Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Chapter 116 This kid is still so honest!

The group soon arrived at the newly opened bar.

As soon as he entered, Chen Xiaobai saw the old seat he would be sitting in for the next few years.

That brown sofa, although it will be replaced later, will remain in the same location.

The group sat down on the sofa. Zeng Xiaoxian looked around, touching this and fiddling with that, finally exclaiming, "Wow~, this place is pretty good! Look at this sofa, this table, this chandelier..."

"Cough cough~~~"

Hu Yifei couldn't stand it any longer and coughed lightly to remind them, "We are distinguished guests, don't act like a construction crew!"

"That's right, Teacher Zeng!"

Chen Xiaobai was originally sitting on the armrest next to him, but he forced her to change positions. Covering her face, she said with disgust, "I'm too embarrassed to sit with you. Everyone around is laughing at you."

"Hardware is not the key!"

Lu Ziqiao spoke up to remind them, just as two beautiful legs walked past. His eyes followed the legs, and he lewdly grinned, "Have you guys noticed how many...hehehe~"

Zeng Xiaoxian: “???”

Seeing that he still didn't understand, Lü Ziqiao drew an "S" with one hand.

"pillow?"

After looking around, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly spotted his target and grabbed the cushion behind him.

Lin Qingqing looked at Chen Xiaobai in confusion. Just now... did his eyes follow those legs too?

"Hey~"

Lu Ziqiao was deflated and said helplessly, "Pretty much, you do sleep with a pillow in your arms!"

"I'll go for a bit."

Hu Yifei suddenly stood up and pointed to the toilet.

Lin Qingqing stood up and quickly ran over to take her arm. "Feifei, wait for me, let's go together!"

Just then, a waitress dressed as a maid came over with four glasses of wine. After placing the tray on the table, she said softly, "Gentlemen, these are Margaritas from the lady at the next table."

Guan Gu, Chen Xiaobai, and Lü Ziqiao immediately looked back and saw three beautiful women at another table waving at them.

The three responded very politely.

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned, a smile that was seven parts lewd and three parts sleazy: "I'm starting to like it here, hehe~~~"

He then picked up his glass and took a sip.

The waiter looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Excuse me, this drink is eighteen yuan!"

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened instantly as he looked at the next table in disbelief.

The three beauties' smiles vanished instantly, and they turned their heads away.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, bewildered, "Why?"

Waitress: "I don't know either, maybe they think you're... new here."

After saying that, the waiter turned and left.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face froze, unsure how to react.

(Zeng Xiaoxian: "I'm a new—new—newcomer? In the first season, I was the main character!!!") (Narrator)

At this moment, Hu Yifei and Lin Qingqing returned.

Hu Yifei sighed, "Lu Ziqiao, I've realized I've been tricked again. I got the Wi-Fi account, only to find out I didn't even bring my computer!"

"Wanyu and Zhanbo are going on a round-the-world trip, not to become slaves. What are you worried about?" Zeng Xiaoxian habitually made a sarcastic remark.

Chen Xiaobai made room for Lin Qingqing and looked up at Hu Yifei, "Sister Yifei, don't worry. With Wanyu's strength, he finally managed to find his daughter. There will definitely be two teams of bodyguards following him. Don't worry!"

"Can't we have one team? Why do we need two teams?" Guan Gu asked, somewhat puzzled.

Lu Ziqiao picked up his wine glass, took a sip, and said, "Have you forgotten that when Wanyu ran away, she only followed one team, but she still managed to escape? We need to add another team!"

"Don't interrupt, I'm talking about my brother!"

Hu Yifei pressed down with both hands to silence the crowd, then said indignantly, "They entered Egypt today, I need to know their location!"

"Then satellite guidance to launch the missile?" Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow.

"listen!"

Hu Yifei's face was serious, and she leaned forward slightly. "Listen, the previous arrangement was Zhanbo, Wanyu, and me."

"Now that they're together, they're Zhanbo and Wanyu!" He paused, then continued, "And me too, understand?"

Everyone: "..."

Then Guan Gu suddenly realized, slapping his thigh: "I know, this is a Chinese sentence segmentation exercise I often do, hahaha~"

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Lu Ziqiao said earnestly, "Yifei, you need to give them plenty of personal space. Think about it, if Wanyu brings you back a little Zhanbo, wouldn't your family be able to flourish?!"

"Should I give them some guidance?" Hu Yifei was instantly tempted; it was a great idea!

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned slyly, "Guidance? Are you very experienced?"

"I do have some tips that can be used for free... Ouch~~~ Qingqing, let go!" Chen Xiaobai had barely uttered those words when he felt a sharp pain in his waist.

You don't even need to look back to know who the culprit is.

Everyone suppressed their laughter, but no one exposed them.

Guan Gu looked at Hu Yifei expressionlessly: "You talk to them until midnight every day, how can they have time to create humans!"

“You can let them create while you guide them, and we can just watch maliciously,” Lu Ziqiao said with a sly grin.

Hahahahahaha~~~

This immediately caused everyone to burst into laughter, with the four-person group led by Lu Ziqiao and ending with Zeng Xiaoxian laughing the most.

"you......"

Hu Yifei clenched her fists, picked up a cushion, and was about to start hitting.

The four of them shouted in unison, "I'm going to the restroom!"

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After using the toilet, the four of them playfully wrestled and joked as they left.

Suddenly, Lu Ziqiao, who was at the front, bumped into someone.

I looked up and saw Zhang Wei?!

"Ziqiao? Xiaobai? What are you doing here?" Zhang Wei exclaimed in surprise as he looked around.

"Xiaobai? You two know each other?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Chen Xiaobai.

Chen Xiaobai shrugged, walked over and put his arm around Zhang Wei, casually saying, "Of course we know each other, we came from the same orphanage!"

Zhang Wei patted Chen Xiaobai on the shoulder and said with a sigh, "Yes, Xiaobai is the most successful one in our orphanage. He has also donated a lot of money to our orphanage. Sigh, to be honest, I haven't achieved much myself."

"Hey, stop blocking the toilet entrance, let's go back and talk~" Chen Xiaobai quickly changed the subject, otherwise the bar would think they were hooligans spying on aliens using the toilet.

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Sitting back on the sofa, Lu Ziqiao exclaimed, "What a coincidence! I always run into you in the bar restroom!"

"What a twist of fate! My right eyelid kept twitching while I was in the bathroom, and then I saw you right after I flushed the toilet!" Zhang Wei patted Lu Ziqiao, filled with emotion.

Lu Ziqiao's smile vanished instantly. Was he mocking himself or was he mocking himself?

Of course, according to the law of conservation of energy, the smiles were transferred to other people's faces.

Chen Xiaobai sighed inwardly, "This kid is still so honest!"

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