sbdcsierra Chapter 145 Flower Picking Thief
Chapter 145 Flower Picking Thief
The next day, after getting up, Yu Jiuer went to the clinic to find Liang Zihu first.
Before Liang Zihu could speak, Yu Jiuer hurriedly raised her hand and declared: "I'm not here to get poison this time!"
"You came here in person, if not to get poison, then to get tonic? It's been a long time since you've been avoiding tonics!" Liang Zihu muttered.
"Ahem!" Yu Jiuer cleared her throat, looked around, and confirmed that there was no one else in the clinic before she leaned over to Liang Zihu's ear and spoke in a low voice.
"What? You want contraceptive pills?" Liang Zihu was so surprised that he almost jumped up. He spoke in a high voice, as if he was afraid that other people in the clinic couldn't hear him.
Yu Jiuer quickly jumped up and covered his big mouth: "Are you going to die? Why are you shouting so loudly?"
Liang Zihu also looked around. Fortunately, the Liang family took other apprentices from the clinic to collect herbs outside the pass today.
At the moment, there happened to be no other patients in the clinic, otherwise the county magistrate would have been greatly embarrassed.
"Why do you want contraceptive medicine? Which yamen runner did you force? Or a soldier?" Liang Zihu's eyes widened.
Based on this alone, he could instantly imagine a scene of rape and robbery in his mind.
Yu Jiuer's face was burning, and she slapped him on the head: "You are so imaginative, it would be a pity if you don't become an actor!"
Liang Zihu hid and yelled: "Then I can't understand it. Yinshan County has a small population. Who doesn't want to have children to contribute to the county? In addition, you have introduced incentive measures. As long as the people of Yinshan have children, they will be given a big gift package. Who would be so desperate as to take contraceptive pills? I don't think of anyone else except you!"
"It's me! It's me! Is that okay? Can it satisfy your perverted curiosity?" Yu Jiuer admitted boldly with a red face, and then asked, "But why do you think I forced others? Couldn't it be that I was targeted by the flower thief?"
Liang Hou glanced at her with disdain: "Look at the way you look now, which flower thief would be so blind?"
This instantly made Yu Jiuer furious. She stood up and shook off her official uniform, ignoring her breasts that were tied flat by her own leucorrhea, and said shamelessly:
"I am eighteen years old, a handsome man with a fine skin and tender flesh, loved by everyone, flowers blooming when I see them, and mice want to bite me. If I were to be a brothel in the capital, the door would be squeezed down. Don't look down on me!"
Liang Zihu followed her words and asked: "Then may I ask which flower thief picked up this young man who even mice would want to bite?"
Yu Jiuer was speechless for a moment. She didn't expect that this antique from Liangzi Lake would set a trap for her?
She waved her hand and said, "Don't worry about it. Why are you wasting time asking for contraceptive pills? Hurry up! Get a few more!"
She had never thought about this before, but Jun Mo acted a little crazy last night, and she suddenly remembered that there was a chance she might win the bid, and she couldn't help feeling a little anxious.
"Open a few more pairs?" Liang Zihu was incredulous. "Is that flower thief addicted to picking flowers? Is he hard to talk to?"
"Isn't it okay just in case?" Yu Jiuer was so embarrassed that she really wanted to slap this old antique to death.
If Jun Mo could speak nicely, why would she be so shameless as to ask for a few more contraceptive pills?
Liang Zihu probably understood everything, so he said honestly: "It's okay if you don't take contraceptives. Your last childbirth injured your uterus, and it's almost impossible for you to get pregnant again. If you can really be robbed of your honey by a flower thief, it may not be a bad thing! Taking contraceptives is actually bad for your health!"
Since she was still protecting the flower thief and no one was making a big effort to catch and stop the thief, it meant that she was not harmed.
Maybe she is still enjoying it and just refuses to admit it!
"Why didn't you say so earlier?" Yu Jiu'er pretended to hit him, "How dare you tease me? Be careful or I'll let Chun'er ignore you!"
After returning from the war outside the Great Wall, she discovered that Chun'er and Liang Zihu's relationship showed signs of revival, and since Mrs. Liang faced the reality, she seemed to have no objection.
"No, no, no! I was wrong! I worked so hard to coax her into submission, please have mercy on her, Lord Yu!" Liang Zihu bowed and apologized to Yu Jiuer, and only then did Yu Jiuer leave with a satisfied smile.
At night, Jun Mo, familiar with the route, slipped into Yu Jiuer's room again.
Facing Yu Jiuer's defensive gaze, Jun Mo immediately said, "I promise that I am only here to warm your bed and will never do anything to you!"
Prince Jing, whose cough could make his soldiers terrified, was willing to humble himself and try to please her. She was not such an unsympathetic person.
Since she couldn't beat him anyway, Yu Jiuer reluctantly gave him half of her bed.
But when she woke up in the morning, Yu Jiuer had rolled into Jun Mo's arms without her knowing when. She even entangled him with her hands and feet like an octopus, and used him as a cheap pillow.
She was stunned for a moment. Just when she was about to quietly withdraw her disobedient hands and feet without anyone noticing, Jun Mo's lazy and hoarse teasing voice suddenly came from above her head:
"Hold me so tight, if you want, I don't mind making sacrifices!"
Yu Jiuer's face suddenly felt hot, and she quickly moved to the inside of the bed, turned over with her back to him, and said with a specious reasoning: "It's just a pillow that emits heat. I borrowed it to hug myself on a chilly spring night! Don't be so self-indulgent!"
I would never admit that my body is not under my control.
Jun Mo hugged her from behind, and Yu Jiuer could feel his chest shaking.
Is he making fun of her?
Yu Jiuer pushed her elbow back hard.
Jun Mo suppressed his smile and hugged him tightly, saying, "Let's see how long you can keep being stubborn."
As he said that, he started to make moves.
Yu Jiuer kicked back and said, "Get out of here! Don't think you can act recklessly just because Concubine Duan has moved back to the palace? When she finds out that her well-behaved and self-disciplined son is not at home so early in the morning, I wonder how you will explain it to her. You'd better not get me into trouble!"
"The only one who dares to speak to me with such disrespect is you, Yu Jiuer!" Jun Mo hugged the person in his arms tightly and kissed the back of her head.
Before Yu Jiuer got angry, he reluctantly let her go, stood up, put on his outer robe, and flew out of the window.
Yu Jiuer turned over and sat up, looking at the damn window angrily: "If it wasn't because the room was stuffy, I would seal the windows again and nail the roof shut, and see how you, a flower thief, can get in?"
A gust of wind blew in through the window, making it rattle, as if mocking her for being useless. She couldn't even control her own body and almost lost her heart.
"Swoosh" a pillow was thrown towards the window.
Wuyan's voice came from downstairs immediately: "Sir, are you fighting with someone so early in the morning?"
"No! Beat the mouse!" Yu Jiuer crawled into the bed.
She needs to sort out her emotions and not lose her heart just because someone slept with her a few times.
These ancient men are simply a virus!
too scary!
Two days later.
Yu Jiuer received news that the Princess and Concubine Xiang would soon arrive at Jiulipo.
As the magistrate of Yinshan County, Yu Jiuer had to go to Jiulipo in person to greet him.
As a junior, Jun Mo had to go to greet him out of courtesy.
So, in the morning, the two who had slept together last night pretended to be polite in front of others:
"I've met the prince!"
"How is Magistrate Yu?"
Afterwards, they each mounted their horses and took their men to Jiulipu to welcome the uninvited guests from Yinshan.
Not long after, a large number of carriages and horses drove towards Yu Jiuer.
Yu Jiuer bowed and saluted.
After a moment, several people stopped in front of her.
Then an unhappy voice came from above: "Are you Yu Wushuang, the magistrate of Yinshan County?"
"It's you, my humble servant! I pay my respects to the Empress Xiang Fei!" When you are in the world, you have to bow your head. In the feudal imperial era, she was her master!
The eldest princess' voice soon came over: "This Yu Wushuang, I did see her once at the Queen's palace banquet two years ago. She looked like a woman, but I didn't expect that after more than two years, she still looks like this!"
From the sarcasm and ridicule, one can tell that these two people came here with resentment.
Yu Jiuer just happened to be someone who couldn't tolerate anything. Since the other party had declared war, why should she constrain herself and stick to superficial efforts?
So, she stood up straight, raised her head to meet the eldest princess's gaze, and said meaningfully: "Time makes people grow old! But I am lucky to be blessed by God, and I am still radiant, not as old as someone else!"
"How dare you hint that I am old and ugly?" the eldest princess said sharply.
Then he grinned and said, "You are so indifferent to the superiors and inferiors. No wonder my Qingyang is suffering here! I want to see what kind of power you can show off this time."
Yu Jiuer shrugged: "I didn't say you were old and ugly, you took it for granted, who can you blame?"
The eldest princess has a pretty appearance, but a hideous face. She doesn’t know how she does it. Her horrible look makes people feel creepy.
The eldest princess' face turned red with anger. No one had ever dared to talk to her like that.
She raised her hand and was about to slap him hard, but Jun Mo reminded her calmly, "Ahem! Auntie, be careful!"
The eldest princess glared at Yu Jiuer with murderous eyes, but she did not dare to slap her. She turned away angrily, swinging her sleeves.
Yu Jiuer was secretly happy in her heart. How big a handle would Jun Mo have to have in his hands for him to be so patient?
But before she could feel proud for long, she saw a butterfly-like beauty running up from behind the princess and floating directly towards Jun Mo: "Cousin Mo!"
Yu Jiuer looked over there, and the butterfly beauty held Jun Mo's arm affectionately and said coquettishly: "I haven't seen you for more than two years. Wan'er missed you so much!"
But Jun Mo, who always treated women like tigers, did not push her away immediately. Instead, he touched her head lovingly and said, "You've grown taller again!"
"Hiss" Yu Jiuer felt as if a blunt knife stabbed into her heart. She gritted her teeth and punched herself in the chest, despising herself for acting on her emotions.
Then, a sweet and pleasant voice came to Yu Jiuer's ears.
"Rou'er greets Cousin Mo, I hope Cousin Mo is doing well!"
The voice was like the sound of nature, and even Yu Jiuer felt her ears were pregnant after hearing it.
There is a cousin on the left and a cousin on the right. How many cousins does he have?