A carefree soldier king in the city

Chapter 549 Potatoes

Chao Bufan grunted in agreement and said, “Uncle Guan, I trust you completely. Just keep this to yourself and don’t spread it around. Just do what you’re supposed to do. I’ve already spoken to Director Lü and we’ve set a trap, just waiting for these four companies to fall into it! So don’t tell anyone in the company, so as not to let the news leak out.”

Guan Yunfei said, "Don't worry, I know."

Chao Bufan stood up and said, "Uncle Guan, I have other things to do. If you encounter any problems that you can't solve, remember to let me know immediately."

Guan Yunfei stood up and said, "Okay, Bufan, then take care!"

Upon arriving at the reception area on the first floor, they indeed saw a wooden box about two meters tall inside. Chao Bufan opened the wooden box with a wave of his hand, revealing a robot as tall as an adult.

"Bufan, what is this thing? It looks so strange!" Tianyue asked, puzzled, when she saw the robot.

Chao Bufan laughed and said, "This is a robot."

"A robot?" Tian Yue asked suspiciously. "What's it for?"

"This robot can talk and speak; it's a high-tech product of humankind, a great achievement for humanity!"

With that, Chao Bufan waved his hand and put the robot into the jade ring, laughing, "I'll tell you about it slowly when we get back!"

After returning home, Chao Bufan did some research and figured out how to use it. The robot could be activated immediately as soon as it was charged, and the charging time was only three seconds. After that, it would never need to be charged again.

After activation, the robot immediately scanned Chao Bufan and Tian Yue, and then said to Chao Bufan, "Master, it's a pleasure to serve you."

Chao Bufan asked, "Um, do you have a name?"

The robot replied, "Master, I don't have a name yet! Please give me one!"

Chao Bufan thought for a moment, then said, "Then you call out, call out..."

Tianyue said, "Isn't he a robot? Let's just call him Robot."

The robot asked, "May I ask who you are?"

Seeing that the robot was indeed eloquent and even had its own thoughts, Tian Yue seemed intrigued and said with a smile, "I am his brother."

"Brother," the robot called out to Tianyue, then said, "Brother, you're so low-class! I'm a robot, why are you still calling me a robot? You have no taste at all!"

"What does 'low' mean?" Tianyue asked.

"You don't even know what 'low' means?" the robot said. "What kind of IQ do you have?"

"Oh, I see," Tianyue realized, and said, "You mean I have a low IQ, right?"

“I didn’t say that, you said it yourself,” the robot said.

"You..." Tian Yue almost choked with anger, and roared, "Do you believe I'll tear you to pieces?"

"You bastard!" the robot cursed, looking down at Chao Bufan with utter contempt. Fortunately, he always wore the same expression, so Tian Yue had no idea what he was thinking. Chao Bufan almost burst out laughing.

"Master, have you chosen a name for me yet?"

Chao Bufan laughed and said, "How about you call yourself Potato?"

The robot said, "The name may be a bit rustic, but it's still a name. Master, you can call me Potato from now on."

"Potato……"

Just as Tianyue mentioned Xiao Chao's name, Tudou chimed in, "Brother, that's right! Look at the name our master gave me, it's so tasteful! Unlike you."

Tianyue was already very curious about this unfamiliar mortal world, but his mind sometimes seemed to be just so-so. Hearing what Tudou said, he seemed a little unconvinced and immediately confronted Tudou.

"Screw you, so what if I have no taste..."

"Brother, swearing is wrong. You're not a three-year-old, how can you swear!"

"You mean I'm not even as good as a three-year-old?"

"I didn't say that, you said it yourself."

That's what you mean.

That's not what I meant.

"Then what do you mean?"

"I don't mean it."

Seeing the two bickering, Chao Bufan couldn't help but smile and said, "Alright, alright, stop it, bro. You're really something, why are you arguing with a robot! Potato, let me ask you, what can you do?"

Potato replied, "Master, I can do many things! I'm good at washing clothes, cooking, and cleaning. I can also sing, dance, and give massages."

"—" Chao Bufan almost fainted, then asked, "Is that all you know?"

“Of course not,” Potato said. “I can transform.”

"Transform? What can you transform into?" Chao Bufan asked again.

"I can turn into a car, I can turn into an airplane, and I can even turn into a tank," Potato said.

"Tch!" Tian Yue sneered, "So robots can brag too."

"You're kidding me, I'm telling the truth," Potato said irritably.

"Then try to conjure one up for me," Tian Yue said dismissively.

"So what if it changes? It's no big deal." Potato looked around and said, "If I turn into an airplane, this space is too cramped. If I turn into a tank, I'm afraid this place can't handle it. I'll go outside. Bro, watch out!"

As he spoke, Potato walked to the balcony, leaped out, and then transformed into a fighter jet. After flying around in the sky, the fighter jet landed and transformed into an amphibious armored vehicle, and then into a sports car.

"Uh, this guy really can transform!" Tianyue muttered.

Chao Bufan was quite satisfied and laughed, "If he can't even do this much, then what's the point of having him?"

"Master, I did pretty well, right?" Potato transformed back into a robot, leaped onto the balcony, and walked up to Chao Bufan, showing off.

“Hmm, not bad, not bad,” Tianyue interjected, “You big guy actually have some skills.”

"So, do you submit or not?" Potato asked.

Tianyue patted Potato on the shoulder and said, "Big guy, with your skills, you think you can make me submit to you? I can make you go east if I want you to go east, west if I want you to go west, make you cry if I want you to cry, make you laugh if I want you to laugh, and I can even turn you into a pile of scrap metal, do you believe me?"

Upon hearing this, Chao Bufan exclaimed in alarm, "Brother, please don't do anything reckless!"

"Pshaw! I'm just bragging."

Potato genuinely thought Tianyue was joking with him, but to his surprise, Tianyue gave Chao Bufan a reassuring look and then laughed, "Big guy, you don't believe me, do you?"

Potato said with a disdainful look, "Of course I don't believe it."

Tianyue nodded and smiled, "Then you'd better be ready, head east."

As he spoke, he pointed to the left with one finger. Potato suddenly turned to the right, then walked forward, yelling, "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?"

Tianyue flicked her finger from the left to the right, saying at the same time, "West."