next to Emperor Chu: "Your Majesty, Uncle Anding did not attend the court meeting today."

Chu Huang: "Almost forgot, let's just stand."

Xu Qing: "..."

Feelings just thanked a lonely.

Xu Qing looked at the expressionless Eunuch Wei, this old boy actually secretly sued him for being tricky? ! Eunuch Wei's eyes were empty as if he didn't see anything.

Jiang Xiang smiled and said, "I heard that Uncle Anding has a very good relationship with my grandson and Master Chunyang Taoist priest. I heard from my grandson that Taoist Chunyang also praised Uncle Anding as a predestined person in the Taoist sect." , in the impression of the truth, Taoist Master Chunyang seldom praises others."

"It must be possible for Taoist Priest Chunyang to move all the Taoist temples to Anding County, and there must be something extraordinary about Andingbo."

Qin Xiang also said with a smile: "Uncle Anding is the younger generation of my Great Chu. I am afraid that no one can surpass him. In more than ten years, my Great Chu will definitely have another pillar."

Xu Qing arched his cupped hands and said politely: "President Jiang is admirable, and Prime Minister Qin is admirable."

Dongliang is still standing...

On the throne, the Emperor Chu said: "Today, Prime Minister Jiang, Prime Minister Qin, and the county uncle Anding were called over, mainly to deal with the envoys from the State of Zhao who are about to arrive in Beijing."

"Zhao Guo is good at poetry, scriptures, and chess. I guess that after Zhao Guo arrives in the capital, he will attack these three items. It is a matter of my face. No matter what, I can't win at least one of the three items. Jiang Xiang is good at classics and justice, Qin Xiang specializes in chess, and poetry, Xu Qing, are you sure?"

Standing Xu Qing thought for a while and said: "Your Majesty, you also know that writing poems and lyrics depends entirely on the artistic conception and momentary feelings, and not all on the literary talent. It has always been difficult to talk about these poems with confidence."

Emperor Chu said: "One thousand taels."

Xu Qing thought for a while, and said: "I suddenly feel that the feeling and artistic conception of writing poems are not so important. After all, silver...cough cough, Da Chu's face is the most important thing. I will definitely live up to your majesty's expectations!"

The Emperor Chu looked at Xu Qing and said, "You said that. If I can't win, I will order Miss Qiao, who lives in the east part of the capital, to marry you as my concubine! You can decide for yourself."

Xu Qing's heart trembled suddenly. Miss Qiao in the east of the city is a nightmare for men in the capital.

But every time I dress up like an orangutan with makeup, even beggars don't go to her door when begging...