sbdcsierra Chapter 114 Chickens at the Zoo Will Be Cheaper
Chapter 114 Chickens at the Zoo Will Be Cheaper
"Wait a minute, don't go home yet, I need to go to the market to buy some groceries," Ning Caicai suddenly said from the back row.
"Row."
Ye Lan nodded, changed the route, and drove the car to the Chengnan vegetable market.
After parking the car on the side of the road, Ning Caicai got out and went to the vegetable market to select ingredients.
Ye Lan stayed in the car and did not follow, mainly because he had never bought groceries before and was unfamiliar with prices; going there would only be a hindrance.
Instead of making things worse, you might as well sit in your car and scroll through TikTok.
He firmly believes in the saying: leave professional matters to professionals, and refrain from interfering when others are doing their work.
If you really want to interrupt, then go help with the work.
Half an hour later, Ning Caicai was carrying a plucked, clean white hen in her left hand and a turtle that had been cut into eight pieces in her right hand.
Ning Caicai approached Ye Lan with a radiant smile, her beautiful eyes sparkling like stars:
"I'll make you Farewell My Concubine when I get home!"
Ye Lan looked at the old hen in Ning Caicai's hand and asked, "How much is this chicken?"
"I forgot, it should be in my twenties."
"Wow, that's so expensive!" Ye Lan exclaimed in surprise.
"This is a normal price. It's not expensive at all. It's been this price for many years."
Ning Caicai pouted, as if complaining to Ye Lan that she was spending money extravagantly.
"I'll take you to the zoo another day."
"Why go to the zoo?" Ning Caicai asked, looking completely bewildered.
"Buy a chicken! The chickens at the zoo are super cheap. A chicken the size you have is only 10 yuan!"
Ning Caicai tilted her head, her expression even more confused.
She's been to the zoo before, but do people really sell poultry at zoos?
She had no recollection of it at all and could only ask Ye Lan in the end.
"Where in the zoo do they sell chickens? I don't know."
"You can't just buy chickens to feed tigers. You can buy chickens, but instead of feeding them to tigers, you can sneak them out quietly."
Ning Caicai couldn't help but chuckle at Ye Lan's words, her eyes narrowing into slits:
"Then when the tiger and the administrator were reconciling the accounts that night, the administrator said, 'You ate it,' and the tiger said, 'I didn't eat it.' The administrator said, 'If you didn't eat it, then the dog ate it?'"
Ye Lan may not be good at studying, but she is not stupid. She immediately realized that Ning Caicai was indirectly calling her a dog.
"It's like you're saying you didn't eat."
Ning Caicai stuck out her pink tongue and made a face at Ye Lan.
"Alright, now that we've bought everything, let's get in the car."
"Okay, I'll put the things in the trunk first."
After putting her things away, Ning Caicai sat down in the back seat again without Ye Lan reminding her.
The car started again, leaving the roadside buildings behind one after another.
Soon we arrived at a traffic light intersection.
There was a bright pink Porsche parked in front of us, and it didn't move an inch even though the traffic light was green.
Ye Lan assumed the driver in front was engrossed in watching Douyin (TikTok), so she gently honked the horn twice to signal that the other driver could leave.
Unexpectedly, after the horn was honked twice, the driver's side door opened.
A man with a thin frame, as thin as a bamboo pole, came down, looking like he would fall apart if the wind blew him away.
He strode angrily toward Ye Lan, tugging at his belt as he did so.
"What the hell are you pressing? You scared my girlfriend half to death, and I almost ruined my reputation."
Ye Lan silently gave this older brother a six in her heart.
I thought to myself, you really don't want to waste a single moment, you can even come here while waiting at a red light.
No wonder he's so thin; it turns out his yang energy was sucked away by a female ghost.
However, now is not the time to discuss this matter. Ye Lan pointed to the traffic lights and said:
"Brother, the light's green. You're blocking my way. How am I supposed to go if you don't move?"
"Hey, I'm not leaving. What can you do to me? If you're so capable, use your crappy Audi A6 to crash into my Porsche 911."
Seeing the other party's arrogant attitude, Ye Lan felt it was incomprehensible and, in a state of utter speechlessness, he burst out laughing.
Ning Caicai didn't know much about cars, so she leaned closer and asked Ye Lan:
"Is a Porsche 911 that expensive? More expensive than your Audi A6?"
"Let me put it this way, the cheapest Porsche 911 could buy three of these cars."
Ning Caicai gasped upon hearing this; in her eyes, a 45 RMB Audi A6 was already outrageous.
But compared to the other side, there was absolutely no comparison.
A dimensional reduction attack, instantly annihilating the opponent.
"He must be a rich kid, so you absolutely mustn't get into a conflict with him." Ning Caicai tugged at Ye Lan's sleeve, her eyes full of concern.
Ye Lan, however, had her own ideas and started cursing at the other party.
"You just drive a Porsche 911, what's with the attitude? How about you race me?"
Upon hearing this, the man with the bamboo pole seemed to have heard an incredible joke, and he bent over and laughed wildly.
Ye Lan was afraid that he would suddenly pass out.
It wouldn't be worth risking your life for it.
"What the hell are you laughing at? You dare? It's just a matter of one word!"
"Dare? What's there to be afraid of?" The man with the bamboo pole stopped laughing, his eyes revealing contempt as he looked at Ye Lan.
“My Porsche 911 accelerates from 0 to 100 km/h in 4.2 seconds. With your car, I guarantee that within a minute, you won’t even be able to see my taillights.”
Ye Lan curled her lips into a smirk and raised her middle finger at the skinny man:
"Stop barking like a dog, if you're so capable, come and show us what you've got."
"If you can make me unable to even see your taillights, then I'll admit you're amazing!"
No man can resist the provocation of "You're something else."
The bamboo pole man is no exception.
He immediately gave Ye Lan a thumbs-up and then angrily returned to his car.
The Porsche 911, which had already been turned off, lit its taillights again.
Ning Caicai leaned closer, her face full of worry, and asked, "Can you really overtake him when you're speeding?"
“His Porsche 911 costs over a million yuan and is a supercar. Mine is just a daily driver. How could I possibly outrun it?”
"Oh, then you're definitely going to lose?"
"If you lose, you lose. There are no undefeated champions in the world."
Ye Lan's expression was very calm, as if it were just a trivial matter.
It really is a small matter.
Ye Lan wouldn't lose anything from a meaningless bet, so she was naturally quite open-minded about it.
Soon, the red light went out again.
The moment the green light turned on, the Porsche 911 in front shot off like an arrow, the roar of its engine and the sound of it cutting through the air echoing throughout the street.
At the same time, Ye Lan also floored the accelerator, and his Audi A6 accelerated to catch up.
Ning Caicai gripped the handle tightly, her delicate body trembling uncontrollably with fear: "Didn't you say winning or losing didn't matter? Why are you getting so worked up?"
"Give it your all, I refuse to believe I can't beat him."