sbdcsierra Chapter 469 Fairy Fart
Chapter 469 Fairy Fart
"Your Majesty, you can't abandon me! Didn't you say you would take me with you?"
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please wake up!"
Lu Yangyang shouted at the top of her lungs a few times, and almost threw herself onto Nalan Yunyan.
But as she kept calling out, she gradually fell silent.
After waiting for a while, Master Yunfeng poked the two of them with his whisk. Seeing that there was no movement, he breathed a sigh of relief, "They've finally fainted."
Master Yunfeng wiped the sweat from his temples and complained to Immortal Shangqing, "Immortal, this imperial concubine is too troublesome. Why don't we take this opportunity to get rid of her? Even if they ask, we can just say she died of a sudden illness."
Master Shangqing raised his eyes and gave him a cold look. "Fool."
Master Yunfeng's legs went weak, and he knelt down with a thud. "Immortal Master, please calm your anger. It was my ignorance."
Master Shangqing scoffed lightly: "This immortal is an enlightened being who has attained immortality. If you say that the imperial concubine died of illness, are you trying to slap this immortal in the face?"
Master Yunfeng was horrified, only then realizing the foolish thing he had just said.
"Why do you think I, the Immortal Venerable, would tolerate a mere mortal? She is not only the Crown Prince's principal wife, but also a princess of the Great Yan Kingdom, sent here for a political marriage. If anything were to happen to her, it would trigger a war between the two countries, and it would be the common people who would suffer. Now that I have attained enlightenment, I naturally prioritize the well-being of all people. Do you understand?" Daoist Shangqing said slowly, his eyes slightly closed.
"Yes, yes, Immortal Master is wise, Immortal Master is wise indeed!" Daoist Yunfeng hurriedly prostrated himself on the ground and knelt down.
Just then, Master Shangqing's stomach suddenly rumbled.
Master Shangqing's expression changed slightly, and the next moment, another gurgling sound came from within.
Master Shangqing quickly coughed lightly, "Alright, send the imperial concubine back. Don't talk nonsense. She is the immortal concubine of this celestial palace. You all need to be careful."
Then, glancing at Lu Yangyang who was lying on top of Nalan Yunyan, he said, "Take this girl to the alchemy room. I will be there shortly."
After saying that, he stood up with an air of otherworldly wisdom.
Unfortunately, just as he stood up, his stomach rumbled again, accompanied by a soft "poof" sound.
A strange smell instantly filled the air.
Master Yunfeng, kneeling before him, was the first to be affected, his face turning a deep purple.
But they didn't dare to move an inch.
The others naturally smelled it too.
But at this moment, everyone kept their heads down, pretending that nothing had happened.
Master Shangqing's fair face froze. He could only pretend nothing was wrong and turn to continue walking. But after taking only two steps, there was another "poof" sound. He immediately forgot everything else and hurried towards the room.
As soon as he left, a young Taoist disciple cautiously asked Master Yunfeng, "Uncle-Master, just now, did we smell some immortal farts?"
Upon hearing this, Lu Yangyang, who was lying on top of Nalan Yunyan, couldn't help but tremble at the corners of her lips, almost giving herself away.
Master Yunfeng's face had turned a deep purplish-red as he stiffly replied, "To hear the immortal's fart is our good fortune. Why don't you quickly carry these two away as the immortal has instructed?"
The young Taoist priest dared not speak again. He hurriedly stepped forward to pull Lu Yangyang up, and then helped Nalan Yunyan, who had fallen to the ground, to her feet and carried her out.
Master Yunfeng followed behind, but before he even reached the door, he felt a rumbling in his stomach, followed by a series of popping sounds.
The young Taoist priest who hadn't gone far stumbled and almost threw Nalan Yunyan out.
The young Taoist turned to Master Yunfeng sheepishly and said, "Uncle-Master, you really do need to continue your cultivation!"
Master Yunfeng clutched his stomach, instinctively pressing his thighs together to save face: "I am far inferior to you, Immortal Master. I had an upset stomach this morning, so I will take my leave first."
Then he ran away without looking back.
The young Taoist boy helped Nalan Yunyan walk out. Just as they stepped out of the Shangqing Hall, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach. He looked around and saw a young Taoist boy, about his height and somewhat unfamiliar, step forward and quickly take Nalan Yunyan from him: "Senior brother, I'll take care of you, I'll take care of you. Thank you for your hard work, senior brother."
While supporting Nalan Yunyan, he also called out to Nalan Yunyan's maid, Duolan: "Hey, what are you standing there for? Hurry up and help support the Fairy Consort!"
Dolan rushed over to help Nalan Yunyan.
Seeing that it was Nalan Yunyan's maid, the young Taoist priest didn't think much of it. His stomach was churning violently, so he hurriedly and casually reminded her, "Remember to make sure you send the Immortal Consort back!"
Then he ran away without looking back.
He took the unfamiliar young Taoist boy from Nalan Yunyan and led him to a less crowded area. He lowered his voice and said to Dolan, "I'm here to rescue you. Cooperate with me and find a safe place to hide first."
Before coming, Dolan had already received a hint from Nalan Yunyan, and immediately nodded in agreement: "I know where people can be hidden. Come with me."
On the other side, Lu Yangyang was carried to the alchemy room by two young Taoist disciples and tied to a bed with iron chains.
With the chains only half-tied, the two young Taoist boys' expressions changed simultaneously, and they muttered to themselves.
"My stomach hurts. Did the food go bad today?"
"I don't know. I ate some pickled vegetables this morning. Maybe they've been sitting out for too long? Oh no, I can't take it anymore. I need to go to the outhouse first."
"I can't go on either, let me go first!"
"No, no, I can't take it anymore. Let's go together. Anyway, this girl is unconscious and won't wake up anytime soon. Her hands are also clasped, so she'll be fine."
"That's true, she's just a country girl, she doesn't know anything."
"Stop talking, let's go, let's go, I really can't hold back anymore."
The two of them abandoned Lu Yangyang and hurriedly ran away, clutching their stomachs.
Lu Yangyang waited until the room was completely silent before slowly opening her eyes, only to find that she was not in the room, but in a basement.
A faint smell of blood and an extremely unpleasant odor filled the air.
She hurriedly sat up and realized that she was lying on a stone bed with iron chains inlaid at the four corners. Her hands were bound by the chains, which made a slight sound as she sat up.
Lu Yangyang's arm froze, and she quickly looked around.
The basement was very large, seemingly even larger than the Shangqing Palace outside. One half of the space contained the stone bed that was currently locking her up, while the other half contained a huge alchemy furnace and a table shelf filled with various bottles and jars.
You can faintly smell several very precious medicinal herbs.
It seems this is where that stinky Taoist priest used to refine elixirs.
As Lu Yangyang looked at the iron chain on her wrist and was about to break it, she noticed dried bloodstains on a corner of the stone bed.