Chapter 107 Slap
Chapter 107 Slap
"Hey!" The man in sunglasses chuckled, saying meaningfully, "Kid, you're quite the actor! You and our young lady were just hugging and being all lovey-dovey, and you said it was nothing? Well, let me ask you, if it was nothing, then why were you hugging each other?"
Now, Chao Bufan was truly in a difficult situation, unable to clear his name no matter what. He gave a bitter smile and said innocently, "Brother, I really don't know her, and I have nothing to do with her. She suddenly hugged me and then forcibly kissed me."
"Oh?" The man in sunglasses was taken aback and said, "So, according to you, this is what our young lady did wrong? You mean she just picked up someone off the street, hugged him, and then kissed him, right?"
This is truly a case of a scholar encountering a soldier—there's no point in trying to reason with him!
The more he explained, the more confused things became. So, Chao Bufan simply gave up and said with a smile, "You're absolutely right, that's exactly how it is. Sir, could you please tell your lady not to kiss strangers so casually in the future? This time it was me; if it were anyone else, they would have already 'chopped' her off." He raised an eyebrow as he spoke, implying, "You know what I mean."
"Oh ho, kid, you're acting innocent after getting the benefit! So, according to you, it's my young lady who's in the wrong. You're saying my young lady has no self-respect at all, right?"
“Yeah, if she knew what modesty was, she wouldn’t have hugged and kissed me so forcefully. Brothers, I have other matters to attend to, so I’ll have to take my leave.” With that, Chao Bufan turned and left.
"stop!"
The man in sunglasses shouted angrily and said coldly, "Hmph, kid, you're just going to leave like this, as if we don't exist?"
Chao Bufan stopped, turned around, and asked with an air of self-righteousness, "What? You're not letting me leave?"
The man in sunglasses retorted, "Hmph, do you think we'll let you go? Kid, I don't care what your relationship is with my young lady, you're the one who let her go, making it impossible for us to explain to our boss. Now, either you come with us, or you take us to find my young lady."
Chao Bufan frowned, then sneered, "Hey guys, are you all out of your minds? Or did your heads get stuck in a door?"
"Stop talking nonsense and take him away!" the man in sunglasses shouted angrily.
"Wait!"
Chao Bufan glared at him and asked in a cold voice, "You really want me to go with you?"
"Nonsense! Do you think I'm joking?"
Chao Bufan nodded and said, "Alright then, I'll take you to find your young lady!"
The man in sunglasses snapped, "Then hurry up and take us there."
Upon hearing this, Chao Bufan raised the corners of his mouth, turned around and walked forward, but unintentionally saw an alley next to him, and walked towards the alley without saying a word.
The man in sunglasses sensed something was wrong and shouted, "Hey kid, weren't you leading us to find our young lady? What are you doing here?"
"Of course I'm going to find your young lady! What, are you afraid I'll run away?" Chao Bufan replied irritably.
The man in sunglasses snapped impatiently, "Stop talking nonsense and hurry up."
However, they didn't expect it to be a dead end. Before they knew it, they had reached the end of the alley. The man in sunglasses and his companions immediately realized they had been tricked and were furious.
"Kid, you dare to play us for fools?"
Chao Bufan habitually raised his lips in a smirk, then slowly turned around and said in a cold voice, "I'm giving you two choices now: one, kneel down and beg me to let you go; two, you two slap each other until the last one falls down."
"Oh ho!" The man in sunglasses sneered, "Kid, you're pretty arrogant and conceited! But arrogance can be a good thing, but... being too arrogant isn't good either, it'll get you into trouble. Alright, I'll teach you what arrogance really means! Go!"
Upon hearing this, the group immediately walked towards Chao Bufan instead of rushing over. Clearly, in their eyes, Chao Bufan was already trapped with nowhere to escape. They weren't stupid; they all knew that since this young man and the young lady could be so affectionate in public, their relationship was definitely not ordinary. If they really did something to him, not only would the young lady be in trouble, but they would also have a hard time explaining to the boss. However, teaching him a lesson was still acceptable.
So, they just wanted to teach Chao Bufan a lesson, so they could at least explain it back home.
However, Chao Bufan didn't see it that way. He thought he'd struck it lucky today, but it turned out to be a shrew. Not only did he help her, but he also got beaten up. It was outrageous! Just as he was getting angry, these people, ungrateful as they were, started nagging and even tried to grab him. Wasn't that like scratching an itch on a lion's head? They were asking for trouble! Therefore, after throwing out the words "They're all hopeless," Chao Bufan suddenly stepped forward and quickly tapped each of them.
Suddenly, the group stopped, looked at each other, and then slapped each other across the face, with several crisp "slap" sounds.
"Damn it, you dare hit me?"
"Damn it, didn't you hit me too?"
They immediately started fighting, slapping each other repeatedly, one slapping the other loudly, "piapia," while also screaming and howling in pain and anger.
The sudden turn of events caught the man in sunglasses off guard, leaving him completely bewildered and frozen in place.
What? They're actually fighting amongst themselves?
The man in sunglasses, realizing what was happening, immediately roared, "What are you doing?"
He rushed up to them and shouted, "Stop! Stop! You..."
"Snapped!"
"Snapped!"
"Snapped!"
Without a word, those people suddenly shifted their focus and took turns slapping the man in sunglasses, making him spin around in place, his eyes gleaming.
"You...so many stars..."
"boom!"
After a few slaps, the man in sunglasses collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Then, the farcical scene unfolded again, with the group slapping each other back and forth. They would slap one, spin around, and then, in a fit of rage, return the slap, making the other spin around as well. This back and forth continued...
No one knew when, but Chao Bufan had disappeared into the alley. The man in sunglasses and his companions had all collapsed on the ground, unconscious.
Over here, Tang Qianqian was sitting in front of the mirror, getting ready. She wasn't as focused on her appearance as other girls, but even without makeup, she was still stunningly beautiful. However, today seemed a little different. She, who usually didn't care much for dressing up, sat in front of the mirror early in the morning, drawing her eyebrows and applying foundation. After nearly an hour of this, she suddenly felt her eyebrows looked like a little devil's. She wiped and drew them again, then wiped them again. The same went for her face; she applied and applied, until finally she simply stopped drawing her eyebrows and applying foundation, just slapping on some BB cream instead, feeling that this was more practical.
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