sbdcsierra Chapter 352: Watch the Advertisement to Resurrect
Chapter 352: Watch the Advertisement to Resurrect
Furninna said to Nashida's chicken soup: "Nashida, stop feeding me this poisonous chicken soup."
"When the fate of the world is uncertain, you and I are both dark horses. When the alarm clock rings, you and I are both cattle and horses. The overwhelming wealth and glory will never come to me, and this overwhelming shit pot will be thrown on my head at any time."
Zhongli: "Ms. Furninna, life is precious, but Mora is even more valuable. If it's for the pink balls, both can be thrown into 880,000 pink balls. You must stand up straight."
Hutao: I see, Zhongli really wants these 88 pink balls.
[Osel: Only Morax would be interested in these mere 88 pink balls]
[Xingqiu: Legend has it that the Whirlpool Demon God has an underwater palace filled with countless treasures. Is this true?]
【Osel: Fake】
"Mr. Zhongli, you've already fallen for a mere 880,000 pink balls. In our village, even a three-year-old wouldn't care about such a small favor. You've been practicing for thousands of years, so why are you still so useless? You're actually bending over backwards for a few dollars."
Zhongli was speechless.
Mavica: "Director Fernina, as the number one Baturu of our [Seven Gods Films], how can you retreat without a fight? There's a poem that says, 'Heroes of the world come from our generation, and once we enter the martial arts world, time rushes us along. Today, you and Alechino will face off in a battle of both strength and life and death. Either you die, or she lives."
"Go ahead, Finina, cheat, sneak attack, and give Alechino a little shock."
【Funina: I just have to not have it】
Servant Alechino: I don't think I'm a match for Lady Finina.
[Ying: After all, Fu Fu is ranked in the top three in terms of strength among the Seven Gods.]
"Ms. Mavica, you are amazing, you are noble, you can do 1080p, but next time before you give people a pep talk, can you please read more? Do you know what the last line of your poems means?"
"Are you worried that my death isn't quick enough?"
Mavica was speechless.
Lei Movie responded: "Director Funina, I read a lot. I've read 880,000 light novels. People like you usually have the halo of the protagonist in novels."
"At least we can fight the Fatui Executor on equal terms. Alechino can't defeat you instantly with 17 cards, so don't worry."
Kujo Sara: The General is right.
[Lei Movie: I don’t even know what I’m talking about]
"Aying, is your butt thickened or is there shit in your brain? You dare to believe the nonsense of the pink-haired fox, Ding Zhen at first sight."
"Identified as someone who still has considerable room for improvement in intelligence."
Kujo Sara: Please take back your words, Water God. What the General said is correct.
Yaejinko: Oh, oh, oh, the Water God is bullying the little fox.
[Funina: I don’t know]
[Luo Yu: You two are the only two smart ones among the Seven Gods]
Wendy: "Don't be afraid, Director Funina. Friends who are often killed know that you can be resurrected by watching a 30-second commercial. With the resurrection skill in hand, a small executive officer can be easily manipulated."
[Luo Yu: Who else can be resurrected except me?]
【Wendy: What if I can be resurrected after the video ends】
"Wendy, you're not thinking straight. If [the lady] hadn't said those two heartfelt words to you earlier, I would have believed you."
After confronting each of the Seven Gods, Finina made her final decision: "Anyway, I've made up my mind. If Northland Bank is so insincere, it would be rude to continue cooperating with them."
"I, Funina, would rather starve to death, die outside, or jump out of Momang Palace than accept their investment."
"I have finished speaking, who agrees and who disagrees?"
&34;I object&34;
As soon as Zhongli finished speaking, Villette suddenly appeared and threw Zhongli out of Momang Palace.
The rest of the gods chose to surrender under the tyranny of the Water Dragon King.
[Ding, the video is finished, and the rewards are drawn]
[Nibelungen: Good job, this is the dragon clan]
Hu Tao: As expected, whenever the Supreme Inquisitor and Zhongli are together, a fight is inevitable.
[Funina: Now it seems the two of them have never met.]
Navilet: Lady Fininna, I'm very busy and don't have time to go to Liyue with you. Besides, Liyue is very dangerous right now.
Phanes: That's true. Liyue's combat power is now even stronger than that of Sky Island.
Zhongli: The throne is joking.
[Ding, reward for Funina's passive skill, "The Fox Borrows the Tiger's Power"]
[The fox borrows the tiger's power. When it appears with Navilette at the same time, its strength will be doubled.]
[Funina: What did Mr. Zhongli say? Oh, right, my strength has increased. A lot, more than enough.]
Kurumi: Doesn't that make the Water God the second most powerful god now?
[Fu Nina: Hum (Fu Fu with hands on hips.jpg)]
[Ding, reward Wendy's passive skill, immortality]
[Immortal, you can be resurrected at the same place after 30 days of death]
Wendy: I feel incredibly strong.
[Dikarapian: @Luo Yu what are you doing?]
Barbara: Lord Barbatos (fainted.jpg)
Luo Yu: Isn't this a good time to try out the rewards? Send the bill to Northland Bank.
[Ding, Wendy exits the live broadcast room]
[Ding, welcome Wendy to join the live broadcast room]
【Wendy: What just happened】
【Dikarapian:Upload video.jpg】
In the video, just as Wendy received the reward, a black beam of light fell from the sky and swallowed Wendy.
The black light dissipated, Wendy disappeared, and a green [30] appeared on the ground.
As the countdown ended, Wendy appeared on the spot.
Wendy: That’s too much.
[Ying: I'm curious, does such a long resurrection countdown really not make people squat?]
[Kurouto: I'm curious if there's any demon residue left after the Wind God dies.]
Zhongli: From a universal perspective, it should be.
Luo Yu: It's normal to have some. Since I was the one who took action, the remaining demons were also wiped out by me.
[Ding, reward: Zhongli's Treasure Appraisal Record of All Worlds]
[The Record of Treasures from All Worlds, records all treasures in the heavens and all worlds]
[Zhongli: Such treasures should be carefully savored]
[Walnut: @Everyone, from now on, the Fatui executive officer [Poor]'s bills will not be reimbursed by the Hall of Rebirth.]
Rich Man Pantalone: Don't worry, Mr. Zhongli's expenses are covered by the North Country Bank.
[Ding, reward for all the light novels of Lei Movie and the Myriad Worlds]
Yaejinko: This time there are more than 88 light novels.
[Lei Movie: Shenzi, I remember you have a thing that turns novels into videos]
Yaejinko: Yes, but Ying wouldn't want to get it for free, would he?
【Thunder Cannon: Aunt】
【Thunder General: Aunt】
Yaejinko: I really can't do anything with you two little guys.
[Ding, reward: Nashida Face Editor]
[Face Editor, can edit anyone's height, weight, appearance, voice, cooling time is one month]
Nashida: This way, the Great Compassion Tree King won't have to keep an eye on the Desolate Lord's appearance and voice.
Hazard: That’s great.
[Great Compassionate Tree King: Finally, I can speak without using this voice.]
[Ding, reward Mavica for becoming a true demon god]
[Wendy: This time, the seven rulers of the mortal world are all demons]
[Mavica: There are no other changes.]
[Luo Yu: Yes, now after you die, there will be demon remnants.]
【Fanes: If you don't know how to speak, you can shut up.】