sbdcsierra Chapter 1 I'm quitting!
Chapter 1 I'm quitting!
(I revised the bio several times but it still wouldn't pass, so here it is!)
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【Ding! 】
[Congratulations, host, on activating the County's Richest Man System!]
[The host can receive a daily cash reward of 100 million by simply checking in to the system each day, provided it can only be used within the county!]
[System notification: The cash reward will be transferred to the host's system bank account through legal means; there is no need to worry about the source of the funds.]
[Is the host account bound?]
On Monday morning, Wang Guanxi was half asleep when he suddenly heard a mechanical voice in his ear. He thought he was dreaming.
He scratched his crotch, feeling a bit uncomfortable from the pressure of his underwear, so he adjusted Optimus Prime's position.
The voice in my mind continued to ring.
[Is the host account bound?]
Wang Guanxi was getting a little impatient with the noise. Having read countless online novels, he muttered something under his breath:
"Once you've bound it, don't bother me anymore."
[Okay, host. Immediately bind the county's richest man system to your account.]
[Host detected in Shanghai. Please return to Jiangcheng (county town) within two hours, otherwise system binding will fail.]
Wang Guanxi turned over, trying to go back to sleep, but suddenly sprang up from the bed with a somersault!
Jiangcheng?
Isn't this his hometown?
This dream felt pretty real.
But the next moment, he saw a virtual system panel appear in his mind:
[The Richest Man in the County System]
Status: Inactive
[Host Wang Guanxi: Binding unsuccessful]
Wang Guanxi reached out and grabbed it, his palm passing through the void panel, which remained clearly visible in front of him.
His heart skipped a beat.
Could it be... that this system is real?
There's only one way to verify if it's true: go back to Jiangcheng and sign in!
It's Monday, 8:15, and I still have 45 minutes before work starts. If I choose to go back to Jiangcheng now, I definitely won't make it back to work in time, and I'll lose my perfect attendance bonus for this month.
However, if it were true, then I wouldn't have to be a beast of burden for the rest of my life.
After hesitating for three seconds, Wang Guanxi decided to take a gamble: a bicycle versus a motorcycle!
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Half an hour later, Wang Guanxi, carrying only his ID card and mobile phone, boarded a ride-sharing car bound for Jiangcheng.
He booked a private car, but it was full of five people, and they had to split the 20 yuan highway toll.
Therefore, he had a seat all to himself.
He cursed the driver eighty-eighty-ninety-one times in his mind.
If he weren't worried about missing the chance to go back to Jiangcheng to sign in, he would definitely have argued with the driver.
But there was one thing to be thankful for: besides him and the driver, the other three people in the car were all young and beautiful women, which made him feel a little better.
"Buzz buzz buzz~~"
Wang Guanxi's phone started vibrating in his pocket.
He struggled to reach into his pocket and pull out his phone, accidentally brushing against the arm of the girl next to him, feeling its smoothness.
He nodded apologetically and then answered the phone.
A sharp and piercing shout immediately came from the other end of the phone:
"Wang Guanxi! What time is it? Why aren't you at work? Do you want to quit?!"
"I'm giving you ten minutes. If you're not at the office by then, I'll deduct half a month's salary..."
"Beep beep beep..."
Before the person on the other end of the phone could finish speaking, Wang Guanxi hung up the phone with a beep and then switched his phone to airplane mode.
The caller was Wang Guanxi's project manager, who was also his direct supervisor. He always spoke to Wang Guanxi in this ugly tone, as if he were going through menopause and his desires were not being released.
He originally wanted to politely ask the other party for leave, but when the call connected, the tone was the same again, and Wang Guanxi couldn't stand it anymore.
"We're all born of the same mother, why should I be insulted by you, you lackey?!"
"If I really get bound to the system, I'll definitely pay someone to beat her up and vent my anger!"
At this moment, the young woman sitting next to Wang Guanxi had obviously heard the voice from his phone call. Seeing Wang Guanxi's decisive action, she couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.
Only then did Wang Guanxi have a chance to calm down and observe. Sitting next to him was a young woman wearing a short-sleeved shirt and hot pants.
Her thighs are very white, and you can't see any pores even when you look at them up close.
Recalling the smooth touch of her arm when I accidentally touched it with my phone, I can imagine that her thigh must be even smoother.
After stealing a glance, he shifted his gaze to the other person's face and smiled helplessly.
Then I closed my eyes and rested.
In fact, Wang Guanxi was very anxious and wanted to fly to Jiangcheng at any moment.
After all, he had just hung up on his manager to verify the system's authenticity.
If this is really just his own hallucination, then he can go and start browsing Boss Zhipin right now.
The next hour or so of driving was very quiet, with only the sound of wind from the tires and the faint scent of a young girl wafting from the side.
Soon, Wang Guanxi felt the car stop.
He opened his eyes and saw that the three girls got off the bus one after another and walked towards the signboard of "Jiangcheng Academy".
So these three girls are all college students. No wonder they look so young.
Wang Guanxi sighed.
Immediately afterwards, his heart began to race.
"Isn't arriving at Jiangcheng Academy the same as arriving in Jiangcheng?!"
Wang Guanxi immediately shouted, "System, I want to sign in!"
The next moment, Wang Guanxi heard the happiest sentence of his life.
【Ding! 】
[Host detected in Jiangcheng (county town). You will be immediately bound to the County Town Richest Person System.]
[System binding successful.]
[Would you like to check in?]
"Yes! Sign in now!"
[Check-in successful!]
[Congratulations, host, you have received a cash reward of 100 million.]
Upon hearing that the reward had been credited to his account, Wang Guanxi immediately took out his phone and turned off airplane mode.
Soon, I received a text message notification that my funds had been credited to my mobile banking account.
[China Construction Bank] RMB 100,000,000 has been deposited into your account 8888, leaving you with a usable balance of RMB 100,008,888.88.
Holy crap! (A type of plant)
Really!
This is actually true!
System, it's finally my turn!
It's no wonder I read so many online novels!
Fortunately, my bank card balance has remained at 8,888.88 yuan!
Thirty years to Hedong, thirty years to Hexi!
Starting today, I'm going to be a superior person!
Buzz buzz buzz~~
Just then, Wang Guanxi's phone rang again.
He picked it up and saw the note: "Auntie from Shanghai".
Oh hoo!
It turned out to be his project manager again.
He answered the phone without hesitation and then began to speak:
"Life is so boring, even a toad can be a critic of humanity."
"He's riddled with illnesses himself, yet he dares to prescribe medicine for others."
"Give too much face and even a dog will think it's a lion."
"Although I'm not afraid of dogs, I'm finally free from their barking."
"For such a low salary, expecting someone to do this and that is like asking a donkey to do nothing all day but kick your head."
"I bet you started talking around 1 a.m., because that's exactly the hour of Chou (1-3 AM)!"
"If you're going through menopause, go find a gigolo, don't go around flirting with everyone!"
"Dust to dust, ashes to ashes, goodbye you idiot."
"I quit!"