Chapter 326: A Man Dressed as a Woman Stays in the Miaojiang Palace
Chapter 326: A Man Dressed as a Woman Stays in the Miaojiang Palace
That night, Jun Mo and Shang Buqun took advantage of the darkness and broke into the Miaojiang Palace in night clothes.
But he was discovered by the palace guards before he had gone far, and had to return in shame.
Early in the morning, several people gathered around a table to have breakfast.
Jun Mo frowned and said, "We can't force our way in! His palace is heavily guarded, even more so than our Great Dong Dynasty palace. We have to find a way to enter the palace first, and then we can go to Qinghe Hall to rescue His Highness the Sixth Prince."
Shang Buqun was troubled and said, "The Miaojiang King is not so stupid as to let us, a foreign man, stay overnight in the palace, but it is not suitable to steal in broad daylight!"
"The Miaojiang King won't let outsiders stay overnight in the palace, but he will let women stay!" Yu Jiuer winked at them, "You two are so beautiful in disguise that no one can tell you are men. Why don't you reluctantly dress up as women and stay overnight in the Miaojiang Palace?"
Shang Buqun picked up the porridge and walked away from Yu Jiuer: "Don't try to hit on me! Don't ever think of making me wear women's clothes again in this life!"
"Are you going to watch two weak women, the Eighth Princess and I, fall into the wolf's den again?" Yu Jiuer had a tearful expression.
"You're naughty again!" Jun Mo hit Yu Jiuer's head mercilessly, "What bad idea do you have? I will never allow you to be in danger!"
Yu Jiuer's eyes were full of calculations, and she said, "It is impossible for you to blatantly enter the Miaojiang Palace at night, but the Eighth Princess and I can find an excuse to stay overnight in the palace.
If we live in the palace, don't we have to have our own maids? If you pretend to be our maids, can't you stay in the palace with us?"
"What excuse can you give to ask the King of Miao to let you stay in the palace overnight? Aren't you afraid that he will treat you as midnight snack?" Jun Mo glanced at Yu Jiuer. He knew that she had many tricks up her sleeves, but they were always full of dangers, which made him worried.
"You don't have to worry about that. He won't be able to eat it because it will hurt my teeth!" Yu Jiuer said to Jun Mo excitedly with a confident look on her face.
“Let the Eighth Princess go and apologize to the Miao King! Just tell him that she has changed her mind and agrees to marry him, but she needs to cultivate feelings with him first, and then we can discuss other things!
After all, it will take some time for the two countries to negotiate this marriage. Once we rescue the Sixth Prince, won't we have an excuse to defeat the Miao King? He won't be so shameless as to snatch his daughter-in-law in front of you and the Sixth Prince, right? "
"But how could the King of Miao listen to me? What if he forces me to submit?" The Eighth Princess still looked afraid.
"Don't worry, I have a way!" Yu Jiuer said slyly, "I was so angry last time that I forgot that the Miaojiang King had a daughter, Princess Qile, who was still in Yinshan County.
Although we killed the Miaojiang King's sister, Concubine Xiang, his daughter, Princess Qile, is still alive! We might as well make use of her."
"Threaten the King of Miao?" Shang Buqun became interested.
Yu Jiuer smiled slyly and said, "That's right! As long as the prince and the prime minister send the eighth princess to the palace, remember to 'remind' the Miaojiang King that his daughter Qi Le married Cheng An from Yinshan County and is living a healthy life now, but if the eighth princess has any dissatisfaction in the palace, then his daughter will not have an easy life either!
Do you think the Miao King would be a little wary of such a threat?"
Jun Mo raised his lips with a hint of amusement, and said, "Last time, the Miaojiang King sent people to work with my eldest brother to hold us back, and took advantage of our inability to return to force Min'er. This time we are in Yongcheng, and he won't dare to act arrogantly again."
The Eighth Princess frowned and asked, "How can you conceal the truth and send us into the palace with your true identity, and also dress us up as women?"
"Isn't this easy?" Yu Jiuer spread her hands and said to Jun Mo and Shang Buqun, "Before sending us into the palace, find two guards who are similar in size to you. I will put makeup on them and transform them according to your eyebrows and face shapes.
After you finish dealing with the Miao King, you can use the excuse of saying goodbye to the Eighth Princess alone, and then change clothes with the guards dressed as men, and let them pretend to be you. Wouldn't it be possible without anyone noticing?"
"We can give it a try now while we haven't fallen out with the King of Miao." Jun Mo nodded in agreement.
Shang Buqun still couldn't let go of the man dressed as a woman: "If you enter the palace, you will be searched, which will reveal your flaws. Isn't it inappropriate? Can't you think of another way? Do you have to go against that woman dressed as a woman?"
"This is the only way! Can you stop insisting on dressing up as a woman? Change your mindset and just think of it as an experience of life, right? Freedom is sought in danger, for the sake of the Eighth Princess, you have to give it a try, right?" Yu Jiuer looked down on him.
Shang Buqun sneered and said, "From your excited tone, I'm afraid you're doing this for the sake of your wealthy life in Yinshan County. You have to give it a try, right?"
"The one who knows me best is the Prime Minister!" Yu Jiuer laughed even more ostentatiously.
"You miser, you never forget about money!" Shang Buqun looked down on her and then said, "If two guards dressed as women are found at the palace gate, wouldn't people laugh at our guards of the Great Dong Dynasty?"
Yu Jiuer retorted: "You scholars are always worried about gains and losses. The body search by the gate guards is just a routine matter, and they won't really touch places they shouldn't touch. If it's a woman, they usually don't check it!
But even if they touch me, I have a way to deal with it. A fake breast is not a problem for me!"
"Does this mean I still can't escape the fate of being a man dressed as a woman?" Shang Buqun wanted to cry but had no tears.
Yu Jiuer rolled her eyes at him and said, "My husband, the prince, didn't say anything, so what do you have to complain about? You two are both so beautiful, so you should dress up as women more often to feast our eyes. Don't waste your talents, right? Eighth Princess?"
The eighth princess covered her mouth and laughed, nodding continuously.
Three days later, Jun Mo and Shang Buqun brought the Eighth Princess into the palace to plead guilty.
Everything went according to plan and we finally passed the test smoothly.
However, when the King of Miao heard that Jun Mo threatened him with Princess Qile of Yinshan County, his eyes widened as if he wanted to eat Jun Mo, which made Yu Jiuer, who was disguised as the eighth princess's maid, secretly happy.
The eighth princess moved into the Glazed Palace smoothly.
Yu Jiuer took the opportunity to ask other palace maids: "Sister, where is the forbidden area in this palace? I want to find out first, so that I don't accidentally go there!"
"Wu Zhao, you'd better stay in the Glazed Palace and don't go anywhere else!" The palace maid said in a cold voice, not giving Yu Jiuer any face.
Yu Jiuer didn't give up and asked again: "I'm just afraid that I might get lost and accidentally go there? The palaces of the emperor, the queen mother and other concubines are all guarded, so I'm naturally not afraid of accidentally going there. What I'm afraid of is those cold palaces or palaces with taboos, where no one is guarding the gates. What if I..."
The maid waved her hand impatiently: "Just don't go to the Qinghe Palace! However, the palace is in the corner, I don't think you would be so idle as to go there and seek death."
"Qinghe Hall? Which direction is it? I have a poor sense of direction, so I have to remember it in my head and treat it as a cemetery. I will never go in that direction!" Yu Jiuer continued to set the trap.
"In the northeast corner, why are you, a maid, so annoying?" The maid walked away cursing.
Yu Jiuer got the answer she wanted and was secretly happy.
It was late at night and everyone was asleep. Jun Mo and Shang Buqun went straight to the northeast corner.
However, the two underestimated the layout inside the Qinghe Hall.
As soon as they entered the door, they were met with a dense rain of arrows.
Thanks to their first-class martial arts skills, the two of them passed the first level without any danger.
But what they never expected was that the second level was a disgusting array of poisonous insects?
They are not good at dealing with swords and knives, but can they deal with poisonous insects?
vomit!
They just felt their scalps tingling.
If you accidentally get entangled by a poisonous insect, who knows what the result will be? This thing is very mysterious!
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