sbdcsierra Chapter 7: Arrogant and domineering, three slaps shatter the doubts.
Chapter 7: Arrogant and domineering, three slaps shatter the doubts.
However, in the next instant.
*Smack!*
The crisp sound of a slap echoed throughout the warehouse.
Immediately afterwards, a series of traditional Chinese cultural elements resonated.
"You son of a bitch! Don't you even know how many eyes the Horse King has on his head? Trying to pull this on me!"
"Bah! When I was a江湖 (jianghu, a term referring to the world of outlaws and江湖义气, a code of honor) man, you were probably still playing in the mud somewhere!"
Lin Yao's ancestor was arrogant and domineering. He went up and slapped the other person hard across the face. Then, he pointed at the other person's nose and cursed him vehemently.
As she spoke, she grew angrier and slammed her forward, slapping him twice more hard across the face, the sound of the slaps echoing loudly.
"Undercover agent? You've watched too many cop movies! You bunch of useless cops who deserve to be robbed when caught stealing, and can't even handle a junk Wuling car theft."
"Send infiltrators? Do you even deserve to?"
This attack caused AOE damage to everyone around them.
One middle-aged man, in particular, was so ashamed that he wished he could disappear into the ground.
That's so damn embarrassing!
Even the elderly man in the wheelchair, who was dressed as a gangster boss, could no longer maintain his composure and could no longer remain solemn.
At the same time, after being slapped three times in a row, the man was initially stunned.
Immediately afterwards, he flew into a rage, his eyes turning red. Without thinking, he reached behind him, ready to pull out a knife and stab the other person twice.
But in the blink of an eye, his hand grasped at empty air.
???
What about the knife?
Where's my knife?
In the instant he froze, a dagger appeared in Lin Yaozu's hand.
Meanwhile, sarcastic remarks continued to emerge.
"Useless! Is this what you're looking for? What, you want to resort to surgery just because you've touched a nerve?"
"Which part of what I just said wasn't the truth?"
"With your trashy skills, what kind of Buddha are you? You might as well just rob a bank!"
"This is a real disgrace to the industry!"
At the same moment, everyone around was completely dumbfounded.
"What happened? How did he get the knife?"
"Holy crap! Am I seeing things?"
"My God! That really is Brother Li's knife! I used to see him taking it out and cleaning it every day, that's it."
"..."
In the wheelchair, the old man couldn't help but rub his eyes, and after confirming, a hint of greed flashed across his face.
It's incredible, truly incredible.
I never expected that I would actually run into an industry expert this time!
On the other side, Lin Yaozu casually tossed the dagger to the ground, then reached into his back pocket and pulled out a wallet, opening it with a natural air.
"Damn! Only three hundred! You're a poor bastard too! You'd be better off just killing yourself!"
As he spoke, he casually tossed his wallet aside and stuffed the little money inside into his pocket.
Then, he took out another phone, glanced at it, and then tossed it aside with disdain.
"What a piece of junk phone! It's barely worth any money even if you recycle it!"
The man directly opposite, whose eyes were originally red, was dumbfounded as he watched Lin Yaozu take out his things one by one.
Every time the other person took out something, they subconsciously touched their pocket.
The knife on the other side?
My own!
That wallet over there?
It's mine too!
The phone on the other side?
It's all mine!
Emmmm......
How much of my stuff did you steal, you son of a bitch?
Wait a minute...
The mechanical watch in the other person's hand... it looks kind of familiar.
The onlookers were equally dumbfounded.
"Didn't he just slap me three times? How did he steal so much in such a short time?"
"Oh my god! I didn't even notice! What's going on?"
"Is this the level of an industry expert? No wonder Uncle Gao always says our business skills are lacking."
"I've learned so much! Today has truly been an eye-opening day!"
"..."
Not far away, the elderly Jin Sanye, in his wheelchair, was also filled with shock.
That's incredible!
Such thieving skills are so superb that even gods and ghosts cannot detect them.
His moves were fluid and effortless, leaving no trace; he could steal the world and change the course of events in the blink of an eye.
His methods were so exquisite that they were unparalleled and divine, and it would be difficult to find a second person like him in the world.
In an instant, Master Jin could no longer contain his admiration. He suddenly stood up, bracing himself on the armrests of his wheelchair. His legs moved with unusual agility, and he hunched over as he quickly ran over with small, quick steps.
After that, his face was plastered with a fawning smile.
His eyebrows were furrowed, his back was deliberately lowered, and his posture was humble and obsequious.
"A master! An unparalleled master!"
"Your technique is unparalleled, mysterious and unpredictable, appearing and disappearing without a trace, a marvel of nature."
"Such extraordinary skills are truly beyond compare. I've lived most of my life, and only today have I witnessed the pinnacle of human ability!"
On the other side, Lin Yaozu was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes and spoke in a vulgar tone.
"Damn it! Old Deng! If you're so capable, why are you pretending to be paralyzed? What's with the wheelchair?!"
Upon hearing this, Master Jin's face twitched slightly, and anger flared in his heart, but he still held back.
vulgar!
What a vulgar person!
No wonder he has dragon and tiger tattoos and yellow hair; he's such a shallow and ignorant person.
If the other party's theft methods weren't truly ingenious, such trash wouldn't even meet the minimum requirements for their team's recruitment.
Master Jin smiled and spoke again, as if he hadn't heard the profanities.
"I'm getting old, and it's more convenient and less strenuous for me to use a wheelchair. I've made some attempts to test you before, and I hope you'll understand. After all, our line of work is prone to attracting trouble, so we have to be careful."
Upon hearing this, Lin Yaozu rolled his eyes.
"Treating my ass! We're all江湖人 (jianghu ren, meaning people from all walks of life), let's speak frankly, can't we stop being so pedantic? You're preparing for graduate school!"
Master Jin: "..."
Tolerate!
"Still testing them? That's like eating soybeans soaked in salt water—completely bored!"
Master Jin: "..."
I'll endure it!
"Undercover? With your trashy skills! You could just snatch a bag on the street! What kind of undercover work are you talking about! We have so much evidence we can't even look at it all! If we find someone, we can arrest them and sentence them on the spot! No need for a trial!"
Master Jin: "..."
I couldn't hold back anymore!
Dry!
That son of a bitch's mouth!
That fucking deserves to be fucked!
How did you manage to live to be this old?
Doesn't anyone hit you?
At this moment, Lin Yaozu spoke again, directly and bluntly.
"Speak! You went to all that trouble to get me here, what is it you want?"
Upon hearing this, Master Jin suppressed his anger once again and replied with a forced smile.
"It's nothing major! I just admire the master's skill! I want to carry on the legacy of the sages and help pass it down."
Upon hearing this, Lin Yaozu glanced sideways, a mocking smile playing on his lips.
"After all that trouble and all that effort, this is it?"
Master Jin was slightly excited.
"So...you've agreed?"
The fact that he got it so easily made him somewhat anxious and uncertain.
Various random thoughts flashed through my mind.
What if the other party is just giving a perfunctory answer?
What if the other party has a trick up their sleeve?
What if...?
However, Master Jin had already made up his mind that he could not let the tiger return to the mountain no matter what.
Once we've uncovered all of the enemy's tricks, we must make him disappear forever.
Honestly, he didn't believe Lin Yaozu would really be willing.