Chapter 30 The Secret to Chasing Girls
Chapter 30 The Secret to Chasing Girls
"Hi, beautiful."
With a smile on his face, Wen Shao waved to Tang Qianqian, who was staring blankly into space, and then walked to her side.
Tang Qianqian turned her head to look and saw that it was this lunatic again. She immediately pulled a long face and turned her head to the other side.
Wen Shao smiled and said in an extremely sincere tone, "Beautiful lady, I'm really sorry for what happened earlier. I mistook you for someone else. I apologize for my rudeness. Please forgive me."
Upon hearing this, Tang Qianqian felt a wave of nausea wash over her, as if she were about to vomit. She glared fiercely at Wen Shao and shouted, "Get out!!"
Upon hearing this, Wen Shao frowned slightly, but then his face broke into a wide smile as he said, "No, no, beautiful lady, I didn't mean any harm. I'm really sorry!"
Chao Bufan entered the hall. Taking advantage of his height, he glanced around and saw Tang Qianqian sitting in the corner on the right. Without thinking much of it, he walked straight over. But when he saw the anger on Tang Qianqian's face and heard what Wen Shao had just said, he immediately understood. He smirked and thought to himself, "Oh ho~ You dare to chase after my woman? You're tired of living."
Without a word, Chao Bufan walked up behind Wen Shao and gently patted him on the shoulder. Wen Shao was desperately trying to get closer to Tang Qianqian, saying some very cheesy things, when suddenly someone patted his shoulder. He immediately asked angrily, "Who is it?"
Turning around, he saw a very ordinary-looking boy and immediately flew into a rage, glaring at him and yelling, "Who the hell are you?"
Tang Qianqian also turned around and glanced back. Seeing that it was Chao Bufan, she was secretly delighted, and the frost on her face melted a lot.
"Ahem!" Chao Bufan coughed lightly, making a slight fist with one hand, and then said, "Buddy, listen carefully, my surname is Liang, and my name is Liang Shanbo, Liang as in Liang Shanbo, Shan as in Liang Shanbo, Bo as in Liang Shanbo." He then lowered his voice, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Brother, this isn't how you pursue girls! Let me teach you how to pursue girls, watch carefully."
As he spoke, Chao Bufan grabbed Tang Qianqian's hand and gently pulled her towards his chest. Since the chair could rotate, he pulled Tang Qianqian to face him and said, "Hi, beautiful, I've been watching you for a long time. I've discovered that you are the Juliet I've been searching for."
Before Tang Qianqian could react, Chao Bufan had already bent down, extended a finger to hook Tang Qianqian's chin, and then forcibly kissed her forehead.
"kindness?"
Tang Qianqian's eyes widened suddenly. Just as she was about to push Chao Bufan away, Chao Bufan suddenly straightened up. Ignoring whether Tang Qianqian was really angry, he gave Wen Shao a mischievous look and said in a provocative tone, "Brother, watch closely."
Then, looking at Tang Qianqian with deep affection, he said, "Ah... Juliet, I am Liang Shanbo. You are the sun in my heart, so dazzling. You are the star shining in my darkness, so warm. Oh! My dear Juliet, let me protect you for a lifetime... for eternity!"
Chao Bufan had to admire his own deeply moving acting skills, managing to connect Liang Shanbo and Juliet so convincingly.
"Hahahaha!"
Upon hearing this, Wen Shao immediately clutched his stomach and burst into laughter, pointing at Chao Bufan and saying, "Liang Shanbo and Juliet? Hahahaha... I'd rather have Romeo and Zhu Yingtai!"
Tang Qianqian felt a little disgusted by Chao Bufan's mushy words, but they sounded pleasant, so she quickly lowered her head and nodded, "Mm."
"What?" Wen Shao exclaimed in surprise, his eyes almost popping out of their sockets.
Is this okay?
Chao Bufan gave Wen Shao a mischievous wink again and chuckled softly, "Brother, see that? This is what it means to chase girls. Your old methods are so outdated!"
Without waiting for Wen Shao's reaction, he bowed slightly in a gentlemanly manner, then extended his right hand and said politely, "My dearest Juliet, would you do me the honor of dancing with me?"
Tang Qianqian glanced at Wen Shao, snorted coldly, and then placed her hand in Chao Bufan's palm. Her heart was sweeter than honey as she let Chao Bufan gently hold her hand and they walked together towards the center of the hall.
"stop!"
When Wen Shao realized what had happened, he was furious to see that this poor bastard had so easily snatched his prey away. He roared and rushed over, blocking Chao Bufan's path. He shouted angrily, "Kid, get your filthy hands off me!"
Upon hearing this, Chao Bufan smiled and asked, "Why?"
"Because...because..." Wen Shao couldn't come up with a reason.
Chao Bufan patted Wen Shao on the shoulder and said meaningfully, "Brother, you've probably never pursued a girl before, right? I'm not trying to criticize you, but to pursue a girl, you have to be like me. Not only do you need to be bold and meticulous, but you also need to be thick-skinned. All three are indispensable. With your ridiculously low IQ, do you think you can succeed?"
Upon hearing this, Wen Shao felt a deep sense of defeat. He was incredibly frustrated. As for being bold, he had just kissed her—did that count as bold? As for being attentive, he considered himself quite attentive; and as for being thick-skinned, needless to say, he had showered her with flattery—did that count? Yet, even all of that paled in comparison to this kid's few words, and even those were completely irrelevant. This left the usually arrogant and conceited Wen Shao feeling utterly defeated and utterly humiliated.
Damn it, how dare you say my IQ is incredibly low and that my methods for pursuing girls are no good? Who do you think you are?
"Who do you think you are? How I pursue girls is none of your business! I'm ordering you right now, get your filthy hands off me!" Wen Shao roared, snorting and glaring, almost ready to fight Chao Bufan.
Chao Bufan chuckled dismissively, then said, "Dude, I can't make that decision for you. You'll have to ask her if she's willing. Besides, didn't you hear me? She agreed to be my girlfriend, so she's my girlfriend now, Juliet. Am I right?"
Upon hearing this, Tang Qianqian smiled shyly in agreement.
Seeing this, Chao Bufan chuckled maliciously, "See? She's already admitted she's my girlfriend. So, I think you should do what I just said and see if there are any other single girls out there. Maybe you can even pick one up. Dude, don't just stand there like an idiot, get moving! Otherwise, the better girls will end up in someone else's arms."
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