sbdcsierra Chapter 244 Poor Captain
Chapter 244 Poor Captain
【Fanes: Thank you for putting on a show to please me.】
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Mainly because I want to put on a show.]
【Ying: But logically speaking, there shouldn't be any role for you.】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Can I force myself to play a bigger role?]
[Ding, reward for Traveler Ying, a Holy Grail]
[The Holy Grail, a legendary giant magic circle that can grant all wishes]
[Ying: Is this thing really useful? ]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: My evaluation is that it is not as good as my own.]
【Ying: Come on, you're just a Teyvat Cthulhu. 】
【Wendy: What do you mean? 】
[Ying: All the wishes you make to him will be fulfilled in a distorted and uncontrollable way.]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: You said that was the Lord of the Wilderness, not me]
[Ying: Come on, you two are birds of a feather.]
[Ding, the video of Qishen Technical Vocational College is about to play.]
Qin: It sounds like the seven rulers built an academy together.
Xingqiu: If such an academy really existed, it would be difficult to get into it.
Kujo Sara: That's for sure. If it really existed, taking advantage of the conditions there would definitely be 100 times more difficult than joining the army.
[Nashida: Do you want to actually do one?]
[Funina: Okay, okay]
[Ding, start playing]
The video begins with Mavica's enthusiastic voice: "Welcome to the Seven Gods Technical Vocational College. May I ask what is your name, Mr. Olorun?"
As soon as these words came out, a big question mark appeared above Olorun's head.
"Lord Vulcan, you already call me Olorun, why are you still asking me what my name is?"
"This is called procedural justice. The god of justice is the important theory proposed by our school's [official principal and pastry chef] Ms. Funina."
"The guiding principle of the theory is that everything must follow a process, so that it conforms to the just order of Teyvat."
"[Grand Inquisitor] Mr. Navilette, we have had a detailed and in-depth discussion with the Seven Consuls on this matter, and have offered some constructive suggestions."
"After a friendly and thorough exchange of views, we unanimously agree that Ms. Funina's theory should be vigorously promoted and included in the Teyvat Charter."
[Ying: Are you sure this is a friendly exchange? I'm not threatening you. If you don't agree, I'll release Prentis.]
[Navilette: It hasn't come to that yet. I will judge them once I regain the power of the Ancient Dragon.]
[Fanes: @Navilette, you really think I don't exist. ]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: @Phanes, you really think I don't exist. 】
【Fanes: Good, good, good】
Mavica finished speaking, and the traveling duo looked at each other, communicating with their eyes.
Paimon: "How come these seven old men make taking off their pants and farting sound so refreshing and refined?"
Mavica didn't notice the two people's little movements and continued to introduce them enthusiastically.
"In short, when it comes to justice, you don't have to be so clear about it; you just have to follow the process."
Olorun nodded after hearing this.
"Lord Vulcan, I understand. My name is Olorun. May I ask what is the name of this lady Mavica?"
"Very good, you are a teachable kid. I am the vice president of our school and the head of the security office. I am also the director of the motorcycle major. You can call me Teacher Mavica."
Oluoren readily agreed: "Teacher Mavica, I'm here to sign up for motorcycle lessons."
"Then Mr. O'Loren, please follow me to the director's office to complete the registration process. Assistant Professor Ying, please be the VIP in the private room on the second floor. Please quickly prepare your cards and slippers."
[Ying: The tone of your voice sounds like someone going to a big bath.]
[Kaeya: As expected of the man who dominates Teyvat's abstract list.]
【Olorun: Thank you】
【Sita: No one praised you.】
[Sino: I'm not convinced by the abstract aspect.]
[Tinari: I give in. If you want to perform, please go to Nata.]
Zhongli: Given his situation, Finina shouldn't be allowed to be the principal.
[Funina: I'm not like that at all, okay?]
Come to the director's office.
"Mr. O'Loren, what is your reason for learning to ride a motorcycle?"
"Teacher Mavica, why do you ask this when registering?"
"It's just a formality, it's part of the registration process."
“Can I refuse to answer?”
"You must answer. We will develop a study plan for you based on your answer."
Seeing that there was really no other way, Oluoren could only tell the reason: "Because my grandma has been urging me to find a partner."
"Sir O'Loren, what does finding a partner have to do with learning to ride a motorcycle?"
The captain suddenly appeared.
After these words were spoken, Olorun once again raised a question mark.
"Captain, why are you here too?"
"Because those wealthy businessmen and politicians who lack empathy and only know how to find excuses to hide in the Winter Palace invested the entire Winter Palace treasury in a film directed by a certain Futa."
Having said that, the captain couldn't help but clench his fists.
"The Fatui can't even afford to pay their salaries now. They can only come to Mavica as part-time teaching assistants to make ends meet."
Rich Pantalone: @Taddalia, who are you talking about? Be more aware of yourself.
[Taddalia: I can't find it. Who here would invest money in a director named Fu?]
[Servant Alechino: Why are you all looking at me? ]
[Claire: Because the previous videos were all shot by Pepe with the Water God]
[Funina: Believe me, it is definitely the right decision.]
Rich Man Pantalone: Fortunately, I manage the money.
"With such an outrageous plot, the creator of this video must have a brain in his ass, right?"
【Ying: Official complaints are the most deadly.】
Wendy: The video was probably made by the system, so the system is just complaining about itself.
Xingqiu: As long as I scold myself, you won't be able to scold me.
Yaejinko: It looks like I'm scolding myself, but in fact, I'm shutting up all of you.
"While I agree with your point of view, I personally recommend not using uncivilized words like [buttocks], as this may cause the video to fail to pass the review."
After the captain finished speaking, Olorun was really reflecting on himself.
"Let me put it another way. With such an outrageous plot, the creator of this video must have his brain on his buttocks, right?"
……
"Okay, Olorun, you haven't answered the captain's assistant coach's question yet. Please don't waste time on insignificant things. Every minute you waste here is a waste of hundreds of billions of minutes for the hundreds of billions of viewers in Teyvat."
"That's equivalent to hundreds of millions of years. Assuming the average lifespan is 80 years, you've essentially killed millions of people."
Mavica's words left a huge mark on Olorun's head.
【Ying: Oh my god, that's absolutely right.】
[Funina: That makes sense]